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About The Columbia register. (Houlton, Columbia County, Or.) 1904-1906 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 13, 1905)
I iy Order of the Czar A Story of Russian Power Bf MARCUS EASTLAKS ciur-rat xi. I hear tiiici more tb harsh grating of a jrton key behind nie, ad I am fain to groan aloud I lean again tha wall. All la dark before my eea. whllat my augulahed tout rrlaa, "Loatl Lt! (Sd foraaken!" Kuddenljr f, a rough band frai my shoulder. I am awung forward, and Bud tujaelf h center of a score of farea, all peering and grinning Into mine. 1 reallio that I am In a general cell; that that ara my fellow priaonere, aixl tha m rathful IiI.vkI (rape to my hand. 1 shake mreelf fra and turn fiercely to ara who baa dart I to molet ma. Id my pree ant desperate inood I am nut to la trifled with. My look a fall on a ahnrt. broad, now trfully built mau In tha Mack sheepakln rap of Coaaack, under which a pair of bold eyes (lit lor and dance Ilka wild flra. Ha atanda U-fora ma now, with hla broad, brown banda on bla a!de, bla body thrown back, and both attitude aud mien beeklng Inaolent defiance. "Confound your Impudcucel What mean you?" 1 roar. "I merely wlih to look at you, troth r," ba replies with rod dellltrrstlon. "1 am Intrreated. wa ara all Interested In our brother In affliction." "You luxolciit, prraiimlng hound!" 1 gnaah on blin In fury. Tha laugh that goee round makes k blaia up Ilka oil on (lames. I ruakt a ruh ao violently aud uneipectedly on tha Coaaack that ba taggers bark, and but fur thoaa behind blni would have fallen. A hubbub of volree la ralaed: "Go on! At blml Khow your mettle, little father! Kmbrara, brothara! At blml At him!" Tba Coetark baa regained hla balance. Hla butt noatrtla awall out, hla breath ruahta through tham with a anonlng ttolaa Ilka a horae. lla bends hla head forward aa dnea a blaon preparing for attack. In another moineut ha haa dart ad on ma, and hla praternaturally long arnia encircle my mlddla Ilka bara of Iron. "Hqueete bltn! bug Mm! WU don. Yerack!" shriek tha voice, accompanied with auch tuilnea aa ara uaed to ancourng fighting doga. I draw In my breath, and lifting tha Coaaack off hla feet, Clng bltn from eld to alda to try aud ahaka blni off. but In Tain, lla rllnga to iu Ilka a bulldog. I cannot fight a man whllat ha hang to ma Ilka thla, ao wa atruggla to gether allently, neither gaining an advan taga for full flva mlnutaa; until a audden movement on my part, brlnga ua both to tha ground, I on top of my adversary. And now ha looaea bla hold, and Inatant ly I ratcb tha gleam of ateel! My hand clnaea on hla wriat Ilka a viae. I wrench tha weapon from bla grasp and fling It from me. "Coward!" I blaa, and deal him a blow on tha head that niakee It reaound, lika tha cracking of a rocoanut agalaat tha floor. Ilia limb relax. A deep groan racapea bla breast, and I am free to rlae. I do a4s and ataud gsaplng for breath and looking down on my proatrate foe. Hla Jaw dropa, and hla black eyea roll up, in hibiting Uia whltea, giving bltu tha ghaatly aemblnnca of death. And now that my pnaalou haa apent ltelf. I shud der with diaguat at my own folly and degradation. "I faar you bara finlahad him," ob aerrei aoma ona. "Served him right!" growla another, "lla la a coward and a traitor!" "Yea, yea, aerva him right!" Join in tha reat "You hara acted lika a trua man! Yon ara of tha right aort." Thair compllmenta only Increase my diaguat. What cara I for tha opinion of auch aa thoaa? I maka no reply, but atalk over, to tha furtheat corner of tha -cell and fling myaelf down on ona of tha Inclined boarda that ara rouged round tha wall. I watch them draw tha Inaenalbla Coa aack to another board, and lava hla brow with water from a pitcher. Almoat Immediately ha rarivea and aita up, seek ing ma with hla roving eyea. When they hava found ma, ba rises aud ataggera to ward ma. ,"I am. a hound and thou art a brava man!" ha aaya hoaraely. "Forgive me; It wee tha avll ona prompted ma to uaa the knlfa. Ha had possession of ma and 1 know not what I did!" Ha walta not for my reply, but sud denly leavea my alda, plcka up tho knlfa from tba floor where I had hurled It, and ratnrna it to ma. "Taka It," ba urgea, "It la thine! I smuggled It In concealed In the folds of my aaah. Stay me with It If thou wilt My Ufa la thine!" Aa ba apeaka thua, hla voice ahakei with emotion and hla dark face works strangely. I am touched with the mnn'a contrition In apite of myself. "Keep the dagger," I aay, "It may be useful to thee, and give ma rather thy hand!" "Remember my word! My life la thine!" he reiterated. "Thou hnat bought Yerack, body aud aoul." And without another word, without giving me the chance of expressing the regret that ia on my llpa, that I should have taken hla harmleaa aport ao badly, be goea back to bla board and atretches himself on it. Hla fellow prisoners crowd round him with questions and re marks, but ha regards them not, and turning to tha wall, remalua perfectly till. In a few mluutes they have forgotten aa both. A tall, lean Jew alts apart, mumbling to himself, and swaying his body to and fro. Ere long the loud, long-drawn anorea of tha Cossack min gled with the general din. Thua tha weary hours flow sluggishly merging Into each other, until a break comes lu the shape" of a couple of ward era bearing an enormous pail of cab bage aoup, which they dole out to ne In tin vessels, and a basketful of black bread, In rations, I had wondered where I should get my next meal. Little thought I thnt It would be supplied to me free of charge by the Russian government. After aupper the wardera light two oil lamps that hnng high up against the wall. They lllumlnnte with a murky yellow light the motley scene. For a time tha ganiea ara renewed; coarse Jests are bandied, followed by loud guffaws; tug with rollicking choruses are sung to the beating of feet; then gradually tha boarda ara filled. A few linger wrangling over a game, until the dis puted point la decided by a majority, and Utey too seek repoae. Vainly 1 toaa from aide to aide. My gloomy rnuelflge are Interrupted by the appearauce of the Coaaack, gilding to ward ute In the dim, yellow light. Ha equate hluiaelf noleeleealy on the floor at my baad, and iu at me silently for some minutes. I am the flrat to speak. "1 am eorry I bnrt you." I whisper. "Forglre me, Yerack! 1 might have tak en your barmleaa Jeatlng In better part." "Name It Hot," be whlapera bark. "It would bava served me right hadat thou dashed out my brains. Wilt thou tell me," be murmur, falling Into tha fa miliar second peraon which seems nat ural to him. "why thou art beret I would help thee If I ran." 1 bealtate. Khali I tell this man my strange, eventful story? Though I know, or think I know that It Ilea not la the power of any man to help me In my dire strait, yet It will be an unspeak able relief to me to unburden my mlud to a aympathetlc listeuer. And there la that In thla man'a manner which In aplrea me with the conviction of bla good faith. "Haat thou beard of Vladimir Alexan droritcb I.ubonolT?" He atarta and stares at me. "All Ituaala has heard of bim," be ivpllea. "I am be." CHAPTER XII. Aa I otter the words tba Coaaack gasee at me aa If I were a ghost. For a moment ha aevuia to be smitten dumb with smaiemeiit, Hla under Hp dropa. 1'reaeutly a fluah of color ruahea to bla awartby rheeks and a strange light to bla ejea. He ralaea bla rap and bow a bla bead before me aa If I were a king. "Wonderful! Wonderful!" be mur murs. "1 bettered not the rumor of thy ruarvi'loua eacape. There la truly noth ing too atrange to happen In thla atran geat of worlds. Tell me about It, 1 pray thee." Then In low tones I relate to blm my hlatory. When 1 hava coma to an end he rlaapa bla brow with hia broad fin ger, and loaea hlinedf for fully ten mln utea In profound thought. Rometlmea be draws a heavy breath, aa one does when encounteiiug some obstacle that must ba overcome. At last he looks up. "I bava hope," he aaya. "Be of good cheer, my noble brother. Listen," bo aaya. "Ona of tha wardera about the prlaon la a friend of mlue. He la a Coa aack, though ba haa donned tha gov ernment uniform, and we come from tho same district. My term of Imprison ment expires tomorrow, aud If money and old acqnalntanceahlp fall to win him over, I am not the sun of my moth er. 1 know my Coaaack. I will a roue In him the slumbering longing for the wild free life of the Steppe. I will make the sight of a uniform hateful to him, and discipline an unendurable yoke. Then I will tell him of thee. The Coa aack love generoaity and worship brav ery: moreover, he la ever ready for ad venture. Nor ia gold without Ita charm for blm, and I hava the wherewith to bribe blm. Ouly wait patiently until we bava laid our heads together ajid plan ned. And when time la rlpa wa will act!" Again he wrinkles hla brow and seems to think doeply with his eyes on the ground, and again he bends toward me to pour Into my ear tha result of his cogi tations. "In a few hours, probably, thou wilt be led before the Prefect for private examination. Kncourage the suspicion thnt thou art an Important political of fender, then they will moat likely put thee la private cell or, better etill, ronfeaa at once who thou art, and thou wilt make sure of solitary confinement. Under uo circumstances canst thou gain aught but time by withholding thy name; It must be dlacorered sooner or later." "Ha It ao," 1 respond resolutely. "I will follow thy counsel." At thla Juncture the gaunt figure of the Jew rises In the opposite corner, and bla mumblings reach us. Yerack gives my arm a equeeze. "Courage! Hope!" ha murmurs, ere ha glides back to his board. Yerack Is gone. He waa removed from the Cell an hour ago, throwing to ward me a significant glance aa he pass ed out And now again the door of the cell la opened. Thla time for me, and I am led along several corridors, down a short flight of stone stops Into an ante room. I find myself standing at the end of a long table. OppoNlte me In nn armchair alts a little, gray man, lu the uudresa uuiform of a general. At a glimce 1 ascertain thnt the Governor occupies another arm chair somewhat apart and that Andrei l'lotrovitch and the two gomlnrmesvvho took me In custody are also present. The littlo gray man, who Is of courae the Prefect eyea me with severe fixity out of a bush of fuxty gray hair in a manner that ia Intended to strike me with awe, ''In the first place," he begins, "please to Inform me whether the name on this envelope," here he lifts Maruscha'e let ter from tho top of aome papers that lie before him, "Wnldemar Nlcolaivltch All kunoff, Is your real name or an assumed one?" "It la an assumed one," I reply promptly. "Humph!" he ejaculates. "Ah In deed! Perhaps, aa you seem disposed to be candid, you will a too inform me by what name I may with confidence have the honor of addressing you?" "Certainly. My name la Vladimir Aloxandrovltch Lubanoff." If a smoking bombshell had fnlleu into their mldxt It could not hnve created a greater sensation. An amazed exclama tion nrlxea to every Hp, followed by a atlr as of a sudden breeze among the trees. Andrei Pintrovitch la the first to break the Bilence that eiicceeds. "lift!" he exclaims. "Hinted I not so, my uncle? I rocognlzcd him, aud mine ia tba rewardl You must confess, Vlad imir AUxandrovltch, that I recogalwd yoor F'-r r-;-'r I csu ca V.n a b:k cf srers. "Hold thy prating tccgae, Andrei." I bear the (jorernor wblaper. as he fiuihee dreply, "or tliou wilt cunipai tna to ex thy Ilea'" Mean bile the Prefect baa recovered Llmaelf. "You admit that yoa are tha Vladimir Alexandrovltch who ty aoma marvelous bilacbaiice escaped tho fata you ao richly merited V be queatlona. "I am that man." I answer firmly, who Buffered ay, aufftrtd to tha full the death be was condoetuued to dial I waa hung. I endured the shame of It, the pala of It, even to the final death throe! I satisfied Juatle that demanded my life; for I waa dead. A Higher Power than the mighty Caar bimaelf reatorel ma my Ue! Thla Ufa I now hold I declare to be mlue by tbo gift of Ood! I bad a right to do my utmost to preserve It, and ha who would rob me of It commits a theft on the llvlug God!" "The Ktate of which you are the ene my. Vladimir Alexsndrorlub, must de cide that question," says the prefect "Meanwhile wa must consign you to prison until we hava communicated with tha authorities la Bt Petersburg. Your caee I out of our Jurisdiction. Your ex amination will taka place where your heinous offenae waa committed, aud tba authorltlea there must pronounce your sentence. Officers, withdraw your pi-la-ouer!" The gendarme are leading me away when the Governor atepa forward, and taking one of them aside, says something to him In a low, imprearlre voice. Tha man aalutes, and rejoining ua, wa pass out My guard conducta me to the right and wa enter another part of the prlaon. Here a warder Join ua and we tramp on, the air becoming even more opprea alva with damp, the walla ahowlng patchea of vivid green mould and gray mildew aa we advance. At the extreme end of the corridor wa pauae at last. One of the heavy oaken doora la opened. I enter a cell which baa the air of a cbarnel boue. Tha door shuts behind mo with a groan, tba key ia turned In tha ponderous lock and I am alone. (To ba continued.) 8HOWER BATH FOR FICEERS. Children of the Flowery Kingdom Do Ht range Penance. Atiionj the many curlotm customs thnt offer auch endless source of Inter estlnif atudy to the westerwr traveling In Japan perhaps there Is none that arouMi'a hla Interest ao much aa that which obtains throughout the flowery kingdom among; the rich and poor alike of waahlng away their children's lies by a iecloa of ahower bath that Is a cleanser of the physical as well as the moral bring, aays tho Detroit Tribune. Ablutions may play a large part In every form of Japanese worship. Be fore the shrine which la to be found In almoat every home there la a sort of crude bathtub made In the stone floor. The water for these Is supplied from pipes which send a heavy stream down from the roof. Seated before the altar In the middle of the "tub" the prevnricntlng culprit la made to Buffer the penalty of hi many Ilea. The volume of water cornea dnshlng down upon hla defenseless head with a force thnt would make a robust Ameri can Ind "see stare." nut the Japanese liar kuowa there Is no other way to appenmi the wrath of the Injured god of truth, ao he succumbs to the Inevit able with a much better grace than that with, which bis western brother takes bis whipping;, and slta before the shrine of hla family dhinltr rending aloud for the benefit of a number of bystanders the long list of lies that has brought him to this uncomfortable pnas. The shrine before which this moral wntcr cure takes place resembles those which are so common In the bouses of Catholic countries. The decoration of flowers and numerous candles la much like that rlth which the pious Italian adorns the altar of the Virgin or of his patron saint Only the hideous lit tle sguattlng figure of the Japanese god shows thHt this Is an Infidel shrine. In the morning the reverent head of the house puts a cake, a, little heap of rice and a sprig of green upon the al tar, an offering Intended to propitiate the god and draw down his blessing upon the family. When darkness comes a little lighted, lamp ia placed beside the Idol to cheer blm In the long hours of the night, during which, ac cording to Japanese belief, he faithful ly guards the household from all harm. 1 Cane Sent f.tr H.-tilroad Cars. The plush Beat Is the central evil which the Kentucky board is attack ing. It has been placed under State bun, and the board purposes to Indict every railroad otfkinl it can reach In the State who can by any possibility be held responsible for operating cars with such seat coverings. Either leath er or cane la permitted as a substitute. Tho requirement extends both to sleep ers and day coaches. There Is no question but that the plush seat Is one of the finest recepta cle for tilth that could be devised. The dust that blows In through the open car windows Is caught and held fast, and if any disease germs are In the air they are pretty sure to find a camp-Ing-out place ou the plush until a hu man victim comes along. Leather seats are not open to any such sanitary objection, bu they are hot and often uncomfortable, and not at all to be compared for downright enso with the cane seat9, which are used In tourist sleepers and the least pretentious cars. Another good seat covering Is of linen, which can be tak eu off uud cleaned at frequent luter vu Is. Chicago Record. Caauht on the Rebound. Slowboy (ut summer resort) I am going to the post ofllee, Miss- Peachly. SJiall I ask for you? Miss Peachly Of course you may, Mr. Slowboy, but It isu't necessary to go to the post otilce. You will find papa dwn In tho billiard room. I I I ST MMMIHMMIIIIIMIIHHtlHIMMMHMMMmhM? Tha Bey Cbtld. I have ao many tblnga to do, I don't know when 1 shall bo throogh. To-day I had to watch the rain Coma aliding down tba window pane. And I was bumming all tha time. Around my bead a kind of rhyme. And blowing softly on tha glaaa To see the dimnesa come and pas. I made a picture with my breath, Uubbed out to show the underneath. I built a city on tha floor; . And then I went and waa a War. I jAnd I eacaped from equsre to square That's greenest on the carpet there. I TutH at last I came to Us; 'Hut It waa very dangeroua. ' Becanae If I had etenned ontidd. I made believe I ahould bava died! And now I have the boat to mend. And all our aupper to pretend. I am ao busy every day, I lis Ten' t any time to play. PitUburg Pre. A diwrtoncT studded liltt do Upon hit Uncle Job Toiti e. Vd like To know- ts th&T & vaatcri AU Hare Their Toyaw There Isn't a place in the world where the children have no toys. ETen In Australia among the degraded and animal-like bushmen, the children have toy fire sticks which they rub to pro duce flame. In the Polynesian islands the baby savages have toy blow gnna. Eskimo land Is a perfect Santa Clans land of Ivory and bone toys, many of which are made to move, so that the little Eskimos have dogs harnessed to sleds and little seals and whales and canoes which are so carved that the tiny man In them bobs back and forth as if he were paddling, and will even throw .a harpoon. But all savage children try to copy new things. Now, In the very heart of Africa, travelers find the little negroes playing with pieces of wood that they have carved Into Imitation of the rifles that they have seen the white men carry. They even stick a ball of cot ton In tlie mnxle end to imitate the smoke. The Siamese Twin Pa axle. Here Is a lot of fun which some of our younger readers have perhaps never tried on their friends. Look at the picture and see If you can find out a way for the two boys to get apart Two small girls who were tied together In this manner rode home in a street car together, slept all night over it and did not guess the riddle BTBUQ0U50 TO QKT FAST. until after breakfast the next morn ing. The antics which they cut up in trying to get apart furnished fun not only for themselves, but for a whole room full of people. To make It really exciting, a num ber of couples should be set going at once and a price offered to the pair who first get apart Such a wriggling and twisting Into all sorts of absurd positions aa this will result in could hardly be equaled by a nest of boacon strictors. And the problem Is, after all, quits I, iia f lyTl r- rTAnir LI i I LL SlUiiiLD AND INCIDENTS t That WU Ifltcrcst aad Entertain Youxs f Readers. X easy of solution. The center of one of the handkerchiefs has only to be slipped nnder the loop made by the other handkerchief where It la tied about the wrist and the loop thus made carried over the band. Tie two of yoor frleiida together in thla' way and follow the directions given. Ton will soon catch the Idea of how to quickly separate them. Children of tbo Wild. Captain Jermann, of Rio De Janeiro, who recently returned from a Journey Into the rubber districts of east Bo livia, almoat In the heart of Central America, vial ted a town In the very Interior, ao far from civilization that it required a horseback ride of three days to get to It There be found two schools for boys and one for the girls of the place, bnt only one) teacher, who waa an old half-breed. "But" says Captain Jermann, "the children were Just as good and well behaved as If they were enjoying the best educational chances In the world. They were aa polite as the most cul tured people In the outside world, and were eager to show me attentions, without however, pressing them upon me. They never entered a house, not even a a bop. without knocking at the door or the side and obtaining permis sion to come In. After this permis sion was given they always took off their shoes, which they left outside." II Had Coincidence. "Johnny," aald the teacher, "can yon tell me what a coincidence Is?" "Yea. ma'am," answered Johnny. "We've got one at our house." "Well, what Is Itr asked the teach er. "Twins," was the prompt reply. Teeth that Would Not Ache. "What shall I get yon for your birth day?" asked a father of his 5-year-old daughter, who waa suffering from toothache. "I'd like some teeth like mamma's, so I can take 'em out when the ache," replied the observing ml is. A Oraa Widow. Little Margie Mamma, the lady up stairs la a widow, isn't she? Mamma Yes; that la, she's a grass widow. Little Margie Why, mamma, did her husband die of hay fever? AMERICANS IN CUBA. Lars Industrie Paaainar Into Hands of Prog-reoatT Basineaa M en. The real estate and mines of Cuba, as wellaa new manufacturing indus tries, are going Into American hands. Some Spanish-speaking Americans, American born, but naturalized Cu bans, have told the writer that already 40 per cent of the Cuban land is owned by Americans. This probably is an overestimate, but the truth Ilea in that direction. During the terrible war owners of large plantations of from 5,000 to 10,000 acres were driven by te butcher, Weyler, into the cities. Sup plies arose to starvation prices, for 200,000 people starved to death. Their plantations were useless. Spaniards burned their sugar plantations, de stroyed their buildings, and even cut down their mango trees, leaving noth ing to support life. Rich planters mortgaged their bind to the utmost to get the necessities of life. Once the war was over, they found themselves prostrated, unable to get from under mortgages. The result has been that vast tracts of the best land in Cuba have been on the market for one-tenth their value fifteen years ago. Ameri cans with capital have bought thou sands of such plantations, as well as smaller ones, in some instances sub dividing and selling to smaller invest ors, in others turning by their own in dustry a wilderness Into fruitful fields. At Banes Is the second largest sugar plantation in Cuba, operated by capi talists from Boston. It shipped last year 150,000 bags of sugar of S2Q pounds' each. A number of others are measurably as prosperous. There are, at present no sugar refineries in Cuba. All sugar Is shtpped out crude. But as refined sugar costs much more In Cuba because of shipment to the United States and return, plus the price of re fining, already plans are on foot for re fining plants there, where sugar cane grows sixteen feet high, needs plant ing but once In twelve years, and two crop a year are cut. In Havana are three shoe factories, the first In Cuba, where shoes are made by machinery fit for a man to weair for a Cuban shoe Is an instrument of torture. In all Cu ban cities are many factories for mak ing shoes by hand In Cuban fashion. One of the proprietors of uiese com plained to the writer that the Havana factories were ruining his business, and would that of all his fellow crafts men. For the good, of humanity, one would say who had tried to wear a Cu ban shoe, may they do so speedily! The celebrated copper mines of San tiago Province, one of the richest known, have recently passed into the hands of an American syndicate. Pil grim. ' A statesman often Is good at repar tee but the politician Is generally qulcit at figures. A miser Is known by the money he keeps. ?EAX CANNON. t ICS TT " " f- ' . . it PriJLn; O titer r. G So far aa keeping the House i.i a good frame of cilad la concerned, fpewker Japa Cannon has been Die most successful presiding o'2--er lu many yeara. Mr. Carlisle wa cold and unsympathetic. Mr. Crlip wa tI:nUl and did not keep Lis aUe well in han l. Mr. Keed waa atrong, but Lis strength waa that of an autocrat Mr. Iien , dersoo waa Jolly, undignified, and Ul fitted for the task. Sir. Cannon may seem to lack dignity at times, but he haa the absolute respect and devotion of the entire House, Democratic aa well as Republican. They regard him ,' as a sterling figure, and his very nig i gedness and hatred of sbam appeal to sll who come In contact with htm. One of the secrets of Mr. Cannon's success lies in the practice he indulges la of keeping In close touch with the Hons membership. Ho makes a fPEAKEB CAX50.V. study of every man on the floor. When an Important bill is up in committee of the whole, Instead of remaining in the Speaker's room, be is on the floor, listening to the debate and observing how each man acquits himself. If he la not in committee of the whole be Is In the cloak room smoking or chatting. Sometimes it Is the Republican cloak rooa and sometimes it Is the Demo cratic cloak room. Wbavt "Lloyd's" Really la. How many newspaper readers who find dally references in the news dis patches to "Lloyd's" have any clear idea aa to the exact natnre of that famous British institution? Perhaps the most of them have a vague Impression that It Is a huge marine Insurance concern, having a large measure of control unofficial, but real over the shipping regulations of the world. The great corporation which still retains the name of it founder of Elizabethan days and which has had Its headquarters In the Royal Exchange In London since 1774 haa nothing to do as such with marine insurance or the taking of risks and paying of losses, but Its members have. It Is, in fact, a great maritime exchange, incorporated In re cent years by parliament and it la to the world of shipping and through Its members of marine insurance what the house of Rothschild is to the banking world. Aside from the fact that Lloyd's af fords marine Insurance brokers a place of meeting with their clients, lta great function is the collection, publication and diffusion of information with re spect to shipping. It is the direct out come of the enterprise of the keeper of a London coffee-house. . Edward Lloyd was brought much lu contact with seafaring men and merchants, and his foresight and enterprise led to the development of a system which; has become world famous. Hoare Bible of the XMbetna. The kah-gyur, or Thibetan bible. consists of 108 volumes of 1,000 pages each, containing 1,083 separate books.' Each of the volumes weighs ten pounds and -forms a package twenty six inches long, eight inches broad and eight Inches deep. This bible re quires a dozen yaks for its transport and the carved wooden blocks from which it is printed need rows ui houses, like a city, for their storage. A tribe of Mongols paid 7,000 oxen for a copy of this bible. In addition to the bible there are 225 volumes of commentaries, which are necessary for its understanding. There Is also a large collection of alleged revelations which supplement the bible. Careless of Honors Pastor Knelpp, the famous discover- er of the "barefoot cure," ' who waa appointed chamberlain by . the pope, cared little for the honor. lie did not even take the trouble to opon the let ter announcing the appointment and first learned of the honor conferred upon him by the arrival of deputation at the Woerslhofen cloister to congrat ulate bim. lie declined to be ad dressed, however, as "monsignore." It was with difficulty that he was per suaded to leave his retreat to go to Rome to thank the pope, : Ewore Like Seward. Secretary Seward was an Eplscopa- " lian, and this story la told: On one of the occasions when President Lincoln's patience waa tried by a self appointed, adviser, who got warm and used strong language, Mr: Lincoln Interrupt ed him by saying, "You are an Epis copalian, aren't you?" And when asked why he thought so he said, "You swear Just like Seward, and he is." That was Mr. Lincoln's way of getting rid of such advisers. Mr. Conservatism gets more cuffing and lays up more dollars than any tiv fever heard of. .