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About The Columbia register. (Houlton, Columbia County, Or.) 1904-1906 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 12, 1904)
S the 1 ilTlCS g r.l.roJ profession that thU 5 m sponslhillty should tivt fa'.'.c fftJ',SSSSSxS ! the government Job, ve though ' there U less niouey In It than in run Ding t grot railroad system. It u l trlbuts to Mr. Wallace and to the great re sponsibility should tart ra::cn on me shoulder of a railroad man. Few doubt that the big ditch mill b con structed economically and well. The spirit tbat placed a tteel band across the Rockies, that bridged Salt Lake, that U tunuellng uuder New York CltT. that has been back of a thou- "You can't toll the Russians that j will successfully unite the Atlantic the "yellow peril" is not real. A phenomenon to a man who never loses a bunch of keys. The favorite flower of Uncle Rus sell Sage Is the touch-me-not i j ' ' l 1 1 i rreu r TTTnmvmnw7 Ann. srm OPINIONS OF GREAT PAPERS ON IA.PORTANT SUBJECTS No fire drill on the Slocum, no fir drill In the Iroquois the old story. It is a good thing to lose your fence If It means the enlarging of your field. The man who holds his head too high overlooks a lot of life's good things. Man Is a gregarious animal and set tles In cities but when he gets there he has little to do with his neighbor. and racltic. Thers la another side to this. The selection of a practical railroad man means that there will be few sinecures la the canal Job. Men will be hired for their ability and made to earn their wages, and favorlt- Germany and Tramps. KRMANY has solved the tramp problem. It is announced that she U reasonably free from vagrants, and that such as are slinking about the byways are a relatively harmless lot. who seldom commit robberies and asaaulta of mag nitude. And the way slie has settled the diffi culty Is this: She arrests all tramps aud puts show of Inter-1 them at work. She makes the work so much harder thau Ism will stand little ferlng with good service. That Is the the work of decent men that, after a trial of It, the tramp way most railroads are run, and It Is reform and quit the road. In our own country we have as It should be. The government has an army of the useless and vicious, from which is annu plenty of money to Invest, but none to ally recruited a considerable addition to the rauks of the waste. I active criminals. There is not so much la vagrancy itself which con- One of the Boston newspaper. I fill V9 to crinie indeed some men would be In better speaking of the V.d home" movement heahn and mora9 f they occasionally allowed their legs point In the effort to assimilate the legions of Illiterate immigrants that are coming to our shores from southern nd far eastern Europe, There Is a general feeling that the time has come to Impose gToater restrictions upon the Importation of this class of persons. Those who assert that this would be a violation of the tradition that this country Is the asylum for the oppressed of all races should remember that with nations as with Individuals, self preservation is the first law of nature. Chicago Journal. The L. Z. Lelter estate of many mil lions has been left in trust that is one form of octopus that no one will J one-time residents and their posterity which has renewed so much of good fellowship in many parts of New Eng land, remarks the taking up of the same kind of celebration, inviting all want to smash. It Is Just as easy to praise a neigh bor as it is to find fault with him. but people seem to derive less satis faction from It Mrs. Hannah Ellas deeply regrets that she Is a negress, but seems to be unconcerned about the things she ought to regret most keenly. So long as men struggle for better prices for what they have to sell, so long will there be struggle for lower prices on what men have to buy. When a village bank cashier's wife appears in a new dress the neighbors look-at her as if they suspected her husband of having robbed the bank. When Russell Sage travels he al ways takes the last seat In the car, so that the conductor will be compelled to let him save the Interest on his money longer than any of the rest of the pas sengers. to run away with them and carry them into the country. where they would renew he physical lire that grows anemic at the bench and the desk, it la not the free and open air life that demeans; It Is the effort to live without work; to get all and give nothing; to shift and sneak and steal In order to obtain food, lustrad of tolling honestly, even for an hour or two a day. Many of the tramps that are now idling along our highways and "hooking" rides on freight trains could pay for their meals by sawing a little wood, or weeding a garden patch, but they are ex tremely unwilling to do It, although not Infrequently they work as hard at robbery as other people do at honorable employment Tramps carry moral corruption as they do physical contagion. Although mentally sodden and representative Af m mm that midutllT eliminates Itself, since It is an inaia easy, was me repiy, i wum: prey to tne dlsPase, that are Invited by meager, un get back from Omaha in less time . ... th gt)ell9 of agination and periods of ex u neeueu. og io go w vuinua nosure and hardship, they exert some Influence over young iu u e8i ip me xuri mau, .u eople whose niln,is and habits are sun unrornieu, ana the Boston phrase "out west" reveals when a a found , tnHr mny prison authorities that the same kind of tiling survives mBan na t. t ... hp for hIra if hft were there. It is different only in form in The boy9 who dr,ft ,nt0 the reformatorle and gaols of the California, where to return to the old ,and aftef a WBnon on tne ad. are among the most de- nome is to go xo me siaiea, yura h (he autllortlo8 Dave to deal with. Our tramp aIia ot An.tiMio rva rk ....... armv. then. Is a missionary company tnat is going aiwut the land preaching and practicing the most detestable of vices and often Involved in crime. Brooklyn kagle to participate. In Ohio towns, and calls It "old-home week out west." The phrase recalls to a dweller In Chicago an occasion when during a sojourn of some months In Denver a friend of that city remarked that he was "going east" that night, but would not fall to keep an appointment for three days later in Denver. "How can you do that If you go east to night?" asked the Chicago man. "Oh. Now that the Carnegie hero fund commissioners have met and organ ized, let the heroes come forward promptly. No need to push or shove, either; Just come along quietly and in single file. that recalls the once tremendous gap between the old western frontier in Iowa and Missouri and the scattered fringe of civilization along the Pa cific. "Out west" to the New Eng ender, "going east" to the Denver visitor to Omaha, "the states" to the Californlan, all are survivals of a time when there were localities with actual differences that Justified the phrases, but are nearly outworn now. We have reached the point where some of the phrases have become ab- Time to Close the Gates. ON DON newspapers are gloating over the fact that the slums of that city are being depleted by reusou of the $'J.0O steerage rate, which enables the riffraff of Europe to come to the United States. As a result this country Is threatened with a deluge of the offscourings of the world. We are menaced with an over ... tw. h.rA noA 11 v Inst thip flaw of the scum and drees of pauperized humanity. The oua 4 auu viuvao mwiv j - According to a new encyclopedia. poverty Is caused by four things- drink. Inefficiency and shlftlessness. crime and a fondness for roving. One other cause that might be mentioned Is a lack of money. meanlne. It is time to begin to cultl-' managers of the transatlantic steamship lines engaged In rate the habit of mere relativity as to this despicable traffic apparently have no other thought in points of the compasJ In a country the matter than of the Income it brings. Having Innded a rapidly crystallizing Into homogeneity, shipload of the refuse of Europe's population on our shores these steamship agents practically say: .ow, you neg Th. Mni tr Ctottini- Rich. gars, shift for yourselves!" Th manU for rettln rich the The situation demands Immediate and energetic action mad, false idea that we must have on the part of the immigration authorities at our Eastern . . , .. Than Ai,-h ti lis a thvrnii rh alftlntr ami wlnnnw. ,ii. i x tw v. i monev nas o area worse oavoc wl - c- - axiiwu ft"i.cu uunu lut - - , ,vla u u f ,n.,m." . mWlt nf lmm irfl Immortal 'Paradise Lost.' " said a lead- among ammnous peopie man war or -s " . ... ,i j. ii. j . j i nesnlence. A member or tne uaicago curomc ueggars -uu iivinjiuimi ''' of it la considered Mara OI ATaae Bay8 I . T , . . : Z' I.u 71 " V".,T.. VkVwI;; and women of this country contribute rare irora iveryooi io .r ir uu i -w, -mu a hundred million dollars a year to of a rate war which no thoughtful American citizen can the sharoers who promise to make regard with aatlsfactlon. On the contrary it suggests them rich auick. They work the same deluge of pauper Immigrants of the most undesirable type old scheme of a confidential letter and I It Is easy to see how, under a possible continuation of shrewd baiting, until the victim parts these rates, several of the old world governments can well with his money. Thousands are plod- afford to pay the passage of countless hordes of their pov ding along in poverty and deprivation, ' erty-stricken, ignorant and turbulent subjects to America chagrined and humiliated because making this country a dump for the refuse of continental they have not been able to get up in Europe. Here Is a subject which should arouse congress the world or to realize their ambitions, to speedy action. When a person can travel from the Ron for the reason that they succumbed ' manian provinces to New York for $15, It Is time to set the manuscript worth 25,000. How many of our modern manuscripts which are worth $25,000 to-day will, I wonder, be worth $25 a century hence T A mean farmer claims that there used to be a fine echo on his farm that attracted numerous summer boarders, but one day his wife got Into a controversy with It, and in its struggles to have the last word the poor echo strained itself so badly that It lost its voice entirely. It is a mean man that would make up this Joke. As a class, doubtless, mothers-in- law are too rudely treated by the purveyors of humor and satire and not sufficiently honored. They may be- Interested to learn that President Smith of the Mormon church, who was a conspicuous witness In the Smoot case, and probably has had -as large an experience with mothers-in-law as any living American, is their ardent ally. He says the custom of ridicul ing them is contemptible, and adds: "The best friends I ever had were my mothers-in-law. I loved and hon ored them and shall ever hold their memories sacred. They were true women and were worthy of their daughters." Perhaps some women will think this last sentence conveys a doubtful compliment . It la not the least but one of the greatest advantages of higher educa tion that the woman of to-day does know herself much better than did her mother or grandmother, and with that self-knowledge comes a better understanding of her relations to the world about her. The college girl of to-day is healthier, stronger, saner, more Independent, more resolute and more useful than were the social but terflies or the household drudges of her grandmother's time. In the ex perimental stages of this new develop ment there may have been danger. but the education of the body as well as of the mind is now looked after In all our girls' colleges, Indeed, much better than In colleges for the other, sex. The biggest single industrial enter prise ever undertaken by the United States is the digging of the Panama canal. That makes John F. Wallace Interesting. He is going to dig It He has accepted the position of chief en gineer. It was the natural thing to select a railroad man for the big Job. A man who can build railroads as they are built In this country is equal to anything. Mr. Wallace Is general manager of the Illinois Central Rail road. He worked his way up from .the bottom. He has health, a mag nificent physique, brains and the kind f patriotism that caused him to ac- to the scheme of some smooth pro moter, who hypnotized them into the belief that they could make a great deal very quickly out of a very little. The great fever of trying to make one dollar earn five dollars is growing more and more contagious. We see even women secretly going Into brok ers' offices and "bucket shops," invest ing everything they have in all sorts of schemes, drawing their deposits out of the banks, sometimes pawning their Jewelry even their engagement rings -and borrowing, hoping to make a lot of money before their husbands or families find it out and then to sur prise them with the results; but, in most cases, what they invest is hope lessly lost Thousands of young Americans are so tied up by financial or other entan glements, even before they get fairly started in their life-work, that they can only transmute a tithe of their real ability or their splendid energies Into that which will count in their lives. A large part of it Is lost on the way up, as the energy of the coal Is nearly all lost before It reaches the electric bulb. Success. Lincoln's Way of Teasing, In his home city, Springfield, 111., a story is told of Lincoln which has never appeared in print His house bad long needed a fresh coat of paint, but a political campaign was in prog resB and "Abe" had no time to look up painters. During his absence for six weeks of clrcuit-ridlng In his one-horse shay, Mrs. Lincoln had the matter attended to, and on his return when he drove up to the little cottage on 8th street she came out on the steps to welcome him. Paying not the slightest atten tion to her, Lincoln surveyed the house from foundation to eaves in a dazed manner and then drove to the next door, and called to his neighbor: "Say! Can you tell me where Abe Lincoln lives?" "You old goose! come home and be have yourself," laughed Mrs. Lincoln, Modern Improvements. Day I find there Is a $2,500 mort gage on the property you sold me. You never said anything about It; Gay Certainly I did. Didn't I dls tinctly tell you It hod all modern lm provementa? New Yorker. about putting up the bars in earnest, This country welcomes thrift intelligence and loyalty to law and order from whatever land they hall. But our republican institutions are already taxed to the danger T m Passing of the Country Church." HE Passing of the County Church" Is the title f an Interesting article in the Outlook by James E. Boyle. From this article we learn, If we do not already know It, thut the country, uhii which we have been accustomed to look as the stronghold of organized religion, has lost Its character as such In recent years.. According to Mr. Boyle, the decay of the rural church la due chiefly to the tendency to schisms and divisions. The congrega tions divide aud subdivide over some new religious fad or some difference in dogma, and with each division the amount of true religion decreases. "The rural church," says Mr. Boyle, "seems doomed. Each time It changes name now Baptist now New Light now Saint It loses In membership and vitality. Its Art may be relumed temporarily, but Its ultimate extinction Is Inevitable. Soon the little church stands by the wayside forsaken. The doorstep decked with tall weeds, the win dows broken. Then It becomes a granary or a corn crib for some thrifty farmer, or Is torn down and carried away. This process may take years, even decades, but It is In evitable." Mr. Boyle does not think that the decline of the rural church is accompanied by an increase of vice and crime In the rural districts. The country school house is better and more Influential than ever. The rural free delivery mall box la fast appearing at every front gate. Intelll genre is more widely disseminated than formerly. There Is less Ignorance. The people are no longer interested by the kind of preaching that used to appeal to them.. The higher order of rural Intelligence demands a better church than the old country church ever was or could be. In the future Mr. Boyle thinks the church people of the country will belong to strong and ably conducted churches In the towns and villages. Thus the building of good mads. the Introduction of rural free delivery, the building of suburban trolley lines and the popularization of the auto mobile will have a good effect religiously as well us mate rlally. for they will strongly tend to give the rural com munltles a better religious connection than they ever had In the old dayj of small country churches. Minneapolis Journal. What Kills Men la War. N the last Issue of the Army and Navy Journal some data are given as to the nunilwr of wounds actually inflicted by the bayonet and saber as compared with firearms and artillery, Of all wounds treated by medical officers of the Union armies in the Civil War about four tenths of 1 per cent, or 022 out of 240,712, were saber or bayonet wounds. In the Crimean War the KnglUth and French bad 24 per cent of such wounds; In the Schles wlg-Holsteln War about 8 per cent, while In the Franco- Prussian War the records show that the Germans received less than one-third of 1 per rent "A striking commentary this upon the advance of mod ern military science, showing that with the general adop tlon of long range firearms the saber and bayonet are rapidly falling Into disuse, and the time is coming, If It has not already arrived, when those old aud honored weapons will become obsolete." But it is, not the bullet or the artillery Are which strikes down the largest number of men. It is disease. ' In the Civil War one man out of every 0.7 was wounded In action one of every 38 died of his wounds; one of every 4.7 wa killed In action. Of the total mortality among colored soldiers 90 per cent was from disease. Of the total mor tallty among the whtte volunteers, 70 per cent was owing to disease; among the white regulars, 00 per cent Chi cago Tribune. ACCURATE RAILROAD WATCHES Companies Beqnire Employes to Ad jnat Their Timepieces to Standard. Absolute accuracy in timepieces Is nowhere else so vital a matter as In the operation of railroad trains. If watches vary no schedule or time table is of any value. Where so many thou sands of watches are in use it has been found necessary to adopt some system whereby perfect uniformity may be insured. All watches are examined at close intervals and kept in order by a staff of experts especially engaged for the purpose. There Is no reason why a railroad man's watch should keep inaccurate time. It costs him nothing to have it regulated and it is part of h! duty to see that It is in order. The time by which the watches of an entire railroad force are set is tele graphed from Washington. At a cer tain time the operator at the railroad headquarters receives the time, records it at his own station and at the same instant sends the Information to every "train-order" station along the line. It Is the duty of the operator at the train order station to set the clock right by Washington time and from this clock every employe attached to that station must set his watch. At every station there is a clock that records standard time. At the larger stations there is a clock that records the correct time to a second. If it varies from the standard time a notice is affixed to the clock stating the ex act variation. Upon returning from a trip or before beginning the return trip after a run, the trainmen must com pare their watches with this carefully regulated clock. If It is found that the watch has lost or gained during the trip the timepiece must be handed in to the time-keeping department Here the railroad man receives an other watch for temporary use while bis own Is being regulated, and the ex pert employed by the company over hauls the condemned watch and re turns it later to the owner. With the watch is given a ' certificate showing that the department bis regulated it and it is again a good railtoad time piece. Besides the watches of the train crews, there are still the timepieces of all the station employes, the signal tower men, the thousands of hands working along the tracks and In the shops, to be looked after. For these a special force of experts Is employed to travel up and down the line, stopping at all stations. To the expert come the railroad men, watches in hand. From constantly visiting the various points the watch repairer knows the timepiece as well as he knows the men, and a short examina tion determines whether or not the watch is ticking to proper railroad time. Part of the duty of the repairer is to see that the station clocks and the clocks in the signal towers along the line are ticking according to railroad time. If they are not doing their duty he halts in his progress long enough to make them register time according to the Washington standard. The railroad company will not per mit the employe to carry any watch his fancy suggests. He must purchase a watch that meets with the favor of the management If a certain watch comes again -and again to the repair department and proves to be always behind or ahead of the time it Is con demned finally and the railroad man must provide himself with one to the liking of the company, or carry a watch that the company will provide at his expense. - plained to them that Whitsuntide is great religious celebration, correspond lng In importance with their Mubar ram, also an occasion of rejoicing. The festival proved infectious, for one of the women broke into what 1 termed "the mad dance." Her com punlons unconcernedly became passive spectators of the woman's frenzied ex ertlons. A quick, eccentric and yet at times rhythmical step was maintained for the long period stated. Not for one moment did the dancer pause for re freshment or rest She collapsed at the close of the thirty-sixth hour. After an lntervnl she was housed by the other Somali women, who, by beating their tam bourines and by cries of exhortation, succeeded in encouraging her to an other effort. The second dance, however, did not last long and. the woman again fell exhausted. Following this bad attack another of the natives a man lost his head and frantically threatened the holiday makers, who were startled by his wild conduct He was taken in hand by the police, however, and eventually calmed down. London Express. !lMAY BC LOST TRIBE OF ISRAEL. rctUr Rare of rop1 I.MoCdf round la Cantrsl Amsrlc. Colonel J. C. Tucker, former United 6tatcs minister at Martinique, relates a strange story of a race of people llv lng In an underground city lu Cen tral America. Colonel Tucker som time ago received Information about a ract who live In cities cut out of the rocks In the mountains of Central America. In an out-of-the-way place, very difficult to reach, and which no stranger had visited before nun ana turned alive. Ha decided to investi gate After reaching a certain point olouel Tucker had to travel 8U0 uillea through vWld Jungles, rnrrylng bis pro- Ulotis on a pack mule and enduring many hardships on way. As no ueared the hidden city his every move ment ww watched and reported to tht high priest of the tribe dwelling there, but no harm was offered hlui. Wbcu he shot a pair of lions lu the Jungles. which hnd been killing tl'i unlives, he did an act that turned out to be th ery thing that gave him their friend- hip and protection. llo was welcomed by the high prlset. who spoke ihmhI English, and wa hown through their wonderful city. hewn out of the solid granite rock n the mountain side. To the unlnlnt- d the surface of the mountnln gave- no clew to the city concealed within It It was entered by secret passages. c-nlngly concealed by nature's handi work, and which led to large, commo dious rooms, handsomely furnished, mostly lu old mahogany. Passages led to hundreds of other rooms, and to a large hall, In which the strung peo ple met and held meetings, while unal- ler openings for ventilation went up ward, ending among the rocki anil ungles above, so arranged thn the rain could not enter. The tradition among these curious pevplo was that they originally ratno from a country fur away, and that their mission was to outwit their ene mies, which, lu the beginning, pursued them. At all entrances then wer sldo rooms, from which, at a moment' notice, deadly gases could bo let looxo upon any hostile Invaders who might enter, and which would kill them In- Htaiitly, while by sliding doors of stono tlio git a would be kept froiu entering the city. The light of the sun, moon or star never enters their underground city. except through certain openings, by which they study the mysteries of th night skies, but they use electricity for lighting purposes, a aclenco they have learned by keeping In touch wltU the outer world through their young men. The colonel says he was an attend ant at their meeting and was sur prised to find they were going through Masonic rituals, which he, being a Mason of high degree, understood. This was an Inheritance of theirs froin their ancestors of the nnknowu past. Colonel Tucker has written many chapters about these people and their city. He has done so because he wishes to preserve the knowledge. II freely shows them to his friends, and has as yet made no effort to publish them. The proprietor of a well-known Eastern magazine, who visited the City of Mexico, and who was given . tho privilege of rending the manu scripts, with the proviso tbat he would not publish their contents, offered -Lionel Tucker first $3,000 and then doubled that amount If tho colonel would pilot him to the city in tho rocks. And he may yet do so. Colonel Tucker believes these people are part of the lost tribe of Israel. He has many old parchments they gave him which be has been unable to find anyone to decipher for him. but which he hopes to have read by some one of the great scholars of the world, when the mysteries they con tain in their tlme-stalned hieroglyphic will be mado plain, thus revealing to the world perhaps the strangest story that ever linked the dim past with the living present DANCES A DAY AND A HALF. Somali Woman Infected with Bellglons Frenzy In English Town. A Somali woman has astonished Bradford holiday-makers by dancing without a stop for thirty-six hours. It was no part of her business thus to exert herself; she simply entered with excessive and unexpected heart! ness into the spirit of the great Whit suntide festival. A number of women of the Somali tribe are proving a great attraction at Bradford exhibition, and it .was ex Andrew Gleeson' Eloquence. For twenty years Andrew Gleeson, contractor and builder, was a mem ber of the Republican National Com mittee for the District of Columbia. He controlled the Irish vote, and Per ry Carson controlled the negro vote; and they were very successful, politically. Carson, the negro, was a natural orator, but Gleeson, rich and powerful, could not make a -speech. One even ing at a political .meeting, where one hundred Irishmen mingled with about two thousand negroes, Perry Carson did not appear, and the crowd called on Gleeson for a speech.. He hesitated, shook his head, but finally arose and shouted: "God bless the Irish, both white and black." It was his first, last and only speech; but It pleased the crowd all right, . . Was a Crabologlat. Booker Washington, In lecturing to his colored people, tells them this story, and it hits hard those of his dwn race who have tried to injure him. He says: 'Once upon a time there was an old colored man who was having great success catching crabs. He had a tre mendous box more than half full, when u passer-by warned him that the olg-gt-st and best crabs were crawling out and would escape. The old man replied: " 'Thankee, sir, much obleeged, but 1 ain't goln' to lose no crabs, I'se a crabologlst, I island I knows all 'bout de crab nature. I don't need to watch em, 'tall. When do big crab fight up to de top, and when he In glttin out de Uttlo crabs catch him by de lalg and pull him back, lie caln't git out no how.' " And then Booker Washington snys: "My friends, I have been Informed that there Is something of crab naturo in humun nature; but t must be alto gether among white folks, and not in our race." Teasing Ills Wee Brother-ln-Law. It was Smythe's wedding-day, and he was teasing his boy brother-in-law. "Now, Johnny," he said, "I'm going to take your sister away and have her all to myself, and you won't see her any more." "No, really are you?" said the boy, curiously. "Yes, I am. What do you think of It?" "Nothing. J fancy I can stand It If you can."' Sometimes the girl's father strikes a young man favorably and sometimes he merely kicks him out . ;