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Mood's SiTMprHIj b unquestiona bly tho greatest blood and liver incdidno known. It, positively and permanently cures every humor, from Pimples to Scrofula. It is tho Best, Blood Medicine. Illeaard Il Ilualneaa. The ladles of tti club were dourly grouped about the speaker of the aft truoon, a remarkably successful wom an, In whom commercial and lllcrury ability were admirably balanced. "Tell us, In a few words, how to be successful," said one of the ladles, in sistently. "To bo surrcasful." anld tho success ful one, "all we women have to ilo la to make aa much of a business of our own business aa we do of the things that are none of our business." Cat Bport. The ticket speculator entered the prW Tate ofllce of the great uianuructurcr. "Now, air," aald the foruier, "let we ell you i scasou ticket to tho baaeball grounds." The groat manufacturer ahook tits bead sndly. "No." he sighed. "I'm only the boss, lou'll have to tee the oltlce boy." An Important Personage. Caller Well, the nerve of that! Merchant What? Caller IHdn't you hear that snip of boy referring to you sa "Ullir Merchant 'Shi That's our office boy. So long aa I ran pretend I didn't Lear blm It's all right rblladolplila Ledger. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Gcnuino Carter's Little Liver Pills. Must Bear Signature of dee Pac-Slmlla Wrappar Bstow. Yary wauOl am4 aa rf . lUlMHilUb FOB REAOACKL rOR DIZZINESS. FOR BILIOUSNESS. FOR TORPID LIVER. rOR C0NSTIPATI0.1. FOR SALLOW SKIN. FOR TKE COMPLEXION l c?nti I f oraly Taffetalla.(wv HSfaTV CURE SICK HEADACHE. P. M U. Mo. Jll04. TfTUEN writing to Bdvartiaara p1m f ? m.ntlun thla papar. CAmTRS if The worst disease the world has ever known, and the greatest scourge to the human race, is Contagious Blood Poison. One drop of the virus of this most horrible of all diseases will pollute and vitiate the purest, healthiest blood, and within a 6hort time after tho first little sore appears the system is filled with the a ... f 1. 1 nniann anA fliA f 1-! Ken n 1 n k... 1 l - the glands of the groins swell, the throat and mouth become ulcerated, the hair and eyebrows drop out, and often the entire surface of the body a covered with'copper-colored splotches and sickening sores and erup tions. Contagious Blood Poison is as treacherous and elusive as the serpent. You may be carrying it in your veins with no visible evidences of its existence ; for while mercury and potash seem o?o to Cure and all external VJl - and trying- the best phystolane aiona diannnenr h Ala. yrTS (Ta obtainable, and all the patent Signs disappear, the OMS- ifJ5IAMf medloineaproourable.andatead- ease is doing its destruc tJbrSi lly tinainar to grow worse, I live work within, or the MffiffiW, XnnTry ani . . ' , ,fKili?siIil pnysiolans pronounoad xaj ease) patient IS constantly yln70 InonraWe. Hoping aaralnat hope, harassed by returning E&His-jra' J rl?.?VV?i'. ipi?ve? t??m . . . . 6 the first bottle, and after taklnr Symptoms and unmietaka- twelve waa cured eonnd and ble traces of the blood well, and for two years have ha4 Tl. . j . c rstnrn or symptom of the vile dlaeaae. poison. Thousands of w.aw,N.0. H. M. bbozstbxu physical wreck a and chronic invalids from the effects of Blood Poison know the uncer tainty of the mercury and potash treatment that it stifles but does not kill the serpent. As long as there is life in the serpent there is danger in its fangs ; and while your blood is tainted there is danger of infec tion. Safety lies only in crushing out the life of the loathsome disease and killing the serpent. For many years S. S. S. has been known as an antidote for Blood Poison. It is a remedy composed entirely of vegetable ingredients, and we offer $1,000 for proof that it contains witnout leaving any Daa atter-etlects. Write us about your case, and our physicians will advise with out charge, and we will mail you free our home-treatment book tell ing all about Contagious Blood Poison and ft different stages and yroptoms. r;;f SW!fT SPCiFIG cq,, ATLANTA, GAm The Tboorr. Tnll health food doesn't do aay good. snorted the Irate customer, Terhapa you overlooked the flrit rule relating to Its uie," suggested the grocer. "What's thatr "First get your health. Tou don't seem to understand the theory of It You wouldn't get dog blacult uuleas you had a dog, would your "No." "Or birdseed unless you had a blrdT "No." "Then what are you doing with health food before you get health?" "Uut If I bad health I wouldn't need IL" "Well, that's your lookout" Proved Beyond a Doubt. Middlesex, N. Y July 25. rW lal) That ltheumatisin ran be curel has been proved beyond a doubt by Mrs. Iletscy A. Clawaon, well known here. That Mia Clawsort had lU-eu matism and bad It bad, all her ac quaintanees know. They also know .ha la now cured. Pod l's Kidney Tills uiJ It. Mrs. IHawaon Id la the atorv of her cure as follows: "I waa an invalid for moat five veara rauaed by Inflammatory Hlieumatisrn, helpless two-thirds of the time. The nrst year I eould n'it do ss much as a la by could do: then I rallied a little on and then a relapse. Then a rear ago the gout set in uiy hands and feet. i sunereu untold agony and In August, 1003, when my husband died I could not ride to the grave. "I only took two boxes of Dodd's Kidney fills and in two weeks I could wslt on mysell snd saw my own wood. I dug my own potatoes and patfiered my own garden last fall. Dodd's Kid ney Tills cured me." Rheumatism is caused by urio acid In the blood. Dodd's Kidney Tills put the Kidneys in shspe to take ail the urio acid out of the blood. Does It pay to savs Are per cent of your Income by economizing on your vacation thia year and break down next yenr from the continued atrniu and be obliged to pay 60 per cent for doctor's bill, besides the time lo.t In enforced Idleness? Sucras. riTP P'rmanantiy vttrwa. Wonuorn.rrotMn.al 110 after Aratdr'auiMMrir.Kllii.'.UrMtNrre f !";. Hrnd tr rr. trial bourn an1 traaitaa, li.H.U.kllu,LW..4.' Ana bt-. I'iiUadalpUl, t If S folded lied must be used, rnntrl. some way to keep it sired snd whole some. $100 Reward, $100. Thai tAr1rei Ihtsi -artaft tll1 V.A .1tmaLaY.-l a a v a i v.u va l'cvi aV ' I V UW". SrV learu thai there Ut icait od dreaded dlftciM mat tcleuCfj hu buen able to cure In all IK I a. ..... m. . il. .t I ..... .U I .III- - . V. bmscs.. saui aiiei m v saiisrru. nan v.irru L'ura it tneonljr positive cure known to the suuiv.sas umwmiij, mvmifu uviui usjnamiu Umial d I reoulrei a ooniUtuiiotial treat- RianL If 1 1 'a (' ml i rh f'timuiAS a. lnAfia1l w actltif directly upon the Mood and muouui urisxusi vi iu ysutjiiii HitjrruT u'ivrov.i.y ui foundation o the dlmsase, and (tWinf the t4 Uant treiiftb by btkildlujr up tho oouilltutloD and aialatlnsr nsiliirsi In ttAi its wrrtrsr 1hs propria tors bavaaa much (alih lu lu ouratW powera mat mer oner una iiunaroa iXiiian L.a anaa.lk.l U l.ll. i.. ..... S 11.1 " veaj (Male askUaV W VUI SJ OfJUU W nf I atia II m iittlala va vivmiuutaiina lil.lr.ii. V. I. niFVRY Jk m . Tnliuln n duiu dt uruminn, too. K.ll'a Vn.il fill. . m Ik. v . m .... maw m.i. A SCneme for Ilia eitnbliHhm.nt nf a a . ..... permanent wireless service between Swe ucn sua ueruiauy ts near realization. Vnr fnrtv v..r. Il.n'a Pum trm fsm. Sumption has cured coughs and colds. At arugglsts. Trice 25 cents. Several species of ants keen cows, tlia a puis auaweriug the purpo.o, and milk tnem at re.'ulur intervals. LIOUOR-MORPrllNE-TOBACCO ruiHli rtKMAntNiXY CURtD fOn VULL PAftTICULARS -M IfftltVIWnTUTE- PQWTLANO.OIg. In a year nearly 100,000 persons trav erne uie forty-seven mil... Dt railwa scross the isthmus. IPENT r-Keeley uib icuob jjuihv,io ui Mici.uiy, puiusu or other mineral. It thoroughly purifies the blood, improves the appetite and diges tion, and tones tin all nnrta of thft avefom. ) In chronic and long-standing cases of . e . uiooa roison, b. b. b. acts promptly and WORLD'S FAIR SatFTtEE. V V S : v V,. 8 A "111 Sl'lUlI OF T11C PACiriC." Borne of the berolc atatuarr ac the IU Louts world's fulr Is verr beautiful. One of the moat exaulslte la "Th. 6plrlt of the Pacinc," by Isidore KoutL BREAD IN PARIS. lhe Manner of Maklny It Take Cour aua to JoapecU I hare never had the couraire tn ner. sonally Inspect. I only know that In stead of being fabricated In the home or In great, clean, sanitary factories as in uie united States, It Is tnnde aome- wnere In the bowels of the earth undp the email bake shops. J would no more dare ro down Into one of theso bread kitchens than I would daro ask my cuislnlore how many times in her life blie has bad a wholo bath. I have seen eunuch at tho counters where bread lu sold to act th French point of view concerning bread. which Is even worse than the French point of view coneernlirg literature. Just - as I am wrltlnir I irlnnee across tho street Into a baketdiop oppo slto, and I see a woman dusting off a pile of bread In the window with a feather duster. They have absolutely no sense of any difference between bresd and wood and coal, and they de liver It at one's home accordingly. It Is never wrapped, and In pushcarts made of slats or In sreat onenwnrir baskets It Is heaped less carefully than wood or coal Indeed, because bread Is easier to buy than wood or coal in rarls. The carta or bnskets are Dushed or carried by women wearing atout, blue aprons covering them from neck to knee, which aprons, like the sheets on a French bed, are changed perhaps as often as once a month. Arrived at a bouse where bread 1 to be delivered, the open cart or basket stacked with the staff of life Is left In the road for the femmes de chambre all around merrily to shako down upon It any thing Uiey will, while the woman mounts to one'a apartment carrying the day's ration of petlts pains bundled up In her apron, and the two long, thin loaves of bread, unwrapped, of course. one under each arm." Harper's Bazar. Numbers In Early Days. In a paper read before the Phtln'o-rl- cal Society of the University of Michi gan recently, Trof. Georee Ilemnl commented upon the forerunner of our present system of numernHnn. Some two years ajro. In geeklnsr the origin of the Ituulc letters (the first let ters used by tho (Jermnnlc races), iTof.-Hempl discovered the primitive Germanic numeral notations. This throw new light upon the carlv Ger manic numeral system, as well aa irnon the primitive Indo-Euroj-.ean numerical system and upon the development of the Greek alphabet and the Greek nu merical notation. The primitive Indo-European numer leal system was a mixture of the dec! mal and the sexagesimal. The. first large number was the "shock" that Is, sixty and the next lanre numher was the "hund," or "hundred," that Is 10. Between CO and 120 there were no numbers like our 70, etc., 70 being a shock and 10." and 80 belm? shock and 20." The Introduction of our present numbers between GO and 120 arose out of the Introduction of the decimal hund or hundred, that la. 100. in distinction from which the old hun dred (120) was called the duodecimal hundred, or the "great hundred." which Is still used In Iceland and Darts of England. Mistook; the Motive. An old man was sitting: In the street-car. In the aisle near him stood a young woman. He made a move ment to rise, says the Detroit News, as If to give her his seat "Never mind, sir." said the roum woman, Imperatively. "Just keep your seat." She smiled patronizingly on the old man, .who stared and looked dazed. Atter two blocks more he acrnln at tempted to rise, but tho younir worn- an pushed him back, explaining po litely, "I've stood so long now I don't mind It riease keep your seat." "I say, young lady." cried th old man in shrill Irritation. "I want to irit off I You've made me eo half a miiA past my street already." Hearing Fly Walk. It Is said that a fly makes 4(Vi strokes per second witu its wlnga, and It has been proven that by the nsa of the microphone you can hear a fly walk. Lockjaw, or tetanus, la caused by tne development In the body of the tetanua bacillus, a term livlnz In the soil In many places, enpeclally In city Bireeia, round barns snd stables and in pastures. This bacillus does not grow readily when exposed to the air. so mere Is usually little danger of lockjaw following large wounds. The danger lies In the punctured wounds, the ragged wounds, snd often also the seemingly trivial wounds which beat rapidly, and so seal up the tetanus germ away from the air; there it And the conditions most favorable to Its development and tie manufacture of the nerve poison which causes the symptoms of this terrible disease. Such being the case, the treatment of Ultie wounds from pistols, torpedoes ana crackers Is to make them bigger. This requires some courage on the part of the doctor, and the more cour age the smaller and apparently more lnsignlflcsnt la the wound, and par ents ought not to Increase bla trial by pleading against the necessity of cut ting deeply Into the wound, opening It wiaeiy and washing It out thoroughly with antiseptic solutions. It Is only In this wsy that the danger of lockjaw can be reduced to a minimum, and even this In exceptional caaes does not prevent the disease. The modern treatment for thla dis ease Is the Injection of tetanus anti toxin. Even this may fall If Injected simply under the skin or Into the mus cles, and the antitoxin has occasion ally been Injected Into the sheath mv. ering the spinal cord, or even beneath the membranes of the brain, so that It may the more directly reach the nerve centers chiefly affected by the poison. WAS NEVER ABSENT OR TARDY. XEIXIE 3. U'UILLIIT. The proudest day In the life of Nellie J. McMillln of KushvIIIe. Ind., was when the County Board of Education presented her with a gold medal for punctual school attendance. Miss Mc Millln is 16 and has attended school since she was 5, and In all that time she was never absent or tardy. The Inst four years she has lived In the country, which made punctual attend ance a serious matter, but her record la unbroken. She has graduated now. English Bard Was Right. Dramatic critics and commentators have long been puzzled to account for the fact that Shakespeare placed the scene of "Hamlet" at Elslnore, In the Island of Zealand, whereas the Dan ish prince lived and died In Jutland. But Just recently the municipal au thorities at Elslnore, or Helslngor, have discovered in their archives that on English company was acting in their town In 1587 or 15S8, and among the names of the actors are several of those who were acting with Shake speare In London in 1589. Obviously, these actors must have talked about their adventures In Den mark, and so Shakespeare became well acquainted with Elslnore. and. when he wrote "Hamlet" naturally placed the scene In a place which he knew by description rather than In an Island of which he knew nothing. The poet was no great stickler for accuracy In geographical matters and this visit of the ungusn actors piausioiy explains the reason why the tragedy of "Ham let" was placed In Zealand and not In Jutland. Care for Indigestion. Rflnrtflf Invpstln-nrlrvn Vina lannv. ered that that troublesome disease, dvaneDsla. can ba cured hv ahnrt in. w ar w v v au tervais or exposure to intense cold, followed by hearty eating. M. Raoul Plctet, a Swiss gentleman, was ex perlmentlng with a low temperature. lie naa produced an artificial temper ature In a sort of pit which caused the thermometer to sink to 140 or 150 de crees beiow ero. Among other ex perlnients he exposed himself for a brier interval to tnis temperature by lowering himself Into the Dir. On emerging he found himself Intensely hungry and ate freely. The process was repeated several times, and ns a result he found himself cured of chron ic Indigestion, from which he had suf fered for years. . Willie's Definition. Teacher Willie, you may construct an original sentence containing the word Hominy.' " Willie Broadhead (after a season of " -ivauucuu vuncr a Bcuson or r;.C,)-Uom'n' dw m I ( J f T "V"f 8 w h V V ; :l TtlOUSandS Of women Suffer tmm - . . ,w.. aw b .. hum vaus. nai nc I TvUI ness and don't know It. If you feel fazzed out. bezln at once tMnr nr. Hr. man s Peruna. It will relieve your catarrhal affliction and all your organs will be restored to health. Buv a bottle todav. as it will ate your case. Salt ruhbed on the black spots on dUdiea will remove them. Hothara will find Mm Wlnlnw' RmtMno Syrup the bent reined jr to usa tor their children durlna the teething poriod The minimum rainfall at which trees will grow ia twenty iuches. Atgefab!e Prcparalionfor As similating HicFoodandBegtila- ung me 3 iomcib anaiiowels or Promotes Difcslion.CheerfuI- ness and ItestContaiiis neilher Opiumforphine horfiiieraL Not Narcotic. jmpttfoua-ssKiJLmcnsa Anprferl TJp.m(dr forrnneiSna, fton, Sour Stomach.Diarxnoea w orms .tonvulsions .Fevensh ncss and Loss of Sleep. Facsimile Signature of NEW YORK. EXACT COPY OF WRAREEH. a iami?s aaaalwl RUSSELL HIGH GRADE MACHINERY k rVl-TAlk V r A'VIXlll-ifc BOILERS SAW MILLS The A. H. Averill Machinery Co., "DID'JNT HURT A BIT" IS WHAT f A W can extract one or all your teeth with out hurting a bit, and put in new teeth the eau. day if you desire. Our system of crciwn and bridge work is simple, quick and painless. Established in Portland 17 years. The reason we advertise is to let yon know wbero we are. Open evenings till 9 Sundays from 9 to 12 UK. W. A. WlriBl , Phone Main WISE bROS., Dentists ir A BEAUTIFUL YOUNO SC ClETV WOMAN'S LETTER. Bt. Paci Mimr. 621 Wabasha St. Dr. Ilartman, Columbus, On DearBir: "I took IVruna lat summer when I wu all run down, and had a headache and back ache, and no amotion lor any thing I now feel as well as I ever did in all my life, and all thanks is due to your excellent renins,"-Bess F. llealr. The symptoms of n turner ca tarrh aw quite nnlike In different caxe, but the m.t common ones are reneral latitude, f l.iycd-out, tired-out, ued-np, run-down fi-el-ings, combined with more or less heavy, stupid, listless, mental condition. Kclinh for food and the ability to digest food stems to be lout Skin eruptions, sallow com plexion, bilioimness, coated tonjrue, fitful, irregular sleep, h;lp to completu the picture which is so common at tin. sea son. Pernna so exsctly meets all these conditions that the demand is so great for this remedy at this season of the year that it is near ly impossible to supply it. Parana Contains No Narcotics. One reason why Peruna has found permanent ue in so many homes is that it contains no nar cotics of sny kind. Peruna is perfectly harmless. It can be used any length of time without acquiring the drug habit nlvi- ratirrh anI --. 1 J PRICES THAT TALK. Thrwhrmen ami Rawmll! Mrs Nate! ISO ft. KDllea Linen Hutched, Heavy Canvax, 4 ply, 7 li.ch Belli nit.f.T.iw. lio 0. S lifch wide, ami aa above, W-.OU. Tank Pump comp ete, with IS ft. S Inch Huctiun Ilo-, 10 ft. Mm b jugt lluae, with 110s xel and strainer, 110.40. lleltlriR, Heme and Packlna at wholesale prioet General a ;enrjr for Paraona Hawkeye Heir Feeder. lane mnnle mlU.ruaonl dsTS, at a barsam. Write li r ca aloKa. BEIEKSON MACHINKRY OO. POKTLA.M, OltEOON. era 1 For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signatur of tmi etwrawn aeatnurr. am voaa orr. r THRESHERS STACKERS Write for Catalogue and Prices PORTLAND OREGON THEY SAY 2029. Tiw II II I 1 II a XtvV 3A AM For Over Thirty Years 7 "i