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About The Columbia register. (Houlton, Columbia County, Or.) 1904-1906 | View Entire Issue (May 13, 1904)
Distress After Eating Kiuh between met!, belching, yoib lllny, flatulence, flti of ncrrous bead tube, psiu ia the stomscb, in all ymptomi of dyipepiU, and the longer - a- a-,. -as mw M-uv mm m vuiw I vm i a-a aaa, fg fa) 9 00 HOOCl S SQrSQpQrl'lQ . J7 I ana puis radically and permanently enro it strengthen and ton the atomacb and other tlljfestlve organa for th natural performance of their function!. Aocept no substitute for Ilood'a. ' "I had dyspepsia twenty-fire - and took different medicine but tot no help nntll I briao taklnff Ilood'a Baruparllla. Bit taisa tour bottlss of tbli medicine and can now eat almost anything, Hasp wall, bar no ersraps la my atomacb, no burning and no distress." Mss. Wuxu a B.BBtrr, 14 Olnsy Bt, rro-ldenea, R. L Hood's Sarsspsrlll promts t uro and fcp th promla. Illp Va Winkle labeled. Rip Yan Wlnkl bad Juat been tak ing a nap. Haclng a band upon hi beard, he murmured drowally, "How thla growa on met" After which b foil Into a second dose, that he wight leep out th remaining ten ycura. Isle Record. Mow to Keep Nous. With all th luxurlf and pleasures of thla life, It big enjoyments and it smaller comforts, there it an offaet or antithesis which we have to contend with in the form of ache and pain. In some way and by some mcana every l - - . i . a . i i " " wuu" ?' """n ,n om at aoinatlme. Trlfl ino nma tl ihm may be, th risk ia that they will grow -w - v I mnjmmi v VIIWIII to something greater and rack the sys tem with' constant torture. There is nothing, therefore, of till kind tbat we hate a right to trifle with. Taken In time, the worst forma of aches and palna are easily aul dued and cured by the free urn of St. Jacob Oil. No well regulated household ought to be without a bottle of tbl great remedy for pain. It la the specific virtue of penetration in fit. Jacobs Oil that car ries it right to the pain spot and effect a prompt cur even in the moat painful case of Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciat ica, Lumbago. You want it also in the house at all tlmoa for hurts, cut and wounds, and the houae that always has it keeps up a sort of insurance against pain. Th Cantloua Riley. A friend of James Whltcotnb Riley tells a story of an encounter with the bachelor poet once had with a woman reporter. The energetic young wom an, after strennous effort, had finally caught Mr. HI ley at the telephone. This is the conversation that followed: "Is this Mr. Blley?" , "Yes. Tbat ia Mis "Mlaa Joues, of the Courier-Journal. Pve been trying all day to get an in terview with you, Mr. Blley." 'Ah, would It were now a view in stead of an Interview," aald the poet, gallantly. "Oh, tbankal now long will you re main in Louisville, Mr. Blley?" "Only a abort time." "Ia your wife with you?" "No, ma'am, aha ia not" "Where is alio, may I ask?" "You may ask, my dear Miss Jones, but I find it very difficult to answer. I am tn absolute ignorance as to her whereabouts. For aught I know to the contrary, she msy right now be st the other end of this telephone." Kan fas City Journal. LIKE A SPONGEtTiM c r - M Some of the most stubborn diseases enter Into the system through the pores of the -kin. Like a sponge, it absorbs poisons of various kinds, which are taken up by the little blood vessels beneath the surface of the body, and emptied into the great cilrrent of the blood. . The juices of poison oak and other noxious wild plants percolate through the skin like water through a sponge, are taken into the circulation, breaking out afresh each season, and linger ing on for years unless antidotcd and driven out of the system. Dye Poisoning among the employes of dye houses, and from wear ing colored under clothing and hosiery, is of frequent occurrence and dangerous to health, causing boils and sores and oxaow OAif and ITS effects. f hr riintionB 0ver flftn Tara ago X wa poisoned with Pot Otner eruptions. ion Oak. I tried remedy after remedy without Workers In lead, brass ratting relief. Bores broke out over mj body and AtW morula ars often on my tongue, siCeotina; th Ualn of my mouth, and other metnis ara oiien ftDout a yt my dootor tol4 m, to poisoned by the Chemicals-try 8. S. B which X did. After taking thr anA ariAa. iin-d in Dolish "bottle dl th ors disappeared, and X hay not end acids usea in po" toMn bothared alno. and I feel maoh Indebted to incr, and the dust and 111- your valuable modloin for ao jsrompt and eom i .kin Diets a cure. I am oertatn that S. B. 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Write us should you desire medical advice or any information about your case ; this will cost you1 nothing., j? SWIFT SPECIFIC CO$ ATLANTA, CJU Frri. Ston la An'rio, "It I llttl strsnge." Ml J Irving L. Ruil. "thst th United SUU. o far ahead in national resource of very other part of the glob tn all eaaential things, abould bo ao tlelk-ieut a a a producer of precloua stour. I a in of tba opinion tbat there will bo a big diaoorerr aomo day of tb most vlued 'mt' VUby In some out "I do not mean to Intimate that w SUV. U WO) w - T s"ctl7 destitute of An ston, but tbat thoae found are moitl of Inferior moitly Quality a compared with th output of tb old mine. In North Carolina a good many eraeraIJa and ruble and aapphlre are to be had. but they are not of sufficient value to warrant cut ting. Bom very Dn pearl bav been taken out of th abella picked up in tb atreama of Arkansas, and at on tlir th aearcb for them down there amounted to a crste. I'earla, by th way, bav gone up In prlc from 200 to 300 per cent in recent years. "A great many semiprecious atones are mined in California, th turquola found out thor being especially beau tiful, but lacking in hardneas. , Tour malines slso com from California In abuudanc. Washington Post 2S 00 Reward. """" E. 8. Jackson, alia 0. E. Morgan, etc., taking snbacriptlon for Mooser' and Seattle Ktar ia a faker. Subscribe through authorized Star agent. Above reward for raualng bla arreat. Can Ton Conjugate th Word Klaa, ' Blchard Grant White, th eminent philologist, waa asked once upon a time to conjugate the verb "kiss." He believed and maintained that English la a grammurlcHS tongue, bene be felt I no compunction wheu he gave thla: "Huns, to klsa; re bus, to Klaa again; plurlbua, to klsa without regard to number; ayllybus, to klsa the band in . . 1 .... .. . . ... stend of ths Hps; blunderbuss, to kiss th wrong person; omnibus, to kiss every en In th room; erebus, to kiss In th dark." No Mow Orphan. Bishop Totter admitted at a dinner th other night that be had fallen into th habit of asklug his wife what he ahould speak about It called upon at any public function. "My wlfs told me this evening," he said, "tbat ahe would like to have no correct a rumor that haa been going around to the effect tbat ahe Intended to give up her house to an orphan aaylum. "Tell the gneal st dinner, If yoo say snythlng,' she bade mc, that It Is not so. I have already taken in one orphan, and I do not propose to admit any more Into my house, if I can help If" The Wrong; Girt Miss Fasaay (with affected indig nation) Mr. Iluggard caught me tn the dark hall last evening and klaaed in ' Miss Tepprey-Oh, I wouldn't blam him. Miss rassoy Why shouldn't ' I blame blm? Mlas Tepprey You say the ball was dark; It waa undoubtedly an accident Philadelphia Tress. Ileoomlna; Constitutional. "Is it true dat Uncle 'Itastus ba got de lung trouble, like I heard?" asked Mr. Jackaon, anxiously, ' for Uncle 'Ilnstu was a valued member of the neighborhood society. "True! I reckon It's true," snld Aunt 'Stasia, with a sort of sorrowful pride. "De trouble's been chasing .back snd fo'th among two or three ob hla lungs for dese two las' month, and dl mo'n- Ing de doctor said It 'peared like anotb. er one Waa gwlne to be affectod 'less he could' find some more pow'ful remedy." ' J&S&teM olalm,d tor It la Wood dlseassa. .a..- t.a CON. O'BBTAIT. skin, contaminates the blood ana produces fearful ulcerseruptions and blotches. The diseases that enter the system by absorption or through the pores are as a. " a I a. deep-seated and dangerous as any brought on bv internal causes, and cannot be . . mL. ii -i Ifarnl What la biology? Ctadya I suppoa it's tb science of shopping. "How about references?" Inquired the mlatreae. "Oh. I lolke yer looks, mum," said the applicant, Mau' I won't aik yer for reference, Bobblee What does this author mean by aaylng that the hero had "well-carved" features? Dobbles Terbaps be ahaved himself. "I wonder what make my eyes so weak," said an ultra-Itadlcal one to Mr. DlaraelL "Why, they are In a weak place," aald th latter. Llttl Willie Say, pa, bow does an srmy scour th country? Ta With bruRhes, my son. Llttl Willi With bruabea? Pa Yes, brushes with ths enemy, May Did Clara'a buaband leav her much when be died? Belle- He left enough to make her comfortable, but not enough to get her a second. husband. Life, I Walter Will tou trv a course din- waiter w in you try a course am ncr? Country Groom NO. Sir; no Maria iHnnf tnr na Ttrtnw us In hm roars ainner ror u. unng u in in ttneat On you'v got W don't com j ... ... ., A uwu vi tuv tn Ter uaj, uu wp, Matilda ? lie DO yon know, dar, I was Just nnatalra Innlrlnir a anl I ha. upsuira looking at baby, and I be- neve sue naa got your. nair. ens iind,.. ,j !.. .i w (springing Up) 3ood gracious! I tnougnt I nad nut that awitcn out of the chlld'a reach I i "Did you ever see the Dardanelles whlla Vnn wnra n V.itrnnnV "K'fc " . snwered Mr. Cumroz. "You , we were so busy algbtseelng that we didn't have time to call on any of our friend." Washington Star. Flrat Boy And because you couldn't find a penny to pay the fare, did the conductor' make you get off the oranl bue and walk? Second Boy No, be only made me get off. I could have sat In the road if I wanted to.--Tlt-Bits. "A tall bride Is the best-looking, don't you think r "Well," replied the titled Englishman who had caught on to a little American alang, "so far as I am personally concerned, I certainly am not looking for one who la short" Chicago Evening Post The army officer looked with dis pleasure at the soiled sheet of paper, that had been handed him. "That's a measly looking document," he ex claimed. "Yes, sir," said the subor dinate, touching bis hat "It's the Ut"-Chlcago Tribune. Edth Yes, you see she told the count that her father'a partner bad j robbed him of nearly all bis wealth, Just to test his love for her. Maynio And then? Edyth He naked her for a letter of Introduction to the daughter of her father's partner. Chicago News. Johnny I wish my folks would sgree upon one thing and not keep roe all the time in a worry. Tommy What have thoy been doing now? Johnny Mother won't let me stand on my bead, and dad Is all- the time fuaslng because I wear my shoca out so fast . Mistress (returning from holiday) Why, Bridget -whatever has becomo ' the parrot? Bridget Well, you 3ee, ' ninm, after you left it looked a bit pining like and didn't talk mnch, to the cook and I put it out of its misery, poor thing, and I bad it stuffed for. my new 'at Judy. "They say," said Mrs. Oldcastle, ' "that Mr. Faddlethwaite, who need to belong to our 'church, has become an agnostic" "Is that so? Joslah used to' take his lunch at the snm9 , place he did down town, and he says he often warned blm that he'd get it if be didn't give up eatin' so fast" j Chicago . Becord-IIerald. nalllt-What'a the matter, Klayl You look all tired out? Klay And no wonder. I've had a hard day of it. 1 don't know when I've worked so hard, j I looked at tho men clean up the rail road station this morning, and after that I saw three safes raised Into four-! story windows, and four loads of coal delivered in boskets. Boston Tran script They had been married only three short weeks, and ho was actually in terested in his paper at the dinner table. "Darling," she began in n tone meant to bo reproachful, "do you love me-Just as much as you ever did?" "Sure thing," he snswered briefly. She ought to have been satisfied to let it go at that but she wasn't "Why?" she ssked. "Don't know," ho replied. "Just a fool habit I've got into, I suppose." ' Then for seventeen consecutive seconds silence reigned Bupreme. Chicago News. i At the first performance on the new church organ no one in the andienco was better plensed than the maid em ployed 1n tho organist's family. "So you liked the music, did you, Mary?" said the organist the next morning, a. 4-T. Vt AT an ll 1 dl ft Q SYi ' O t t VI "V "Ports of her enthusiasm inched his ears "Oh it i uu v aaita was just i prnnii." reniiea aiarr. -me grand," replied Mary, "the grandest I ever heard." "What did yon like best?" asked the organist, moved by the glowing eulogy. "Oh, I don't know that" said Mary. ("But there was one place where you came down with both hands and your feet at the same time; that was about the best. It sounded like the steam roller coming down the street!" NataraL lioJlgger Well, what do yon think Of tbat fellow GIddep? Jokeley telle me he takee a cab whenever he goe to look for work. Thingumbob Yea, CIddrp la em ploed by a cab company to pick up fares. Philadelphia Presa. riTS rwnnrwm n nil ii if i 110 'Uraretaar'siesofDr.Kllaa'sUrMrtXst fMJonr. Mo4 to, f rae S trial bm II and mmM It. h. JL, aUlaa. U4hV Ana (, rbilaoalpaia, Drug-gista Com Handy. Yonng Lady Uava yoo a city direc tory here? Druggist Yea, madam. Young Lady rieas look through It and find lira. Swem' present loca tion, and address thla envelop to her. Ilert'a two centa for th atamp. Kerley-10UOR-ftO?rllNC-T0BACaM trX MiMTi ereuiNrimvriiBfT! e"v- roe run watkuiam mm f mtf v iwTrwrrf rosri.ANB.esr. Steel Used In Making Pen a. The latest figure ahow that more stoel Is need In the manufacture of pens than in all the aword and gun factorlea in the world. The first ateel pen waa made Just 100 yeara ago. A single firm today manufacturea 200,- 000,000 annually, using aeven and one- half tona of the finest abeet steel each wk, or 78,000.000 pound In a year, 1 Deafness Cannot B Cured T l01 sppHest'ons as thr rannot reach the dlsesMd .oriionol tba ssr. iter U only on way to cure deamsss, and that Is by eousUtu- t""sl remedies. Ixsfness Is causi d by an In- usmrd condition l th mucous lining of the Susischlan Tube. Wnen this tub Is inflamed tou brs a rum Mies sound or Imperfect hear. inf. and when it Is entirely closed, Desiness U ine res ult, and unless the Inflammation can be taksn out and this tuber toted to Its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed forever; "" aes oui 01 tea are causea ny isiarrB. ,bichisnothlnbutanlnuatned condition i ine-mueoussuriBcee. nawiujiYa voi nurtured isousrs lor any eM. ollWrn-ssfcsuiedbv catarrh 1 that can. no1 curea D7 u teierrn cur. bend for Circulars, tree. V. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, 0. Bold by Draiilou, Tic. Hall's Family nils are th best. A Bussian lieutenant geta about J 200 a year, a captain about $300 and a tnijor $450. -Mothers will find Mrs. Winslows's Soothing Syrup th best remedy to us tor their children oaring to Uethlng pertoa.. A Boston Husband. Mrs. Caudle I think there' downstair. a man . Mr. Caudle I thought I heard some one. Suppoa you go down and ak him what h wauta. Even a burglar wouldn't tnke a woman, you know. Boston Trsnsc:!pt For bronchial troutnes try Flso's Cur for Consumption. It is a good cough anauuiiua. a druggists, pnee centa. If th wif ian't boss daring the honeymoon she doesn't amount to much as a ruler. 11 rMBS.llilslliilljMSS-JIl i "rmrl?S '- i'b'"--uji-VH' getable Preparalionfor As similating the Food andBcguIa ling theStoiaachs andBovvels of Promotes Digcsfion.Cra5erfur nessandltest-Contains nellhcr Opium,Morplune norfinral. Not Narcotic. aTvaVaTsy"! ssTlfBJVf Apcrfecl Remedy forv'nslipa Ron, Sour Stonvach.DidtThoea Worms .Convulsions .Feverishf ness and Loss OF SLEEP. ' Tac Simile Signature of NEW YORK. 'jiy--T?s'gsigt- EXACT COPY O WHABfiCR. 'a-nYusK. - - -a ar a MITCHELL,, M3WIS & ST AVER CO. Hirst Street. PORTUAISD, OREGON 200 - Branches i 8BATTL.E SPOKANE nil Tear. Poor feeble (about to be operated oo for appendicitis) Dor tor. before yo Ugla, 1 wish yon would mdI and kav our pastor, the Bev. Sir. liarya, come ever. Dr. Cotter Certainly, If yon wish it. bat ab "I'd like t be opened with pray-." life. T Break la Haw Shot. Alwsrs shake in Allen's foot-Ease, a vowAt ttsuraa hot, ifNIIni, aching, swollea last. ur-s corns. Ingrowing nails and bunions At all druggists and shoe stores, ibr Ion't swt4 snT.ub.Htut. SsniDle BStlevl rSKX. Addrass AUea a Olautad. La Rot. N. Y. There ia now no pitchblende.4 from wiilcb rsdlam 1 extracted, for aal at th Austrian mine. ill Miss Nettie Blackmore, Min. ceapolis, tells how any young woman may be permanently cured of monthly pains by tak ing Lydia E. Pmkhanrs vege table Compound. "Yotrera Womk: I had frequent headaehea of a severo nature, dark spots before my eyes, and at my men atrual perioda I Buffered untold agony. A member ox the lodgv advised me to try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege table Compound, but I only scorned rood advice and felt tbat my case was hopeless, but she kept at me until I bought a bottle and started taking it. I soon had the beat reason in the world to change my opinion of the medicine, aa each day my health im proved, and finally I waa entirely with out pain at my menstruation periods I am most grateful" Nrrrw Black mobk, 28 Central Ave., Minneapolis, Minn. 15000 forfeit If rtglnal f aaee Jet Us aef ftmtimmu esuaot eesreSaera. If there Is anything about your case about which you 'would like special advice, write freely to Mrs. Plnkham. She win hold your letter In strict confidence. She can surely help you, for no person In America can speak from a wider experience in treat tag female ills. She has helped hundreds of thousands of women back to health. Her address is Lynn, Mass.; her advice ia free For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears Signature In Use For Over Thirty Years Blf liH tn etsmua msnst. am toss em. 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Bitting in tbe little waiting room of tbe court half an hour later, both boys were allent They bad evidently beer Not so much reverence ss might have been expected waa beard In the vole of the emaller boy aa be suggested to the other: "Huh! Bet that's how the Judge lost bis own arm." Indianapolis News. Seir-niabteoo Mau' Lat Word Dr. Charles II. rarkburat waa talk ing about tbe self-righteous. They are s strange class," be said. "Whenever I think of them lam reminded of a man who died in Lelpsic while I was study ing there, some thirty yeara ago. Tbl man was so abominably self -righteous that they say be murmured as be lay dying: 'And if I owe any man any thing I freely forgive him the debt' " Perriii's PUe Specific The INTERNAL REMEDY Ho Case Exists It Will Not Cut HOWARD L BURTON, kairet mi Camht Rprclmca prices, Uoli. HUrrr, Lid, ft : Uold, RIU r. 7 c ; . old. Sue ; Zinc or toppar, I. C jr.nlda lasta. Mailln nTlopi snd fnll prlr list sent on snpllca tlnn. 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