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About Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 27, 1963)
Quips and Quotes A new baby had arrived in the family, and three-year-old Billy was pushed aside when all the neighbors and friends came to visit. After the crowd eventually thinned out, Billy got a chance to peek in the crib himself. "Enjoy it now," he was heard whisper ing to the infant, "because it won't be long before you're old and neglected like me." . F. G. Kernan Decidedly Different, of Course! How frequently I flatter friend With comments on their youth, Which they reciprocate (though not With flattery jutt the truth). Hal Chadwick It'll Bo a Beauty My wife has a dressing-room table that's filled With all sorts of items with which she is skilled: With creams that are cleansing and creams that are vanishing, With potions for adding and lotions for banishing, With curlers and tweezers and clippers and files, With bottles and boxes and hairpins in piles. It looks, I confess, like a chemistry lab, This place where for hours she can dibble and dab, And I hope she knows well what it says on each label That graces the bottles and jars on this table, Or some day, at work here combating erosion, She'll leave us, I fear, in a mighty explosion. Richard Armour Two businessmen met on the street for the first time in months. "You must have been real proud of your son when he graduated from medical school," one said. "All those years you scrimped and sacri ficed just so he could be a doctor. What did he say to you when he got his degree?" " 'Dad,' " the other answered sadly, " 'I want you to cut doivn drinking and go on a rigid diet.' " Anna Herbert The Post Office Rewrites the Hit Parade "Shuffle Off to Zip Code 14200" "I Want to Go Back to My Little Grass Shack in 96750, Hawaii" "Way Down Yonder in 70100" "37400 Choo Choo" "Mention My Name in 53081" "Sidewalks of 10022" "I'm Gonna Sit Right Down and Write Myself (Zip Code 19000, Zone 31) a Letter" William Garvin "Your eggs and toast are in the oven cooked them last night." Family Weekly, October 17, 1K3 ITS A HEARTBREAK when you have psoriasis. Heartbreaking, too, if you do nothing about those first signs of crusty patches of scaly skin. 04 y,& -2, KS . ... 'J Now! Relief from the itching and scaling that cause the HEARTBREAK of PSORIASIS New fast-acting formula works 3 ways to relieve these symptoms of PSORIASIS ITS A HEARTBREAK when psoriasis leaves your skin rough and scaly. A heartbreak when medications fail to bring even temporary relief I Guarantees relief or your money back. Today, for the first time, comes the promise of new relief for mil lions who suffer the heartbreak of the itching and scaling of psoriasis. It's a new formula called tegrin.t" Unique triple-action cream TEGRIN is a fast-acting cream that can be used as often as needed, even on the scalp! It's pleasant, easy to use-no lingering medical smell or stain. It's extra effective because it works three ways: 1 Special soothing action speeds re lief of that persistent and torment ing itch. 2 Special de-scaling action works fast to remove embarrassing scales, without harmful skin irritation. 3 Helps control recurrence of new scales with continued use on the af fected area. Dramatic relief reported Tests prove tegrin's unique triple action formula is so effective brings such pronounced relief in so many cases-lhat we guarantee tecrin will leave your skin cleaner, clearer, smoother or we will refund every penny you paid. So why suffer from the itching and scaling that cause the heartbreak of psoriasis? When ever these symptoms appear, get new tecrin! A'. L Psoriasis symptoms 13 common trouble spots: (1) scalp (7) chest (2) neck (8) back (3) shoulders (9) mid areas (4) elbows (10) knees (5) arms (11) thighs (6) hands (12) legs (13) feet No matter where itching and scal ing of psoriasis may strike, new TEQRiN brings guaranteed relief.
