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i t 5 i 1 : t ': 10 A THURSDAY. AUGUST 22. 1963 MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE. MEDFORO. OREGON jtek V J i i i it i BE EARLY! ON SALE 9:30 A.M. FRIDAY I'm HAl SCHMECHEl ... I boy all kinds of horrible home horrors and dreadful drapes. Anyone have an aspirin? COLOR MY HEADACHE SICK ! i WOMEN'S NYLON BRIEFS 4 Q V 4 pr. Reg. 75c ... WHITE NYLON HOSE 4Q "11 pr. Reg. to 1.35 I SIZE 5 BOY'S SHIRT A Q Reg. 1.98 (2nd floor) IV TODDLER SUN SUIT 4Q 2 only. Reg. 2.25 I GIRLS' SHORTS 3-6x 4 A 1 4 pr. Values to 2.50. .... . I Domestic Lemons i Have you been rubbed the wrong way? ; These bath towels are guaranteed to do ft j for sure we have 99 of them with values , to 2.98 each. V j If you feel you must wash first, we have 50 v (ugh) wash cloths that will match some of ," the (ugh) towels. Regular to 59c. We have 17 irregular terry table cloths. ' The cloths aren't much but the irregulari , ties are beauties. i If perfect values to 5.98. Why do I always end up with the odd ones ;i It never fails have a heart, please take V these odd napkins away. They will make ... perfect dust cloths. Reg. to 1.00. 1 r Fabrics in old citrus colors: ; 1 Pc. M yds. long of really shaggy shag- bark. , Reg. 1.69. ' 100 Yds. of the worst looking cotton prints . by William Anderson. This guy must be nuts to sign his name to prints like this oh, well, to each his own . . . maybe you . will like 'em. Reg. 98c yd. ' You will have to squeeze hard to boat this ; on4 border prints with dolls on it yet. Only 5 yards left (hallaluya). Reg. 69c. ' You have heard of Tarpoon cloth, well I ' was harpooned by this group. I told the girls to throw it out but the garbage man wouldn't take it. 45 yds. Reg. 1.98. "' Sheer cottons and I must have been sheer out of my head when I bought it. Only I 5 ' yds. left. Reg. 98c yd. 5 Lemons for the home: -"' 19 Pr. Shorty drapes the designer should '" be hung instead of the drapes. Values to 8.98 pr. ' 24 Pr. white dacron priscillas if they had stopped there it would hav. been fine, but they added the most gosh awful trim you " ver saw. Reg. 9.98. 99c 33 c 1.88 10c 77c 77c 10c 18c 18c 88c 4.88 2.88 44c 5.00 5.00 '( 12 Pr. Tier curtains (ugh) to match above, 1 Reg. 4.98. , b 101 Yds. Window Valance out of this . world patterns, colors and designs. I wish they were. Reg. 98c yd. 3 ONLY Nylon Puff Bedspreads several customers thought they were rugs. Use 'em as you see fit. Would make a terrific bed i- . . . for the dog. Reg. 24.98. 1 Only Quilted full size white double . . . I that's the way I wrote it but it still don't . sound right. Oh, yes, . . . bedspread. I Regular 14.98. No I'm ED CUIBERTSON . . . buyer of haber dasher's headaches and lots of delinquent (boys) specials. I'm unsteady need helpl COLOR MY EXPRESSION WORRIED! GIRLS' SWIMSUITS 3-6x 4 Q 2 only. Reg. 4.98 , I DECORATOR PILLOWS 4 QC Reg. 1.00 BURGANDY TOWELS 4 QC 14 only. Reg. 59c I BOYS' KNIT SHIRTS 4Q 4 only. Size 12. Reg. 2.98 . . I MEN'S CABANA SET 4 Q 1 Only. sz. Med. Reg. 12.95. I (Domestics cont'd) While enamel cookware. (Assorted shapes and sizes). The manufacturer V jt said It was a terrific buy at $1.00. I I I II I tried 88c and nobody bought it. mm f lVW How about 2 Only Ironing Boards ... so if you are mm mm bored with ironing, try one of these ... L Mill perfect to tie your kangaroo down with . 1 ,1111 sport! Reg. 10.98. I guess people just didn't relax this summer, or else the weather man conspired against me. Which ever it is, I still have summer furniture . . , how about you? Lawn chairs, regular 4.98 2.88 Lawn chairs, regular 6.98 3.88 , Chaise Lounge, regular 8.98 4.88 Beauty is as beauty does but people laughed when I put these out on the counter. I try and try and try but they are still here. Come on in for a laugh! Crestline Chrome Bread Box, reg. 14.98 6.88 Crestline Chrome Paper Box, reg. 13.98 6.88 Copper Binester?, reg. 13.98 6.88 Lemons Cor Men Lemons for Doys These men's knit shirts can't really be called "lemons," "Dogs" more accurately describes them. Crew necks or gaucHo mod els. Reg. to 5.00. Color these men's swtm suits yellow. They're afraid to leave us . . . knits or boxers all colors. Reg. 2.98 to 6.95. 1.00 1.00 3.88 We've squeezed and squeezed and squeezed from 10.95 to 9.95 to 8.88 to 7.66 etc. Men's assorted summer slacks. Orig. to 10.95. You think our ready-to-wear department has some lemons? Wait until you see these ladies blouses in the men's depart ment. We bought 'em to match men's shirts ... we sold the men's shirts . . Come get the blouses. Reg. 3.98 to 5.95. Pome: I've never seen a lemon coal I never hope to see one I'd rather you would buy the thtngs Than have them try to sell me one . . . Men's lightweight sportcoats. Author er roneous. Reg, 32.50 & 39.95. Shop Mann's for the perfect lemon-pick-in' outfit. 7 Only men's suits ideally suited for picking lemons. Some wash and wear . . . some all wools. Reg. 39.95 to 49.95. VzOW 19.99 19.99 This was one year we didn't get caught short in our bermuda shorts. Lets hope you dd - replenish your supply. Reg. 3 98 to 5 95. , 2.88 There must be at least 7 or B months ot summer left. Come buy your boy some bermuda shorts. Our entire stock Sites 6 to 20. Reg. 3.98 4.98. Vi Price Phone Calls, Lay Aways or ACCORDING TO WEBSTER A LEMON IS A FRUIT LIKE AN ORANGE ONLY WITH A YELLOW SKIN AND A SOUR TASTE ... WE THOUGHT THE FOLLOWING MERCHANDISE WOULD BE SWEET LIKE AN ORANGE . . . BUT, NOW IT HAS TURNED YELLOW WITH AGE AND SOUR TO OUR TASTE . . . PLEASE TAKE IT AWAY ! I'm PAT BISHOP . . . buyer of girls' things, little kids stuff and lingering lingerie. Please help me clean up this stuff! COLOR MY HEARTACHE SAD! WASH FLANNEL SLAX 4 QC 1 only. Sz. 32x30. Reg. 6.95 I MEN'S BRIEFS 4 Q Szs. 28 & 44. Reg. to 1.25... 17 MEN'S NECKTIES 4 Q 9 only. Reg. 1.50 ....... 17 EARRINGS 4Qi Regular 1.00 plus tax 17 6 ONLY HANDBAGS 4QC Regular 2.98 plus tax 17 (Men-Boys cont'd) Boy's short sleeve sport shirts bander mod el collars. These are really not lemons so much as the fact that we simply bought more than we could sell. Sizes 10 to 20. Reg. 3.50. 1.88 2.88 1.66 5 Only boy's terry beach jackets, (white). The perfect solution for what to wear at a white terry beach. Reg. 4.29. Ever see a dark plaid lemon? We've got 'em Cotton continental pants. Boy's sizes 1 2 to 18. Reg. 3.98. We're swimming in swimming suits. With just a little squeezing you can be the owner ot any boy's swimming suit from our entire stock. Sizes 6 thru 18. Vi Price Kiddies and Lingerie Lemons If it hadn't been so cold this summer we would not have to look at these 6 only swimsuits. They are stretchable and will fit probably most any size girl anywhere from 7 to 14. Size that is! We tried selling them for 4.00. 99c When we thought it was summer, we bought these 4 only girls' sleeveless blouses. Now t that Fall has fell . . . and summer, kapoot! UU Take 'em at this price and add your own w sleeves. Reg. 3.98. We have shorts and knee knockers for short and knock-kneeded girls. Fabrics, plain ... no imagination. Please remove TLT these dull duds from our table. m t Regular 3.98 and 4 98. It was so cold thts summer that not even the ducks swam. And by the looks of our girls' swimsuit stock . . . did any one else? We have one-piece and two-pieces tvpe swim wear. P S. They were supposed to be the top styles . . . but we must have been wrong. Reg. to 5.98 3.00 Reg. 6 98 4.00 Reg. 8.98 3.00 Reg. 10 98 6.00 Reg. to 14.98 8.00 Here's a collection of slecpwear for girls that would give a lemon an ulcer. The most awful group, checks, gaudy plaids and tust 9 plain tricot . . . that you have ever seen. a a Seeing is believing . . . you're buying it is mmB I believemg. Reg. to 4.98. We have 7 only nylon tricot sips for wo men. You have heard about dried up lem- fk ft ft ons . . . well this is it! We thought they a UU were kind of pretty but it must hne been j A mistake. Reg to 10 98. Returns Once You Get This Stuff You're Stuck I'm DORIS CALDWELL ... at little mistakes I'm good (notions). Also accessories and gifts. See my center-aisle slip-ups. COLOR MY CONDITION PERPLEXED! STRETCH STRAW BELTS 4 Only, Reg. 1.C0 CHILDREN'S SWIM CAPS 10 Only, Reg. 1.00 and 1.39. LARGE ASH TRAY 1 Only, Regular 4.00 DECORATOR WHITE BIRDS Import. 4 Only. Reg. 3.98. . . . 1 PR. BOY'S SHOES Sz. 412D. Reg. 9.99 ..... 19 19 19 19 19 Accessory, Needlework Gift Lemons Citrus tones in jewels and gems. Earrings, necklaces, etc. A gaudy group of ghastly gems ... to say the least. At least we couldn't find anything good to say about them. Reg. 3.00 to 7.00. Sheer 100 nylon Summer (?) gloves. These are for the summer that was never there. Size 6r: and 7 and even some one size stretch. Stretch these into next sum mer if you can. They look real peachy on the hand. Reg. 2.00. (Long 8-buttons lace trim sheer. Reg. 3.60 for 1.66) 20 ONLY Pretty awful pastel fashion flow ers. They just don't grow on us anymore. We have moved them from counter to coun ter and they are almost worn out. Regular 1.00. Attention: Labor Day Campers: Woolana cold water soap for use during the cold summer. Take with you on your va cation where warm water isn't available. Mix with cool spring water and you are in. No camper should be without one to keep their long drawers sparkling clean. Get yours today! Reg. 1.50. WE have drip-dry inflatable hangers. Just blow 'em up and you can use them for most anything. If you don't want to dry sweaters on them . . . use them in the pool lor swimming. Reg. 1.49 for a pkg. of two. 3 Only Foam Cushion Chaise Lounge Pads. These must be good for something. Size 23x72. Reg 5.00. 2 Only Cool Terry Chaise Lounge Covers. They are a horrible Orange color. Doesn't anyone have an orange patio? Come on now orange goes with lemons. Reg. 4.00. Terry patio pillows No summer ... no patio pillows. They are pretty, adorable, and ugly to us. Take 'em away. Reg. 2.00. 9 Only White Italian imported twin bon-bon dish. Even the Italians didn't like these. We are really attached to them or they to us. Reg. 4.50. We have 7 cotton dispensers. Kind of a little plastic thing. Dusty and shop worn. ' Un attractive and old. Regular 4.00. Cups and Saucers and more cups and sau-. cers. Thcv are bone china and have come all the way from merry old England lust to set on our counters. Even the English had no use for them. A multitude of patterns ... we even have some that don't match. Reg. I 19. Let's go knitting! 5 Onlv Duo Alghan kits all ready to be knitted. We are advertising these absolutely for the last time. They just don't have sales appeal anymore. Reg. 12.98. ODDS AND ENDS in yarns. Many un matched, dull and sickening colors. Dve lots that are mis mated. This yarn seems to grow more hair every time we look at t. Reg. to 1 .39 skem. 99c Plus Tax 66c 34c 44c 66c 2.99 1.99 1.44 1.99 1.99 66c 6.44 33c BE EARLY! ON SALE 9:30 A.M. FRIDAY I'm KATHLEEN ESP ... I buy those ready made fashions??? I'm ill from looking at all this mess. You are what the Dr. pre scribes. COLOR MY ULCER UPSETTING! WOMEN'S FLATS Red or Brown LEMON YELLOW WOOL COAT Reg. 14.98 ...... 1 BLACK SWIMSUIT Reg. 5.98 ... ... . YELLOW STRETCH PANTS Women's (2 pr.) Reg. 12.95 1 ONLY CAPRI PANT Women's. Famous make .... Lemons for Ladies We've got 2 billious yellow all wool Shortie Coats. Too bright to be worn out in the sun. Can be seen a mile away. Reg. 35.00. Here's a full length I only lemon yellow alt wool coat. Almost as bad as the previous description. Only there's more of it. Hurts your eyes twice as bad. Reg. 59.95. 22.00 16.00 12.00 , How about a nice summer coat. We have 2 of them made out of India silk and cotton. Fully lined to keep the summer cold out. Reg. 45.95. How about a dark swimsuit to brighten up a cold summer?. 6 only and they are . . . well, you see for yourself. Regular 27.95. Found another two-piece lemon yellow bathing suit. They'll need blinders at the beach when you don this little masterpiece. Reg. 15.95. 6.00 Would you like to see a gaudy bunch of sportswear. It's so ridicu lous I can hardly talk about it. Obnoxious stripes, colors that are ill. There is capris, shorts, tops and what have you. Reg. to 5.98. $1 $2 $3 Dresses, Dresses, Dresses. Aren't there any women left in i Medford? We have a dress here for each woman who wears one. They are a little aged, yellow with fade and perhaps not the best in style but what can you lose. You be the judge. Regular 10 98 3. 00 Regular 14 98 5.00 Regular 17.98 7.00 Shoe Lemons Don Ferguson, our shoe buyer, wants to be colored too. In fact he is so upset over his shoe group that he'd like to be colored crazy! Help him out! 5.19 4.19 1 Group soorts and flats. Values to 10.98 . . . and if you can stand them, they are yours for 4 Pr. Grey and dismal desert boots 4D 41':C, 4' -D And believe -t or not they so'd at one time for as much as 59 99. With It! j in, jl 19 19 19 19 19 7.00