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About Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989 | View Entire Issue (July 14, 1963)
Milk of Magnesia is the laxative doctors recommend LURES, SPOONS, PLUGS 3 KM 100 Friends of ths Bride Glad clamor ascends from her feminine friends When they learn that her troth has been plighted. How blithely they trill at each party and shower Over trousseau and linens and other lush dower They are, to a lady, delighted! What rapturous screams at the honeymoon schemes; What prospects of heaven each spies out On meeting the bridegroom. So then comes the Days They go to the wedding, befurbished and gay, And promptly start crying their eyes outl Georgie SUirbuek Galbraith and... IMP Quips and Quotes A young couple who were ardent dog fanciers always had two or three canines in their home. When the couple's first baby came along, friends wondered how the in fant would get along with all the pets. When the baby was about a year old, a friend hesitantly broached the subject. "Er, about the baby," he asked, "how is he doing talking yet?" "Not yet," the father replied proudly, "but you should hear him bark!" Dan Bennett Safety Note A ladder with a wiggle, A ladder with a wobble, -Tarns a hubby with a hobby To a hobby with a hobble. SuiariM Douglass No matter what the architect suggested, " the prospective home builder found that ' it "wasn't quite right." "Can't you give me some idea of the style home you want?" the architect asked. "Ranch, colonial, split-level . . .". "All I know," replied the client, "is that it must match the doorknob my wife bought at an antique shop." Herm Albright The young bride had just had her first argument with her husband and ran cry ing to her eldest sister. "We always dis agree," she sobbed. "What should I dot" "I don't really know," the sister said thoughtfully. "My John and I both like the same things it just took him It years to learn." James Shurluck The surest way to see America is to miss yonr turnoff on the expressway. Ben Cattell At this prie, wa can't afford to "hand pick," but every beautiful lure will be different ... as tew as 3 for 11 .00 postpaid, and the more you order the more money you save. You'll recognise time-tasted, flah proven, nationally advertised ahapea ...famous old favorites, new 1963 designs, even the new lifelike, aoft plastic baits. If you want to fill up your tackle box with color and vari ety, here's an easy way to do it. If you're fishing brush filled waters that rob you of tackle, let 'em steal these bargains. Specify ASSORTED LURES and fiU-in the quantity you want: 3 for 11.00; 7 for 12-25; 12 for 13.75. Or help pay for your trip by ttlling to other fithermen ... at a big profit, of count. We'll tend 26 Attorted Luret for only 90 each ...all 26 for $7 AO ...to ttart you in butinttt. U -dwelt r feUHT (Mm. Sane pttpald Hem ducWS Mawt ASSOtTID tuns 1 tar $1.00 Uot W.7J D l If M.u " ? V.Yd fUUi Til SDRIGS DcWitt'i Pills, with potitivc analgetic action, onng tan palliative rctici of vmpsjugnaiav tNMB in iat-a, yvnn auru muKiei. ucwiit a ran arc mudiy diu retic ana nap out unwanted wastes ten by tjuggiah kidneys. DcWitt't Ptlli may be juat what you need to relieve backache nuseries and help yon avoid nettinf up nighu. Lou of people think the tangy mint flavor in Phillips' Milk of Magnesia is the best thing that's happened to laxatives in a long time. It makes the world's best laxative the best tasting, too. Even more important, doctors recommend milk of magnesia. We asked thousands of doctors, "Do you ever recommend milk of mag nesia?" The overwhelming ma jority said, "Yes!" Like regular Phillips', Mint Flavored Phillips' is both a laxa tive and an antacid. It relieves both irregularity and acid indiges tion, so gently it's ideal for all ages. So get Mint-Flavored Phillips' Milk of Magnesia and prove to your self, the world's best laxative is best tasting, tool . . hk, rnlLUr); i aim or : MAGNESIA IMIM N isirutiiti CORNS ' tj . rW ,n, il . Oi (T $ or money back from if Only Blue Jay dares give this 3-day guarantee because only Blue Jay has PhenytiumMastest working miracle drug. Relieve pain fast, be rid of corns with Blue Jay. OHO "If we get a tax cut, we've gone through it already." family Weekly. July 14. IK J -KEIVnAU,
