Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989, July 14, 1963, Image 49

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    Milk of Magnesia
is the laxative
doctors recommend
LURES, SPOONS, PLUGS
3 KM
100
Friends of ths Bride
Glad clamor ascends from her feminine friends
When they learn that her troth has been plighted.
How blithely they trill at each party and shower
Over trousseau and linens and other lush dower
They are, to a lady, delighted!
What rapturous screams at the honeymoon schemes;
What prospects of heaven each spies out
On meeting the bridegroom. So then comes the Days
They go to the wedding, befurbished and gay,
And promptly start crying their eyes outl
Georgie SUirbuek Galbraith
and...
IMP
Quips and Quotes
A young couple who were ardent dog
fanciers always had two or three canines
in their home. When the couple's first baby
came along, friends wondered how the in
fant would get along with all the pets.
When the baby was about a year old, a
friend hesitantly broached the subject.
"Er, about the baby," he asked, "how is
he doing talking yet?"
"Not yet," the father replied proudly,
"but you should hear him bark!"
Dan Bennett
Safety Note
A ladder with a wiggle,
A ladder with a wobble, -Tarns
a hubby with a hobby
To a hobby with a hobble.
SuiariM Douglass
No matter what the architect suggested,
" the prospective home builder found that '
it "wasn't quite right."
"Can't you give me some idea of the
style home you want?" the architect asked.
"Ranch, colonial, split-level . . .".
"All I know," replied the client, "is that
it must match the doorknob my wife
bought at an antique shop."
Herm Albright
The young bride had just had her first
argument with her husband and ran cry
ing to her eldest sister. "We always dis
agree," she sobbed. "What should I dot"
"I don't really know," the sister said
thoughtfully. "My John and I both like
the same things it just took him It years
to learn." James Shurluck
The surest way to see America is to miss yonr turnoff on the expressway. Ben Cattell
At this prie, wa can't afford to
"hand pick," but every beautiful lure
will be different ... as tew as 3 for
11 .00 postpaid, and the more you
order the more money you save.
You'll recognise time-tasted, flah
proven, nationally advertised ahapea
...famous old favorites, new 1963
designs, even the new lifelike, aoft
plastic baits. If you want to fill up
your tackle box with color and vari
ety, here's an easy way to do it. If
you're fishing brush filled waters that
rob you of tackle, let 'em steal these
bargains.
Specify ASSORTED LURES and
fiU-in the quantity you want: 3 for
11.00; 7 for 12-25; 12 for 13.75.
Or help pay for your trip by ttlling
to other fithermen ... at a big profit,
of count. We'll tend 26 Attorted
Luret for only 90 each ...all 26 for
$7 AO ...to ttart you in butinttt.
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Sane pttpald Hem ducWS Mawt
ASSOtTID tuns
1 tar $1.00 Uot W.7J
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SDRIGS
DcWitt'i Pills, with potitivc analgetic
action, onng tan palliative rctici of
vmpsjugnaiav tNMB in iat-a, yvnn auru
muKiei. ucwiit a ran arc mudiy diu
retic ana nap out unwanted
wastes ten by tjuggiah kidneys.
DcWitt't Ptlli may be juat what you
need to relieve backache nuseries and
help yon avoid nettinf up nighu.
Lou of people think the tangy
mint flavor in Phillips' Milk of
Magnesia is the best thing that's
happened to laxatives in a long
time. It makes the world's best
laxative the best tasting, too.
Even more important, doctors
recommend milk of magnesia. We
asked thousands of doctors, "Do
you ever recommend milk of mag
nesia?" The overwhelming ma
jority said, "Yes!"
Like regular Phillips', Mint
Flavored Phillips' is both a laxa
tive and an antacid. It relieves
both irregularity
and acid indiges
tion, so gently it's
ideal for all ages.
So get Mint-Flavored
Phillips'
Milk of Magnesia
and prove to your
self, the world's
best laxative is
best tasting, tool
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aim or :
MAGNESIA
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CORNS
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. Oi (T $
or money back from if
Only Blue Jay dares give this 3-day guarantee
because only Blue Jay has PhenytiumMastest
working miracle drug. Relieve pain fast, be
rid of corns with Blue Jay.
OHO
"If we get a tax cut, we've gone through it already."
family Weekly. July 14. IK J
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