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MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE. MEDFORD. OREGON THURSDAY. JULY 11. 1963 They'll Do It Every Time J-CSE CP TV "'"O OS WAS S-l-iAV-OWM 1.-1 CEE P.-SPE? 4P7E3 TriE j.Lu.':,'Trt PLACE" AMaX-CCMlJJuS3 By Jimmy Hatlo CLASJCE WAS ALWAYS WCKINii UP PAPE5-HE WA IN THE SANITATION DEPARTMENT BEFORE ME MADE THE COPS T7 AN3 KLEBO SIKPECTS EVERY-1 boov wrru bum peet mis OLD LADY KEEPS MCNEV j N HER SHOE- 1HEV WROTE THOSE ) BRILLIANT DEEDS UP FOR TOCKy DETECTIVE WA0A2INE- 6UT THEY OOT THE REJECTION' SLIP TREATMENT- l f 03 I J I EVER TELL YOU 7 V A30UT HOW 111 1 TUP rOlUtC m V JQ."ISEETHIS I BEFORE HE l 6UY WHO WALKED 1 MADE THE ) I 1 K.r Uh ua 1 n J I J l-"- 1 I "To SAYOTWING OF r'VSv'' S THE CA5E5 THEY :! , DIDN'T SOLVE yiatx -fAO A Tip Of TUC TO JOE AESISCHEC, toWN COURTHOUsE, OKUNDO, PLA. Down-To-Earth Approach Agriculture Department's Method Of inspection Straightforward BY DICK WEST Washington -OTP- A qual ity that I greatly admire is straightforwardness. I like things laid 1 1 out In one-two-- three order. Cards on the table. Open and above board. In short, I like the Agricul t u r e Depart ment's propos ed new stand ards for food west container in spection. They take a down-to-earth, mince - no - words ap proach that is all too rare in the federal bureaucracy. Suppose, for example, that you were inspecting some food containers and you noticed that one of them was leaking. In your usual slipshod man ner, you probably would mark it down as defective and let it go at thai. Well, sir, under these new standards, you wouldn't get by that easily. If defects were found, you would eval uate them under a defect rating system. Then you would classify them as "minor," "major" or "criti cal." In my opinion they are neo classical in their logic and simplicity. They go like this: "A small dent in a metal can which doesn t atiect lis usability is a minor defect; a tear in a fiber carton which does materially affect its us ability is a major defect; and leak in a can or jar is a critical defect." Now that is what I call lay ing it on the line. Once you have decided whether the defects are minor, major or critical, the next step is to determind whether they are "related defects" or unrelated defects. Astronaut Job Deadline Extended Houston - IUPII - Civilian pilots have four more days to apply for jobs as astro nauts, the National Aeronau tics and Space Administration said today. The deadline for applica tions was originally July 1 for civilian applicants and July 15 for military appli cants. The spacecraft center said, however, it had not intended to stop receiving applications from civilians July 1. The new deadline for both military and civilian appli cants will be July 15. More than 175 civilians, in cluding two women, have ap plied. The Family Council Editor's noe: The Family Council consists of a Judge. (ihycMatrlst, Uir clcrcynien. three editors and a women's editor, each article tk a summary of a family disagreement presented to the Council. Tad Council deals with problems, major and minor, encunterd bv guidance counselors ana social workers. Ldlted by Ura, Alma Denny. Copyrtht bv General Feature Corp.) AWARD FOR CHEVALIER Paris - (ITK - Maurice Che valier was presented with a "Gold Record" award Wednes day by a representative of Refugees in recognition of the sale of one million "All Star Festival" records. Artists from all over the world joined in making the records, proceeds the UN High Commission for i of which go to help refugees. NO MORE BLISTERS London - fUPH - The British army, in another move to make military life attractive to recruits, is going to issue blister-proof socks to its men. C 5 An announcement Wednesday said the socks are made of layers of plastic mesh which renders them shock absorbent and keeps the feet warm in winter and cool in summer. Related defects are defind as "defects on a single con tainer that are related to a single cause." "A can may be a leaker and also seriously rusted the department explains, but only one defect is scored against it if "the rust condi tion can be attributed to the leak." The defect that counts depends on "whichever con dition is the most serious." In this example, the can would be scored as a "leak er" rather than "seriously rusted." Cii the other hand, if the de licts are "unrelated"-as when a can is rusted, dented and unlabelled-all of them count. The next step is to deter mine the "total defects," which are defined as "the sum of critical, major and minor defects." Then you establish the "ac ceptable quality level (AQL)," of the containers and compare the number of defects in each rating with the "acceptance number (AC)" and the "re jection number (RE)." If the minor, major, critical and total defects do not exceed the AC of the AQL, the con tainers are accepted. That is all there is to it. I think the department is to be congratulated for making it so clear. Arnold M. - This time I won't let jny mother talk me out of marrying. Mrs. H. M. - He'll never be happy with a hard-hearted woman like that. Arnold M. - I'm an only son and it's taken me a long time to realize that my mother keeps objecting to girls I date, not because there's anything wrong with them, but because she doesn't want me to leave her. I'm 40 now and I thank Elsa for opening my eyes. I'm going to marry her before she, like other lovely women, slips away from me. These ex-girl friends marry my friends and make them happy. Elsa's for me. Mrs. H. M. - Aside from what will become of me, I'll warn Arnold of what he's let ting himself in for. I never stopped him from marrying he's been free to do what he wants. Those other girls prob ably didn't go after him the way this Elsa does. She's a widow of 45 with a 25-ycar-old son. She's sold Arnold on his need for moving far away from me. She's ready to turn his life and mine topsy-turvy. ; Th Council: Oh, Mrs. M you're years behind in your maternal "homework." One of the lessons you haven't mas-; tered is The Art of Letting Go. It's done gradually, and begins way back when you let your j son walk across a room alone instead of holding his hand. Each year there's an increas ing liberation until by, say 18, he's off to Army, college, job, and a few solvent years later, ' to marriage and hos own fam iily. And so, how come you're still (figuratively) holding Ar-i:r-ld's hand at age 40? 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