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4 A FRIDAY. JUNE 14. 1983 MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE. MEDFORD. OREGON ""I vervone In iiouthe m Oregon Bead. The MjiUTribun. ubu,hd Daily except Saturday by mkdford pbuAwo 1 CO. 33 NrUi Fir St. PhjJT-ll ROBERT W RUHL. Editor tTERB CREY Advertlilnl Mnte GERALD T LATHAM. Bus Star BRIC W ALLEN JR-kine tAiua EARL H ADAMS City Editor HARRV CHIPMA! Teles Edltet RICHARD JEWETT, Sporle Ed tor OLIVE STARCHES Women'! Edlto. DALE ER1CKSON, CtrrajaUonMg An Independent Newpapel Entered e:ond elw metier at Modlord Oreaon under Act of March 3, 1S7 SUBSCRIPTION RATES ..... n iiluatlM Daily and Sund.y-I year 111 00 Deily and Sunday-4 moa lo oo Daily and Sunday 3 moa 3.00 Sunday Oniy-One year S5O0 Smile Copy (Malledl 0e By Carrier And Motor Route, rtetlv and Sunday 1 year J 00 nail ttnrf Sunday 1 mo i ia Sunday Only 1 mo. S0e Carrlui and Vendor! Copy 10c Official Paper of City of "eororo Official JajrefJaeJwCounty United Pre international full Laaaed Wire 0. P 1 Telejhoto Kewplcturea "MEMBER Of AUDIT- BUREAU Q CIRCULATIONS AdvertltTnl BepreMntaUve: NELSOl7 ROBERTS & ASSOC'- . i re s,,.,.M In NW Voflt. Chi- easo Detroit. San rrancljco. U Anselta. aeaiue, r - - - Denver. NfwSPAMt PUIllSHIIf ASSOCIATION RATIONAL EDITORIAL Memoer California Newipaper PubUiheri Aatoclalion Flight o' Time Medford and Jackson County History from the- files ot Tha Mail Tribune 10, 20, 30, 40 and 50 years ago. 10 YEARS AGO Jun 14. 1953 (Sunday) Jackson county's total net taxable value," exclusive of utilities, has been figured at 190,298,620 for the current year. Mrs. Stephen Nye, 818 West Tenth St., has been reelected to the Medford school board. 20 YEARS AGO Jun 14, 1(43 (Monday) Possibility of hay shortage In Rogue valley seen by Coun ty Agent Robert O. Fowler. From Arthur Perry's "Ye Smudge Pot" column: "Cooks art now using oatmeal and soy beam aa meat 'stretchers.' Btrive as they will, they can't make both ends meal." 30 YEARS AGO June 14, 1933 ( Wednesday) County fruit growers meet Ing postponed due to inability of Dr. Henry Hartman to ar rive with annual reporr. Woman president of Good Government Congrets and county judge linked with lo cal ballot theft cases. 40 YEARS AGO Jun 14. 1923 (Thursday) Brisk demand for residen tial property reported in Gold Hill. Bonds for construction ot new Medford high school building costing $160,000 de feated by 27 votes. 40 YEARS AGO June 14. 1913 (Saturday) Five persons escape Injury when car overturns at 30 miles an hour; vehicle undam aged except for broken wind shield. "Moat notorious of Oregon City game poacher" arrested at Anient dam for fishing In restricted area. The Tide Toward Freedom It is easy too easy to look about us and conclude that the world is going straight to the does. There is enough bleak evidence that all is not well, that the forces of totalitarianism are on the ascendancy. During the past quarter - century there have been a world war and the Korean war, to sav nomine of the cold war. Today's college graduates have known noth- t. ... 1-l i.r.i j: 1 1 . . ... ing out, international ui&curu aim uj;bci, wciio, revolutions and tension. Still, we are reminded by James Reston of the New York Times, despite these unassailable facts, the long-range trend is in the direction of free dom, not domination. THE spirit of domination, Reston says, is losing, not winning, nearly wherever it comes into contact with the forces of liberation. It is losing in the American South not fast 1 i . 1 A L 1 rtA : enougn, DM ll is losing. Alter iuu years uince i i- i? i i .11 t i r! it.. I : slavery was aooiisneu, me iNeiriu is miauy uuuin- ning to achieve full citizenship. It won't come all at once, but the breaK-tnrougn nas been macie, and the rest will follow. The forces of domination are losing else where, too, Reston declares, and "the liberating spirit is on the ascendancy. He states: "This I perhapa the most powerful tide of these last 22 years. It has liberated India, the Middle East, the most of Africa. Almost 900,000,000 people have gained their Independence since this week's graduates were born, . Europe has not only been liberated but restored and Is now being united. "Only the white supremacists and the Communists, whom the white supremacists blame for everything, are holding out for the idea of domination. But the spirit of the age is against them, and that is the gradu ation present of the Class of '63." e e e IT WOULD be easy to pick holes in Reston's tli phi a nnrl thpvo flrp. ohvions exeentinns in China, in eastern Europe, in parts of Asia, in South Africa. But, looking over the events during the life times of todav graduates, it must be conceded that Reston is more right than he is wrong. There are monumental problems to be solved hunirer. over-population, decent standards of living, education, industrialization, and all the rest, v But the tide IS. slowly, almost imperceptibly, flowing in the direction of freedom. May it con tinue. E.A. - The Rites of Death The current issue of The Atlantic has an article entitled "The Undertakers' Racket." by Jessica Mitford. it deals with funerals and fu neral customs and practices in this country. A clergyman of our acquaintance has urged his conirreeation to read the article for, he said, "finally an author and a national magazine have had the courage to print some common sense and some facts in regard to the maudlin, decep tive and oatran practices which surround what Jessica Mitford calls 'the death industry'.' ; He added: "It Is disturbing to be told that in 1000 (he ex penditure for funeral arrangements for each American adult who died averaged $1,490 - that we Americans spent more memorializing, beautifying and interring our departed friends and loved ones in 19(10 than we spent for higher education, for the conservation of natural resources, for fire and police protection -about $2 billion. "It la enlightening to read that we are the only nullon In today's world that embalms Its dead; that there Is no legal and medical necessity for doing so, and certainly no religious Justification for the attempt to preserve temporarily the physical body after death; that we have been sold a costly, pagan and calculated bill of goods. It Is interesting to read what happened when Jessica Mitford challenged the undertakers' claims that certain procedures and expenses . . . are required by law. They are not. "The making of lovely and fitting arrangements for a departed loved one Is always difficult, even when some csroful and unemotional forethought has been given to the tastes, values and convictions involved. But it would be so much less difficult for us nil if we were not 'trapped' by pagan religious traditions and subtle commercial pressures ..." "Well, I Tried To Block The Doorway" im l &rr i i ::,uiif 1 1 ,i Communications Letters to the Editor must' bear the name and address of the writer. althouah under certain circumstances the use of a pen name or Initial for publication Is permissible. The Mail Tribune reserves the right to edit all letters with a view to clarification and condensation. Letter submitted for publication must not exceed 400 words. The letters printed in this column do not necessarily represent the views ot tr paper, in tact the contrary is often the case. Kurds' Desire for Independence Still Is Disruptive Factor in Middle East Br PHIL NEWSOM UPI Foreign News Analyst After -the late Brig. Cen. Abdul Karim Kassem over threw the monarchy of Iraq in 1958, one of his first acts was to permit the re. turn from Soviet exile of a Kurdish leader named Mullah Musta fa Al-Barzani. And in 1959 when army units in the northern region of Mosul rebelled against Kas sem, the Kurds largely were responsible for putting the re bellion down. Four years and another revolution later, the relation ship between the warlike Kurds and the Baghdad gov ernment twice has gone full circle. Newsoai What's Your I.Q.? NIm tea cornet ts suee'lei; aeaa ar iei li enellent; le at III it (04. 1. Which Biblical character had a coat ot many colors? 2. In which of Shakespear's plays U Shylotk a character? 3. On which side is a cow usually milked? 4. How many thousand do! lar bills would there be in one million dollars'; S. Which American college Is named for two English ov ereigns? 0. In what city is the fa mom Newgate Prison? 7. Correct the following: "Joe, as well aa his father, is going hunting." 8. Which of the original 13 colonics was last to be found ed? ( S.'ln postal usage, what is a "nixie?" 10. What was the name of Esau's brother? Answem 1. Joseph, i. "The Merchant of Venice." 3. Usu ally right. 4. On thousand. 5. William and Mary. I. Lon don. 7. It Is correct, t. Geor oia. I. Dead letter. 10. Jacob. Flag Weak To the Editor: Concerning Flag week, Friday, June 14 1983, expressed by P. A. Hor ton, Los Angeles: Our flag Is not the emblem of a ruler, but a true symbol of the authority of a free peo ple who believe that all men are created equal, the em blem of our Constitution, our heritage and all that is truly American, representing the accomplishments of our peo ple who have reached heights of human endeavor never be fore known, standing for the dignity of the individual and the inalienable rights with which we are endowed by our Creator. That is why our flag is dipped to no man, but only In reverence to God. With confident belief In Di vine Providence, a people who loved freedom carved a na tion out of a wilderness that was part of an autocratic em pire at a time wnen an nn- tlons were ruled by despots. The flags of mighty kings of that day have long since gone, but the Stars and Stripes re main. Alone it alanda in splen dor as the first flag in hu man history dedicated to the personal and religious free dom of mankind, known as the flug of liberty. It signaled a new concept of government. a government of the people whose powers are granted by them and are exercised di rectly for their benefit. Those who live under our flag and are loyal to it are loyal to truth, justice, and courage, keenly alive to the responsibilities of American citizenship, and proud of this glorious privilege. Those who live under It and are disloyal to it are traitors to those who love freedom, not alone In our country but wherever they may be throughout the world. There are some among us who de cry patriotism and strive with all their might to Inculcate internationalism. The man who says he loves other coun tries as much as he loves his own is a victim of conflict ing loyalties, a dilemma that can lead only to treason. It's in the blood of some to deride all expressions of loy alty or other noble scnli ment. There are those who would surrender our sover cliinly to govern ourselves "RIEF is a most understandable and fitting human emotion, as is the imnulse to do everything possible to honor one who was loved n1c! ",r?w "w"y CHir birUl- j u T. a i rl of freedom. ana wuu lias uicu. The emotion and the impulse have been part of the human tradition since the Pharoahs erected the pyramids as their own tombs. State funerals have always played a major role in the panoplies of nations and churches. And, to many, the rites of custom and tradi tion are a way of easing their own grief by paying honor to those who have gone. UUKTHERMORE, those charged with the tasks of caring for the dead perform a necessary service, any many of them will do so with sim plicity ami dignity, if that is the wish expressed to them Inch, and so on. The circum ference of the second circle would be 34.4677 inches. With 1S5 circles yet to figure, I quit. Is there some short cut to solve this problem?. Think I had better get back to painting our kitchen, and there is a lot of next winter's wood still to split up. Frank ly this letter is a lot of non sense, but at least it is a change from the many argu ments, pro and con, on vari ous subjects, , that, no ' one seems to come up with a solu tion for and no one is winner in the end. ' This problem could' be solv ed and might be just as im portant to some as how we can get on the moon. Bill Brewster Trail, Ore. Justice White said, "Histo ry even In our limes, warns us that the 'saddest epitaph' cs-cr carved lo the memory ol a vanquished free state is that Us people failed to raise their hunds lo keep their free doms and liberty while yet they hud that power." Our ting symbolizes two thousand years search for this freedom Mrs. John B Lynch 139 Kenwood ave. Medtord. Not Worth It To the Editor: To eat is human, to digest Is divine, but a full belly makes a dull brain. There are more glut tons than drunkards in hell. The only trouble with drink ing is, the flesh is willing but the spirits are too strong The : whiskey, bottls Is a college. The . spirits within have graduated and earned honors. The path to gradua tion was rough and thorny, but the history of whiskey is of a humble nature and is a volume in itself. It has never fallen very .low and with all its opportunities, has never risen lo the highest standards. In the blood stream of men, whiskey is like a small stream of water, slowly fill ing inlo a vast lake. As time passes the liquor sneakily in creases the land mark of slopping or being able to re fuse the next drink. The glut ton thus slowly sinks into his own whiskey lake. On two feet I can stand and look a glutton in the eye and tell if he's selfish with his drink or not. 1 have grown culm and coldly wise in ex change for my youth. It should be a lesson to every one to keep your head above the tide, even when the lake overflows. I have learned the lesson from sufficient con clusions, but I hardly choose my past. It was pleasont and was meant to be, 1 sort of feel It was created for some one else's sake. In passing the crest of life I look back and come to the conclusion the game isn't worth a candle. E. Dykes, 173 West Gregory rd. Central Point, Ore. In the Day's News y FRANK JENKINS For in 1981, the Kurds re belled against Kassem, and they played a large hand In his downfall last February. This month negotiations over Kurdish demands for auton omy collapsed again and once more Mullah Mustafa Al-Barzani U a man with t price on his head. The Iraqi government will pay the equivalent of $280, 000 for him, dead or alive. For the Kurds, it is another chapter in a 40-year struggle for an independent Kurdistan in an area which embraces parts of Turkey, Iran and Iraq. Geographically, the Kurds spread from Mt. Ararat, fa bled landing place of Noah's Ark, in the west to the Tigris in the east. Historically, hey go back to a vague origin which has been traced to 2.000 years be fore Christ. They participated in the fall of biblical Ninevah and Babylon. They fought with Saladin against the Christian crusaders and in 1257 they massacred an army of 20,000 Mongols. Their record is one of fierce independence, which in more recent years has been exploit- Strictly Personal Sy Sydney J. Harris (cl Field EnterprUea. Inc. From Washineton: , Oregon Democrats went be fore the appropriations sub committees of both houses of the congress the other day to press for approval of budget requests for public works projects in Oregon. Senator Morse and Senator Neuberger recommended to the Senate public works sub committee that (Oregon) spending proposed in Presi dent Kennedy's budget be IN CREASED by about $8 million. Similar requests that the budget be adjusted upward were made by Representatives Edith Green, Robert Duncan and Al Ullman. SENATOR Moise, in a pre pared statement, urged that a budget request for $57 mil lion for the John Day dam be upped to $71 million because of "long delays that have en sued in past years." He also urged that $545,000 be added to the budget for the Coos and Millicoma Rivers project to help provide cheap transpor tation for logs in the Coos Bay area. Senator Neuberger en dorsed a budget request for a project to deepen the Colum bia river channel to 40 feet. She noted that the project had the endorsement of Represen tative Norblad (Republican) of Oregon, and Representative Julia Hansen, of the state of Washington. Juit At Important j To the Editor: Thanks E A t fur Ihul lilt),. T.tft- rtr,l Despite this, it has long been our conviction1 u-m. And a up ot my out som brero lo Joe and Kay fur be ing llu- first to send in a so lution to same. Hut why stop there? Lets find out how long that groove is that trav els under the needle. Hope Krut. v.-ill .... ...i,V. Death comes to all. How we face it is our: an answer. Actress, Infant Son Reported Doing Well Hollywood - (UPI) - Actress Abby baiton, co-star of Joey Bishop's television show, and her Infant son were reported doing fine today in Valley Presbyterian hospital, . Miss Dalton, wife ot busi nessman Jack Smith, gave birth to trie 7 pound 9 ounce boy Thursday. It was the couple's first child: , that too often the rites of death in this country are, a9 our minister friend declares, steened in "maudlin, deceptive and pagan practices, ' with trappings and rituals which do little enough to honor the dead or console the living. .ii- n i (.mi , an answer. nrr,-ini..H .., ,,... OWn affair, and it should be OUI' own affair to! My mind, feeble as ll is, isjwill continue In tne future as chose the accoutrements and ceremonies with!"" ,-v,,,f 'lkr!1 10 "civcjvou have done in the past. ...t.:.u .. - i.: it. 11 , .1. i i into the tacts about things e trust at some future dale which we bid farewell to those who are gone, ' CilbtaPi ,mH k.n!we m.y visit Medford w,e wunuui ucci'piioil, aim Wlinotll SllOlIC pressures 'nn now to put a man on tnc.yiui ar,ain Rlcktnt Leaving To the Editor: After 6tj years in Medford. Mrs. Rlcken and I have grown to love it and the many line people that we nave met here. It now be comes necessary for us to move to another appointment. We wish it wire possible to tell each of you personally how much you imvr meant to us. We hope you will forbive us (or tills impersonal way ui telltii yo-i oi our transfer, but due to the number of friends we have acquired It has become ncces:ii t0 let you know this way. Your support, interest and concern for the prrgram of The Salvation Army during these past yeor.i has been ap- QUESTION: Is there anything WRONG with these requests that our kind old Uncle in Washing ton come across with more money for his nephews and nieces out here in Oregon? PROBABLY not. If the John Day Dam is going to be built, it ought to be finished as soon as pos sible. And if lortg delays in its construction have added $14 million to its cost, Uncle should put up the difference. The same is true in the case of the Coos Bay projects. And no one in Oregon, I think, will quarrel with the contention that the channel of the Columbia river should be deepened to 40 feet as far up as Portland. The state of Oregon needs a deep water port - and the fact that Port land is a hundred miles back in the interior makes it all the more important. That brings ships CLOSER TO THEIR CARGOES - and that can mean better markets for Oregon products. BUT Ovcr the ycars We have fallen inlo delu sion that these things are FREE GIFTS from our good old Uncle in Washington. They aren't. ON WRITING . In New York recently, I was introduced to young man who had just resigned his position in a broker age firm in order to become a writer. We chatted for a half hour about his new life, and I was tempted to ask him Bam "What is it that you have to say?" For It seemed perfectly plain to me that this affable, not unin telligent young man was singularly devoid of any ideas or views that cried out to be heard. He wants to say some thing, but he seems to have nothing of special importance to say. There is a widespread mis taken notion that "writing" is a talent that exists in a void a sense of words and phrases, a style, a gift of expression and arrangement. But this is only the hollow form of writ ing; it needs to be filled with substance. Nine-tenths of all wrlttrs, including many of. th es tablished ones, have very little to say. Their world view is either banal, un formed, or non existent. They are mass of feelings and inchoate ideas, but these have never been enough' to give shape and point and direction to lit erary works. ' Good writing - as distinct from mere "style" - is first of all sound thinking. A writer needs ' a prehensile mind, one thai can grasp an idea and hold it in the round, firmly and forcibly, using it as, a tool. I don't even mean thai these ideas need : necessarily be con scious ones - but they must be present,' driving- the en gine and providing its mo tive power. i The young man in New York, like so', many of his kind, feels that the urge to "express himself" is. a valid enough reason. It is not. The writer does not express "him self" - he expresses his view of the world, refracted through his own unique per sonality. Unless he can ob jectify himself - which takes study, patience, and the right shape of mind to begin with - he would do belter to ex press himself by taking up Four Teachers to Attend Programs Four members of the staff of Hedrick Junior High school have been selected to receive scholarships, fellowships or travel opportunities this sum mer. Dick Carter, foreign lan guage instructor, from June 21 through Aug. 22 will par ticipate in the language and culture tour 'of Spain under the auspices of the American Heritage foundation. Vernon Arrtold, mathemat ics instructor,' will attend the third year of a - three-year scholarship sponsored by the National Science foundation scholarship program at Ore gon State university. Lewis Thanos, mathematics, another recipient of a Na tional Science Foundation scholarship, will be at Reed college. Portland from June 17 to Aug. 9. Bruce Nelson, dean of BUT. at that, Oregon did j boys, will be at Wayne State pretty well. university, Detroit, Mich., In 1962. Calilornia received ,rom Ju"c 24 to Aug. 16, on from Uncle in the form of ' scholarship provided by the federal granls in-aid the sum I National Science Foundation, of $724 4 million and PAID! 4 CCORDING to figures Just compiled by Tax Founda tion, Inc., Oregon received in federal fiscal mf2 total fed eral grants-in-aid amounting to $97.4 million. The estimat ed OREGON BURDEN of these "gifts" came to a total of $78.4 million. Which is to SHy: For every dollar of federal grants-in-aid (backsheesh, if you want to use a rough word for it) received by Oregon from the federal government in the 19B2 fiscal year. Ore gon PAID BACK (o the fed eral government 80.5 cents in the form of federal taxes. BACK to Uncle in the form of federal taxes a total of to violate our own sense of values and good taste. E. A. If you haven't done it, try arising before sun up one of these lovely, early-summer mornings. Watch the lightening eastern sky, listen to the birds chirping their welcome to the day, and smell smell the verdant foiliaee. It's a tonic. E.A. moon (not mr). Have put in a little tune on the matter and didn't gel very far (P. record). Need a lidc rule or calculator of some kind The irroovr spirals in to form 157 circles. Outsule one has a diameter of 11 inches and a circumference ot 34. 557(1 inches. Progressing 'In ward, each diameter reduces by 270 of an inch or .0285 We i-ray tha. ou and yours j J8"'1 n""'" 0,hCr W"" shall enjoy the richest of God s blessings. William Ricken. Major The Salvation Army Medford. Help People lo the Editor: While they are having these world church councils they should find way to add a peace corps i for every dollar received. California PAID BACK $1 14. type of program. It about time for them to bring eco nomics Into their teaching to help people take care of themselves. William R. Sullivan 1118 South Flower Los Angeles 13. Calif. t Speaker Is Former Medford Resident Roland C' Blake, formerly with the V. S. Department of Agriculture research unit at Medford. and now supervisor of the Federal Small Fruits Research station at Southern Illinois university, was guest speaker at the Ohio Agricul tural Experiment Station's tenth annual Small Fruit day Thursday at Wooster. , flower - arranging or finger painting or some other thera peutic craft. The subjectivism that is running wild in the modern world tends to make everyone think that all he requires is the urge and a few technical pointers in order to become a creative artist. Nothing could be further from the truth. Writing, like the 'other arts, is a vocation - and a vocation implies a call, a summons, to a certain way of life, of think ing and feelidg. The Church wisely rejects those proba tioners who, despite their feelings, do not truly have the call; how much anguish would be spared if these would-be writers had a bishop to turn to. ed by the Soviet Union to add to the turbulence of the always-uneasy Middle East. Although the Kurds deny that they are pro-Communist, the Soviet Union supports their demands for autonomy and gave shelter lo Mullah Mustafa Barzani against the former royal government of Iraq. ; Presumably, the Soviets also aid them with weapons. In Iraq, the Kurds number around a miUion,. or about one-fifth of the population. Their northern mountain strongholds place them in a position to threaten the im portant ' oil producing area around Kurkuk. Their charge against tha new Iraqui government is one of bad faith. i : . The autonomy promised them in return for their help in overthrowing Kassem has not been forthcoming. They, charge that Iraqui police con tinue to arrest Kurds and that Kurdish negotiators in Baghdad also face the threat of arrest. The Kurdish threat Is not the only one facing the new Iraq regime. Land reform, promised but haphazardly carried out by. Kassem, is a major problem. So is the proposed Union among Syria, Iraq and Egypt. And so are the local -,com-munities. Sensitive to Communist charges that political prison-. ers are being mistreated, the government this week asked philosopher Bertrand Russell either to come himself or to send representatives to investigate. How the Racist . Gets His Kicks By Arthut Hoppe The doctrine of separate but equal educational facili ties in the South is in trou ble. The trouble is the NA- ACP has opened a school in Mississippi to teach Negro sit- ins how best to curl up on the floor when they're being kicked in the head. And the question, of course, is does the white student pre paring for the future have a separate school equal to this challenge?. ;' - -' i He does., For my friend, Dean Jefferson Davis Stone wall,, has opened ''The Missis sippi College of Educated Footwork." More familiarly known as "Ol' Don't Miss."; Dean Stonewall tvas kind enough to gr.ant an exclusive interview during a campus tour. '. ' e e .''". ' Q-Very modern institution you have here,. Dean. ,. A-Well, son. It's up to us educators to meet the needs of the times. Now this here's our modern Avoca'tional Training Center. '. V Q-It looks like a, lunch. counter. , v,' A-That's right. Now" the young fellow there on the stool with the '. burnt cork on his face, that's Punchy Beau-, regard. He plays the J(igra. He ain't got much sense, but he s hard headed. You? goW your padding on. Punchy? That's fine. Students, , let's you all run through a session for this here gentleman. " Q-Who's the coed behind the counter? 1 A-T h a t there's Luella Belle. She's ' the waitress. Otherwise known as White Womanhood. Now watch. Punchy orders the lunch spe cial, a ' sowbelly and grits sandwich. Luella Belle throws it in his face . . You're throw ing a little high' there, Lu ella Belle. Control, girl, control. Q-lt's early in the season. -A-That's true. Now watch the defense of White Woman hood by two of our top stu dents,' George Redneck and K.K.K.. Barnett. Go ahead there, K.K., -you knock him off the stool and . . . No! How many times I got to tell you, not sideways. " Q-Wt)at's wrong with side ways? A-rYou-'mijght jostle -some white folic on the next stool. George, you show how. That's right. Scruff of the neck Pull straight back' . y . And now as he falls. K.K. comes through with a beautiful . . K.K. you missed again! You'ro never going to make All Southern Conference that way, boy. -! . Q-K.K. was supposed to kick Jiim as he fell? . ; . A-That's right. We 'call it, "The Dropkick." "George drops him and K.K? kicks him. Our research 'staff found it's best to kick the" Nigra in midair. Before he gets a chance to curl up. . ; , ..-' ' - ' ' - ' ' Q-It must take split-second timing.- ". ' , v A-Arld teamwork Once tha Nigra curls up, "you cajj't get to his belly. So George will have to go for the kidney and '. . . Not with your fist, George! Remember the motto of Ol' -Miss: "When in doubt, George, -punt. That's it." .-y-A .nice punt, r i A-George Is . getting good distance "these .days. We're mighty proud of.' that boy. Straight A'S in bicycle riding, squat tag",;',, . - " y Q-Squtt-'tag? j i A-We got a well-rounded program of physical fitness. Q-I guess segregation does depend greatly these days on the strong right srr.3 of its defenders. A-Strong right legs, son, strong right lcgsAll right there, students, here, come tha police to break; It up. Let's all applaud now as they drag the Nigra away for disturbing the peace. .. ', bjCibNimi,m a few. "With so much grand.. ant beauty in jhe world, t s hard to believe men tan be so petty .1 tim,, 'Course, by comparison, ihty are!"'
