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About Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989 | View Entire Issue (May 5, 1963)
Quips and Dear Mr. Pickl Packer The pickles, Sir, which bear your label Are omnipresent on my table. Their form and color, I attest, Would rival Grannie's at her best. All nestled there within the jar, A perfect masterpiece they are. In fact, at our house children cry To taste your pickles. So do I. So sometime, Sir, perhaps you'll stop off And show me how to GET THE TOP OFF. Belly Billipp A little girl, visiting her grandmother, wanted to help cook dinner. "I've watched Mommy, and I know all about it," she said confidently. "Well," said the grandmother, "what about the dials do you know what they are for?" "Sure," the girl replied. "Mommy twists them to get low, medium, high, and burn." James Shurluck Tho Vigor of Spring To cultivate a vegetable garden Taket a lot of time and labor; Pd rather live next door to one And cultivate my neighbor. Ernest Blevint The city family was looking forward to renting a sum mer home up in the mountains and was corresponding with a property owner who had his house up for rent "Before we agree," the head of the family wrote, "you must assure us that your house has a good view." "From the porch," came the reply, "you can see Mat thew's service station and the Perkins' farm, but other than that there's not much but mountains and lakes to look at." V. D. Palat Pity the poor bachelor the only wallet pictures he has to show are those of Lincoln, Hamilton, and Jackson. Ivern Boyett Dad was trying to get his indolent son to take ROTC courses at the university, but he was encountering stub born opposition. "This is the type of training that separ ates the boys from the men !" the father said in a clinch ing argument. "Yeah," agreed the youth, dismally, "and the boys from the girls." Robert Hearn modern TUMS taste as good as they make you feel! CMtkllJ Great taste! Tums let you enjoy good flavor and great acid indi gestion relief at the same time. Try modern Tums de lightful minty fresh taste so cool and crisp and never a trace of unpleasant aftertaste. Great relief! Modern Tums now bring better than ever fast, effec tive, long-lasting relief from acid indigestion, heartburn and gas! Tums exclusive formula with scientific buffering action promptly neutralizes excess acids and soothes the f x. h stomach by gently coating the stomach lining. Get I ums greol relief , taste soon.' Always carry TUMS for the tummy." f Taste as good. as they make you feel! 1 iiut t J 1 " - w ; u m m m m wm am m Modern Tums mHuiunwiHimimmffiiuuniiiiHuiimwHiuiiHimHwiuuitiiiiiHUli 431 "For a dime I'll remind him Friday's your birthday." SSSs "For two bits I'll tell you something that will keep you out of the doghouse Friday." J famty Weekly, May i, 1M1
