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Try and By BENNETT CERF- T ON TINKLE tells about the West Texas cattle raiser who ' Whu.' h did fa the ummer beteen the time M. . f m "S -"""""oned automobUe and got into . his air-conditioned ranch nouse. jtepiied the Texan, "I run like heck." Little Susie, a hepcat and rock, and -roller Irom way back, wasn't so good - when It cam to less im portant things like reading and writing. In fact, she mistook a hay . and -feed ator for n music shop. Snapping her fingers and wiggling her tiny poster ior, she demanded, "Have you got Two Hot Lips and Eleven Kisses?'" "No," smiled the hay-and -feed man, "but we have two torn cats and eleven kittens." "I that a record?" asked Susie dubiously. "Well, if it isn't," said the hay-and-feed man, "it's the next thing to it" A dieting co-ed fainted on the campus one morning. The head of the philosophy department picked her up and drove her to the infirmary. When she came to, she asked a nurse, "How did I get here?" The nurse answered, "The Stoic brought you." O 1963. by Bennett Cerf. Diitrlbuted by Kins Features Syndicate Some Roads Open in National Forest, Report Indicates There are some roads open for week end recreation on all ranger districts of the Rogue River National forest, the Medford office announced today. The weekly recreation re port, however, contains many precautions to be observed by motorists and fishermen as there are closed roads and poor roads in all areas. On the Applegate Ranger Bills Approved By Legislature Salem - (UPI - Measures approved Thursday by the legislature: . By the Houset HB1049 - Financial respon sibility. ' HB1512 - Regarding com mercial fishing violations. HB1599-Supplemental mo tor vehicle dealer licenses. HB1697 - Parking privi leges for disabled persons. . HJR34 - Study of public employees retirement system. . HJR3S - Revision of public employees retirement act. SB6S-337 - Regarding ad valorem taxation. SB72 - Enforcement of rev enue laws. SB337 - Ad valorem taxa tion. By the Senalei SCR12 Sorrow at death of Joseph E. Dunne. SB251 - Rerfectorised li cense plates. HB1288 - Rural fire pro tection districts. HB1773 - Revises Motor Vehicle Department audit pro cedures. Siged by Governor! HB1087 - Validates certain school district matters. HB1140 - Department of employment. HB1149 - Authorizes coun ty cat control programs. HB138S - Regarding state police crime detection labora tory. HB1834 - Powers of port districts. HB2055, 2073 - Budgets for Legislative Fiscal committee. Department of Planning and Development. Eugene Man Killed In Portland Crash Portland-fflPD-John Wesley Morgan, 22, Eugene, was kill ed and two other persons in jured early today in a one. car crash in North Portland, Police said the auto struck a utility pole. Injured were Roger Wilson, 20, Wilsonville, and Nancy Olsen, 21, Portland. They'll Do It Every Open the cabinet containing his chow and balto becomes a canine radar. he can hear it blocks awav- Stop Me district all trails are closed to horses but may be traveled on foot. All roads are open to the snow line. All facilities are in operation at McKee and Hutton. Fishing at Squaw lake is reported as "slow, with the biggest fish taken about 12 inches. ' There is snow at an eleva tion of 4,50o feet on the Ash land Ranger district. Fish lake Is open and the Big Elk road has been plowed. The new highway is open to just one lane of traffic and is "dan gerous,' the forest service said. Campgrounds at Fish lake, Beaver dam and Daley Creek are open, and fishing is reported ' good. Butte Falls District On the Butte Falls Ranger district, Willow lake is open. The Eutte Falls-Fish lake road is open, but in poor condition. The Willow lake road is in good condition. No trails arc open, but all lower elevation campgrounds are open. Fish ing is listed as "fair" at Wil low lake. Streams are still too high for good fishing, cording to rangers. Main roads are open at the lower elevations on the Pros pect Ranger district. Heavy log truck traffic is reported on the Woodruff and Abbott Creek roads on week days. Fishing is "poor to fair." The Union Creek district. where snow was 1'ght during the winter months, now has most forest roads blocked by snow at the higher elevations. Diamond Lake highway is of ficially closed. Crater Lake highway is open but not the rim drive. Beckie's Cafe is open at Union Creek from 7 a.m. to 8 p.m. The resort also has rooms and cabins available. The service station and store are open for business. No trails have been worked this spring. Woodruff, Natur al Bridge and Farewell Bend campgrounds are open for lim ited use, the forest service said. Union Creek camp ground is not open due to logging, activity in cleaning up the windthrown timber. Foster Creek, Muir Creek, Hamaker and Huckleberry are closed because of snow conditions. Few fishermen have been reported in the area but those who have tried their luck re ported "fair" catches. Sen. Naterlin Reports Theft of Clothing Salem - (DPI) - Sen. Andrew Naterlin (D - Newport), said Thursday someone had stolen a new suit of clothes from the front of his motel where a dry cleaner had left it. Nat erlin is blind. Time euiiinie.il wi Attitudes of Fair Play, Sportsmanship Urged in Children By DAVID MYDICK UPI Education Specialist Team or individual sports Involve competition and the nature of games encourages a desire to win. The schools generally stress cooperation. Is this contra dictory to the competitive na ture of our society? The aim actually is to develop atti tudes which stress fair play, sportsmanship, and team work along with an effort to win. An individual should learn to be a good loser as well as a humble winner. Gives Falsa Age Consider the case of Fred, a twelve-year-old, who joined the local bowling league and gave a false lower age. Natur ally he was put in with a group of younger children. After several sessions, it was clear that he was going to win several awards. One afternoon Council of Blind To Meet Her Sunday The Jackson Council of the Blind will hold its monthly business session Sunday, May 5, at 2 p.m. in the Southwest District office, Commission for the Blind, 248 East Stew, art ave. The meeting is being held one week earlier than usual because May 12 is Mother's day. Refreshments will be serv ed following the meeting. All interested persons are invited to attend. Transportation will be provided by contacting Dorsey Lowe, 772-8958. Any OXIock Style 10-18 NEWS from band neckline to easy-sew pin-tucked bodice to slim shape. Sew this sheath in ice-white, city-black, po tent pastel cotton. Printed Pattern 9057: Misses' Sizes 10, 12, 14, 16, 18. Size 16 requires 3V4 yards 39-inch fabric. THIRTY-FIVE CENTS in coins for this pattern add IS cents for each pattern for first-class mailing and special handling. Send to Marian Mar tin, Medford Mail Tribune, Pattern Dept., 232 West 18th St., New York 11, N.Y. Print plainly NAME, ADDRESS with SIZE and STYLE NUM BER. FREE OFFER! Coupon in Summer Pattern Catalog for one pattern free - anyone you choose from 300 design ideas. Send 50 cents now for Cata log. By Jimmy Ilatlo ThEN THERE ARE TIMES WHEN VOO THINK VOU SHOULD TAKE HIM TO THE VET FOR AN EAR TRUMPET-- MEDFORD his father watched one of the sessions. He realized that Fred was bowling with a younger group of boys. The father was concerned. Had Fred's desire to win be come so strong that he lost his integrity? The situation called for a discussion. This attitude towards competition was not healthy, - On the way home from the bowling alley, the father con gratulated Fred on his fine showing. He asked if Fred knew these boys from his class in school. Fred indicated that they were not in his class. After j. little more dis cussion FreU said that the boys were in a lower grade. Explains Fair Competition The talk which followed was aimed at explaining the meaning of fair competition. Fred s triumph was not truly going to be satisfying since he had the unfair advantage of age. At one point Fred seemed confused as he indicated that his mother always said she was 21. The father laughed as he explained this to his son. Of course, the point of this incident is to observe some effects of competition. Fortun ately the father was able to turn the situation into an ex cellent learning experience. Parents should be constant ly on guard for attitudes which lead to an overempha sis on success and winning. Continuous pressure on chil dren to be on top can lead to an improper approach to com petition. Children should learn .that success is most sat isfying when achieved through fair competition and that it is unfair to compete against individuals who may be less able because of age or lack of ability. Use 6 -strand cotton to paint" these inspiring pic tures - gold thread for halos. Yours - pictures to embroi der of St. Therese the Little Flower and the Infant of Prague. Pattern 7203: two 9!4xl3V4-inch transfers. THIRTY - FIVE CENTS (coins) for this pattern - add 15 cents for each pattern for first-class mailing and special handling. Send to Alice Brooks, Medford Mail Trib une, Needlecraft Dept., P.O. Box 163, Old Chelsea Station, New York 11, N.Y. Print plainly NAME, ADDRESS, PATTERN NUMBER. 1963's Biggest Needlecraft Show stars smocked accesso ries - it's our new Needle craft Catalog! Plus over 200 fresh-to-you designs to knit, crochet, sew, weave, embroi der, quilt. Plus free pattern. Send 25 cents nowl "The dormer windows slammed shut. He wtt trapped . . . 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The lady, Hel en G u r 1 e y Brown, wrote a highly suc cessful book called "S e x Wei and the Single Girl" and now she is conduct ing a syndicated column along similar lines. Her qualifications include the fact that she used to be single girl herself. Well, now. I used to be a single man myself and I have been won dering If there might not be market for someone to do lor bachelors what she has done for spinsters. I figure that bachelors must be just as confused about ev erything as single girls are and would welcome a chance to put their troubles into a sympathetic ear. I know that 1 was plenty confused when I was a bach elor and as far as I can tell things haven't changed a great deal since then. I don't, howevir. want to be called a copycat, to I thought I would depart from Helen Gurley Brown's format ana oiler m.y serv ice undent the tills "Night Baseball and the Single Boy." It seems to me that night baseball has becom- an even bieaer nroblem than sex. At least, the attendance is larger. Every wholesome, clean-cut. red blooded, 100 per cent American unmarried male finds himself with divided in stincts. He is a victim of what Freight Cars Jump Rails at La Grande La Grande - tUPD - Seven cars of a 90-car Union Pa cific freight train went off the tracks one-half mile east of here Thursday, closing the main east-west line between Portland and Chicago for sev en hours. The track was cleared about 9 D.m. A Union Pacific spokesman said cause of the derailment might have been a faulty me chanical switch. The cars which went off were near the middle of the train. There were no injuries. One passenger train bound for Chicago ana an easiDouna freight train were neia up here until the line was clear ed. Traffic was not rerouted. Heart of Cordova Said Pile of Ashes Cordova, Alaska - (UPD - A oile of steaming ashes was all that remained of the heart of this little fishing commu nity today. Nearly 80 per cent of the main business dis trict was destroyed Thursday in the worst fire in Cordova s history. No lives were lust Dut sou persons living in apartments in the downtown area were left homeless. Gov. William A. Egan was In contact with federal om- cials to have the community of 1,200 declared a disaster area. Civil Defense Director uon Lowell placed the first offi cial estimate of damages at $1 million but unofficial esti mates were put at $2 million. CIVIL DEFENSE PRIORITY Washington - (UPD - Defense Secretary Robert S. McNa- mara believes there is a pos sibility that In a nuclear at tack civil defense may taKC priority over military opera tions. Damage in the United States may be so extensive, McNamara said in a directive Thursday, that domestic re covery might be given prece dence over requirements for military forces overseas. . si? OREGON Men in Pursuit of Girls the psychiatrists refer to as the "Romeo Casey Stengel complex." One half of him would like to ask his girl friend for a date to the movies, or a dance or a grouse hunt. The other half of him would rather go to the ball game. Torn between these basic urges, many single men have sought to escape re ality by taking their girl friends to the ball game. Or paper, this would ap pear to be a logical solu tion.' BRECK SHAMPOO BRECKSET Special Offer ONE PINT BRECK SHAMPOO $1.75 60c BRECKSET FREE $2.35 VALUE For Just . .$1.75 ts& S QUEEN CADDY'-' CURLER STORAGE BAGS CONVENIENT STORAGE ALL YOUR HAIR GEAR FOR -A- SPRING Try Mfraca) "CUSHION GRIP" Holds Flat i right! On Application la tit for Manthtl TuttkM, mSorleu. f4.ablc-ndi "click clack" of tooie pUie. No mewy pow der, past or pid. Eiftily removed when Jetired. AtONIY MOT OUAIANTIf GREAT GIFT FOR A MODERN MOTHER LADY SCHICK Ballerina THE NEWEST IDEA IN Ladies Shavers SPECIAL FOR MOTHER'S DAY PARK & SHOP ft ' U 4 cJl J. d i MVri ifltM Mil. 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