Try and
By BENNETT CERF-
T ON TINKLE tells about the West Texas cattle raiser who
' Whu.' h did fa the ummer beteen the time
M. . f m "S -"""""oned automobUe and got into
. his air-conditioned ranch
nouse. jtepiied the Texan,
"I run like heck."
Little Susie, a hepcat
and rock, and -roller Irom
way back, wasn't so good
- when It cam to less im
portant things like reading
and writing. In fact, she
mistook a hay . and -feed
ator for n music shop.
Snapping her fingers and
wiggling her tiny poster
ior, she demanded, "Have
you got Two Hot Lips and
Eleven Kisses?'" "No,"
smiled the hay-and -feed
man, "but we have two torn cats and eleven kittens." "I that
a record?" asked Susie dubiously. "Well, if it isn't," said the
hay-and-feed man, "it's the next thing to it"
A dieting co-ed fainted on the campus one morning. The
head of the philosophy department picked her up and drove her
to the infirmary. When she came to, she asked a nurse, "How
did I get here?" The nurse answered, "The Stoic brought you."
O 1963. by Bennett Cerf. Diitrlbuted by Kins Features Syndicate
Some Roads Open in
National Forest,
Report Indicates
There are some roads open
for week end recreation on
all ranger districts of the
Rogue River National forest,
the Medford office announced
today.
The weekly recreation re
port, however, contains many
precautions to be observed by
motorists and fishermen as
there are closed roads and
poor roads in all areas.
On the Applegate Ranger
Bills Approved
By Legislature
Salem - (UPI - Measures
approved Thursday by the
legislature:
. By the Houset
HB1049 - Financial respon
sibility. '
HB1512 - Regarding com
mercial fishing violations.
HB1599-Supplemental mo
tor vehicle dealer licenses.
HB1697 - Parking privi
leges for disabled persons.
. HJR34 - Study of public
employees retirement system.
. HJR3S - Revision of public
employees retirement act.
SB6S-337 - Regarding ad
valorem taxation.
SB72 - Enforcement of rev
enue laws.
SB337 - Ad valorem taxa
tion. By the Senalei
SCR12 Sorrow at death
of Joseph E. Dunne.
SB251 - Rerfectorised li
cense plates.
HB1288 - Rural fire pro
tection districts.
HB1773 - Revises Motor
Vehicle Department audit pro
cedures. Siged by Governor!
HB1087 - Validates certain
school district matters.
HB1140 - Department of
employment.
HB1149 - Authorizes coun
ty cat control programs.
HB138S - Regarding state
police crime detection labora
tory. HB1834 - Powers of port
districts.
HB2055, 2073 - Budgets for
Legislative Fiscal committee.
Department of Planning and
Development.
Eugene Man Killed
In Portland Crash
Portland-fflPD-John Wesley
Morgan, 22, Eugene, was kill
ed and two other persons in
jured early today in a one.
car crash in North Portland,
Police said the auto struck
a utility pole.
Injured were Roger Wilson,
20, Wilsonville, and Nancy
Olsen, 21, Portland.
They'll Do It Every
Open the cabinet containing his
chow and balto becomes a canine
radar. he can hear it blocks awav-
Stop Me
district all trails are closed
to horses but may be traveled
on foot. All roads are open
to the snow line. All facilities
are in operation at McKee
and Hutton. Fishing at Squaw
lake is reported as "slow,
with the biggest fish taken
about 12 inches. '
There is snow at an eleva
tion of 4,50o feet on the Ash
land Ranger district. Fish
lake Is open and the Big Elk
road has been plowed. The
new highway is open to just
one lane of traffic and is "dan
gerous,' the forest service
said. Campgrounds at Fish
lake, Beaver dam and Daley
Creek are open, and fishing
is reported ' good.
Butte Falls District
On the Butte Falls Ranger
district, Willow lake is open.
The Eutte Falls-Fish lake road
is open, but in poor condition.
The Willow lake road is in
good condition. No trails arc
open, but all lower elevation
campgrounds are open. Fish
ing is listed as "fair" at Wil
low lake. Streams are still
too high for good fishing,
cording to rangers.
Main roads are open at the
lower elevations on the Pros
pect Ranger district. Heavy
log truck traffic is reported
on the Woodruff and Abbott
Creek roads on week days.
Fishing is "poor to fair."
The Union Creek district.
where snow was 1'ght during
the winter months, now has
most forest roads blocked by
snow at the higher elevations.
Diamond Lake highway is of
ficially closed. Crater Lake
highway is open but not the
rim drive.
Beckie's Cafe is open at
Union Creek from 7 a.m. to
8 p.m. The resort also has
rooms and cabins available.
The service station and store
are open for business.
No trails have been worked
this spring. Woodruff, Natur
al Bridge and Farewell Bend
campgrounds are open for lim
ited use, the forest service
said. Union Creek camp
ground is not open due to
logging, activity in cleaning
up the windthrown timber.
Foster Creek, Muir Creek,
Hamaker and Huckleberry
are closed because of snow
conditions.
Few fishermen have been
reported in the area but those
who have tried their luck re
ported "fair" catches.
Sen. Naterlin Reports
Theft of Clothing
Salem - (DPI) - Sen. Andrew
Naterlin (D - Newport), said
Thursday someone had stolen
a new suit of clothes from
the front of his motel where
a dry cleaner had left it. Nat
erlin is blind.
Time
euiiinie.il wi
Attitudes of Fair
Play, Sportsmanship
Urged in Children
By DAVID MYDICK
UPI Education Specialist
Team or individual sports
Involve competition and the
nature of games encourages
a desire to win.
The schools generally stress
cooperation. Is this contra
dictory to the competitive na
ture of our society? The aim
actually is to develop atti
tudes which stress fair play,
sportsmanship, and team
work along with an effort to
win.
An individual should learn
to be a good loser as well as a
humble winner.
Gives Falsa Age
Consider the case of Fred, a
twelve-year-old, who joined
the local bowling league and
gave a false lower age. Natur
ally he was put in with a
group of younger children.
After several sessions, it was
clear that he was going to win
several awards. One afternoon
Council of Blind To
Meet Her Sunday
The Jackson Council of the
Blind will hold its monthly
business session Sunday, May
5, at 2 p.m. in the Southwest
District office, Commission
for the Blind, 248 East Stew,
art ave.
The meeting is being held
one week earlier than usual
because May 12 is Mother's
day.
Refreshments will be serv
ed following the meeting. All
interested persons are invited
to attend. Transportation will
be provided by contacting
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his father watched one of the
sessions. He realized that Fred
was bowling with a younger
group of boys.
The father was concerned.
Had Fred's desire to win be
come so strong that he lost
his integrity? The situation
called for a discussion. This
attitude towards competition
was not healthy, -
On the way home from the
bowling alley, the father con
gratulated Fred on his fine
showing. He asked if Fred
knew these boys from his
class in school. Fred indicated
that they were not in his
class. After j. little more dis
cussion FreU said that the
boys were in a lower grade.
Explains Fair Competition
The talk which followed
was aimed at explaining the
meaning of fair competition.
Fred s triumph was not truly
going to be satisfying since he
had the unfair advantage of
age. At one point Fred seemed
confused as he indicated that
his mother always said she
was 21. The father laughed as
he explained this to his son.
Of course, the point of this
incident is to observe some
effects of competition. Fortun
ately the father was able to
turn the situation into an ex
cellent learning experience.
Parents should be constant
ly on guard for attitudes
which lead to an overempha
sis on success and winning.
Continuous pressure on chil
dren to be on top can lead to
an improper approach to com
petition. Children should
learn .that success is most sat
isfying when achieved
through fair competition and
that it is unfair to compete
against individuals who may
be less able because of age or
lack of ability.
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Advice To Bachelors
Night Baseball Presents
For Single
By DICK WEST
Washington IITPB There
is a married woman out on
the West Coast who has been
cleaning up
r e cently by
dispensing ad
vice to single
women. The
lady, Hel
en G u r 1 e y
Brown, wrote
a highly suc
cessful book
called "S e x
Wei and the Single
Girl" and now she is conduct
ing a syndicated column along
similar lines.
Her qualifications include
the fact that she used to be
single girl herself. Well,
now.
I used to be a single man
myself and I have been won
dering If there might not be
market for someone to do lor
bachelors what she has done
for spinsters.
I figure that bachelors must
be just as confused about ev
erything as single girls are
and would welcome a chance
to put their troubles into a
sympathetic ear.
I know that 1 was plenty
confused when I was a bach
elor and as far as I can tell
things haven't changed a great
deal since then.
I don't, howevir. want
to be called a copycat, to
I thought I would depart
from Helen Gurley Brown's
format ana oiler m.y serv
ice undent the tills "Night
Baseball and the Single
Boy."
It seems to me that night
baseball has becom- an even
bieaer nroblem than sex. At
least, the attendance is larger.
Every wholesome, clean-cut.
red blooded, 100 per cent
American unmarried male
finds himself with divided in
stincts. He is a victim of what
Freight Cars Jump
Rails at La Grande
La Grande - tUPD - Seven
cars of a 90-car Union Pa
cific freight train went off
the tracks one-half mile east
of here Thursday, closing the
main east-west line between
Portland and Chicago for sev
en hours.
The track was cleared about
9 D.m.
A Union Pacific spokesman
said cause of the derailment
might have been a faulty me
chanical switch. The cars
which went off were near
the middle of the train.
There were no injuries.
One passenger train bound
for Chicago ana an easiDouna
freight train were neia up
here until the line was clear
ed. Traffic was not rerouted.
Heart of Cordova
Said Pile of Ashes
Cordova, Alaska - (UPD - A
oile of steaming ashes was
all that remained of the heart
of this little fishing commu
nity today. Nearly 80 per
cent of the main business dis
trict was destroyed Thursday
in the worst fire in Cordova s
history.
No lives were lust Dut sou
persons living in apartments
in the downtown area were
left homeless.
Gov. William A. Egan was
In contact with federal om-
cials to have the community
of 1,200 declared a disaster
area.
Civil Defense Director uon
Lowell placed the first offi
cial estimate of damages at
$1 million but unofficial esti
mates were put at $2 million.
CIVIL DEFENSE PRIORITY
Washington - (UPD - Defense
Secretary Robert S. McNa-
mara believes there is a pos
sibility that In a nuclear at
tack civil defense may taKC
priority over military opera
tions. Damage in the United
States may be so extensive,
McNamara said in a directive
Thursday, that domestic re
covery might be given prece
dence over requirements for
military forces overseas.
. si?
OREGON
Men in Pursuit of Girls
the psychiatrists refer to as
the "Romeo Casey Stengel
complex."
One half of him would like
to ask his girl friend for a
date to the movies, or a dance
or a grouse hunt. The other
half of him would rather go to
the ball game.
Torn between these basic
urges, many single men
have sought to escape re
ality by taking their girl
friends to the ball game.
Or paper, this would ap
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to concentrate on either the
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izing counties to set up pro
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cats was signed into law
Thursday by Gov. Mark Hat
field. . The bill contains a clause
requiring cats to be held and
cared for for 10 days in case
owners are looking for them.
The measure was supported
chiefly by legislators from
Jackson county, who said
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reported.
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$213,000 was approved for
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Sacramento, Calif. IIIPD -The
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