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MEDFOHD MAIL TRIBUNE. MEDFORD. OREGON 10 A MONDAY. APRIL 22. 19(3 TheyTl Do It Every Time By Jimmy Hatlo" DlN6V ombulb went all out to ARRANGE A S6 DAY FDR THE LOCAL BASEBALL IDOL-ALL OUT AND THEN SOME- ThEN TWO CAYS BEFORE THE BIG CELE8RATION COMES SOME STARTLING SPORTS NEWS- SPELL CASH ii I, ii . i r-i , r-i I 1 1 1 i 1, ,1 If -n Kotex Canned Milk Package of Ift W lucerne Q j Tall Cant Q for Try and Stop Me By BENNETT CERF TVTEAR THE end of a tense golf match, one of the con- ' testants, very temperamental, was thrown off his game when his caddie developed a severe attack of hiccoughs. On the seventeenth hole, he sliced his drive clean out of bounds, and growled fiercely at the caddie, "That was on account of you and your hic coughs." "But I didn't hiccough then, sir," pro tested the caddie. "That's just the point," scream ed the player. "I had ALLOWED for it!" Senator Borah of Idaho mailed out more letters to constituents than any of his colleagues and the bulk of tjicni went to his bitterest politi cal enemies. "No point In sending copies of my speeches to ' friends who already agree with me," Borah explained. "My ene mies, however, read every word I say looking for mistakes." "I'm a man of few words," thundered a pompous congressman tn the House one day. "Could be," chuckled a congressman across the aisle, "but you're keeping them mighty busy." C IMS. by Bennett cert. Qutrlbutcil by King Vestures Syndicate Cherries Lacking In Cherry Pies Washington -IUPII- The pic ture on the frozen cherry pic package showed a luscious pie wedge with 34 mouth-watering cherries visible. But Sen. Philip A. Hart (D Mlch.) said today that when he investigated he found the whole eight-inch pic contain ed only 40 cherries. "They were only one cher ry deep and even then the cherries weren't packed light ly slde-by-slde but were swim ming in a thin paste appar ently composed of corn starch." he reported. Hart, sponsor of the "Irulh In packaging" bill now before Congress and whose home state produces 80 per cent of the nation's cherry crop, was indignant. "I am going lo ask I h c Food and Drug Administra tion lo set some standard on how many cherries a pic should contain," he said. Hart said a 10-inch pic from the Senate cafeteria contain ed 1G3 cherries, lie figured that nn this basis, an flight Inch pic baked in the Senate kitchen "would contain about 108 cherries, compared lo the 40 lonely cherries in the fro zen model." The FDA has tin- power tu set standard? of content, Hart said. WOMAN KILLED Klamath Falls - (UPli - Mrs Josephine Parsley of Lewis ton, Idaho, was killed in i two-vehicle collision on U. S. Highway 97 about 15 miles south of here Friday. Hor hus band, Flnas, 89, was critically Injured. He was hospitalized at Klamath Falls. "OIL TO BURN" Mekilheat S 1 H Oraan Stamps MEDFORD FUEL CO. 772.21 11 Hospital Psychiatrist Scheduled To Speak Dr. John Rcnnebohm, Salem psychlatrlct and direc tor of Unit 6 at the Oregon Slate hospital, will be in Mcd ford, Monday, May 6, to speiik at the annual meeting of (lie Jackson County Mental Health association, according to Dewey Wilson, association president. Other unit staff members who will address the meeting are Dr. George Sakurai, psy chiatrist and Miss Nina Car ton, social service worker. Unit ti consists of patients from counties of Jackson, Josephine, Douglas, Coos and Curry. This is the new de centralization plan for care of the mentally ill at the ?lulc hospital, Wilson explained. The May meeting will he open to the public and will I include discussion of the de t centralisation plan, new eon i cept.s in the care of the men tally ill. new discharge poli cies and a question period, Wilson Iftjdi The meeting is scheduled for the Hogue Va'tley hospital at 8 p.m. Rescue Operation Saves Three in Northern Oregon Portland -illPIl- Two rescues occurred east of here during the week end - one after a dog accidentally knocked a youth into a ISO-foot ravine and the other when two teen agers got stranded on a cliff near Multnomah Falls. Edwin Miller. 20, Grcpham, was knocked off his feet by his full grown collie dog into the ravine along the Sandy river late Saturday. A doctor and sheriff's deputies were lowered by ropes and spent the night with him. He was reported in "fair" condition in a hospital with multiple fractures and other injuries. He was brought out of the ravine early Sunday. His brother, Kenneth, 23, said the two were planning to get down to the river and camp until dawn, then go fishing. Dog Lost Footing Kenneth said the dog ap parently lost its footing and slid, knocking Edwin's feet from under him. He said the dog jumped after its master and was killed. James Stewart, 14, and Dclorcs Pugh, 13, both of Portland, were stranded for about two hours Sunday eve ning sonic 600 feet up a bluff a mile cast of Multnomah Falls. Deputies said the boy had dropped a .22 rifle and got stuck when he wcnl to get it. The girl tried to reach him and got within 200 feet svhen it got dark. Both held onto roots and branches until res cures se cured a rope to the top of the cliff and pulled them up. Deputy Sheriff Jack Kraushaar said young Stew art could not have held on much longer. Army Program Is Noted for Seniors The U. S. Army. Recruiting main station at 425 Southwest Taylor St.. Portland, will be open Saturday, April 27. to pre-process high school sen iors in the U. S. Army's "Choice Not Chance" program. This means high school sen iors graduating this June may apply through the U. S. Army recruiting station at the Med ford post office building tor lire-processing on ttiis date. They may select the service school they desire before en listing. Local Army Recruiter Tom Clinc said it is important seniors contact him as early as possible so paper work may be prepared before processing. Announcing ... THE WINNING NUMBER For The Remote Control Lawn Mower 015639 Thanks A Million For Your Terrific Support of Our Anniversary Sale! HUBBARD BROS., Inc. Main and Riverside Phona 773-7777 Here's Hew You Play M for a free Spoil CASH card oech timo you visit Safowey. Run water over the ink spot to rtvoal a loHor. When you have 4 letters spell ing C-A-S-H toko it to your store manager in, receive a crisp igo bill. 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