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10 A THURSDAY. APRIL 4. 19(3 MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE. MEDFORD. OREGON 1 w ' f I 65'-" l5s jfjttf, ' v.( ft Jj I Ul mm kitchen 7 ."'s&rfe ogrysA 0 KPl i ' I 1 r A 'r I p t i e J u v ! - . XV Jr ii 1 12 'sC I FAMILY BOOM .lJr)r W" II il7 BtdEL ij FS-. Ewl 9E S I MMOOM I-0 onuilNtl I " I . TO"! -co- D 1 Potted, Stoned and Crocked English Language May Be Destroyed Through Uncontrolled Word Growth By DICK WEST Washington - (UPD - There is a fear among some lexico graphers that English is be- "Harry. I'm beginning to think you were loaded." "I had a load on, all right." "I take it then that you lay ii that you were blind.' "I was pie-eyed. I was blotto. I was stiff, bombed, soused, ossified, barrelled and coming a run-1 wcre smashed. You were J gassed." GARAGE I9 This Week's Plan for Home Builders EXERTS WILLPOWER The Fat Lady of Long Beach, Mrs Mary Ferguson, 36, has a firm no for the candy machine you Hh mic arrives in oan c taaviaKv laieruHUOOflj airport, iwo weeks ago she started her never-say-die, one-year effort to reach a weight of 128 pounds from a starting weight of 244 pounds, by staying in a Long Beach hotel and living on liquids. Now a guest of a Bay Area reducing salon, she hopes to strip off more of the unwanted weight. (UPI) Local Students On Honor Roll PLAN N0.3958-A 1557 SQUARE FEET By HIAWATHA ESTES This refreshing plan has enough variety and activity arras to satisfy demands of the most exacting family. As illustrated above, plan No. 3058-A offers glorious indoor-outdoor living. The large glass areas to the sliding doors, which open from both two pullman lavatories with, walk which leads to the front an abundant amount of stor age. A broom closet is in the service, a pantry in the kitch en, and there are numerous wall cabinets in both the kitchen and service. A wide shelf extends from the rear entry. The handsome contempo rary exterior would be an asset to any neighborhood. Explorer Satellite Circling Earth Cape Cannvrrul. FIs, - UIH -America's new Explorer 17 satellite, a 410-pound stainless steel ball loaded with inntru nients, was "wnrklnr. fine" as It soared around earth in a near-perfect orbit today, the federal spare agency said. The satellite was hurled Into space aboard a three stage Delta rocket from Capo Canaveral Tuesday night to make what may be the most detailed study ever attempted of the high - altitude atmos phere above earth. The shot was somewhat overshadowed by Russia's newest space venture a 3,300 pound Lunik 4 paylotd (hat was rocketed toward t h e moon earlier Tuesday. LOG ENDS Quick Dtlivary MEDFORD FUEL CO. S ft H Giern Stemes PHONI 772.11 11 the family and living rooms of the garage out over the to the partially roofed patio, I car hoods, and there is a wall give the illuaion. of allowing storage area along one side of the rooms' limits .to pass the garage. through the glass to the patio A dopr ( the rear of the beyond. garage-provides quick access .ine pauo is no napay to to the rear yrd and the jrv the kitchen that it can be Ice. A door at the front of used as a sunny outdoor dln-l the garage open. to a rooed ini area as wen as an out door playroom tor the young sters or as an outdoor enter taining area for informal par ties. Informal Family Boom If you prefer an informal family room but a more for mal living room facing the street, plan No. M58-B is available with the same de sign as above but with (he right wing of the house re versed so that (he living room faces ihc street and the mas ter bedroom suite opens to the patio. Next week, we in tend to feature the same basic design but with four bed rooms. . This plan is outstanding for many reasons but two of the more important are the small amount of hall nrccssary to obtain such excellent traffic circulation from the front en try and the generous amount of storage area. The iwo chil dren's bedrooms have ward robes totaling IS feet. One of them even has a bullt-m stor age closet which will elimi nate the necessity of a che?t of drawers. Luxurious Master Bedroom The luxurious master bed room suite offers a private dressing room with two ward robes and a dressing table. An exceptionally wide linen clos et plus Ihree other closets open to the hall. There are Complete working drawings tor thll plan can he purchased al a tost of S7.S0 for the first set and $3 for each additional net when ordered at the same time. Thia plan win he available al these Drier mill . uv :tl Plpn,. n..,., two or three weeks for delivery. 1 Carl A iiMiowina noma plan nnoks ;..: are also available: Hallmark J""1"" Homes. $1; Award Homes, $1; Town and Country Homes. $1; Homes for l.lvlnn 11; Homes of Distinction. l; Ranch and Mod ern Homes. 2. All hooks, a $7 .value, only $5. Send all orders for either plans or books to: Hiawatha Eetes. Post Office Box 401-T Northrldite, Calif. There were nine students from Medford on the honor roll at the University of Ore gon winter term. They were Susan L. Coff mati, senior in foreign, lan guages, daughter of Mr. and Mm. J. T. Coffman; Thomas Alfred Emmens, sophomore in liberal arts, son of Col. and Mrs. R. G. Emmens; Mary Dell Frohnmaycr, sophomore in foreign languages, daugh ter of Mr. and Mrs. William Frohnmaycr; Linda Fa ye sophomore in physical1 educa tion, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. M. L. Hess; Nancy Chandler Hinman, sophomore in ele mentary education, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. R. S. Hinman; Richard James Lichti, sopho more in education, son of Mrs. Lichti; Micke Kae No ble, junior in foreign lan guages, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. G. F. Noble; Michael Victor Phillips, sophomore in economics, son of Mr. and Mrs. Kenneth V. Phillips, and Jerelyn Glenna Smith, junior in art education, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Lloyd Smith. Two of the students. Miss Faye and Lichti, scored a 4.0 CPA. There were 409 students, the largest number in univer sity history, on the honor roll winter term. Of this number 49 achieved a perfect grade point average of 4.0, nr all A's. To be eligible for the honor roll, a student must earn at lease a H 50 grade point aver age on 12 or more term hours. growth. Their a p prehension stems from the prospect west that slang, idioms, dialects, colloquial isms and other corruptives will dilute and contort the meaning of words to the point that they lose their power of communications. I am not enough of a scholar to know whether such a threat actually exists. All I know is that two fel lows met on the street the other day and the following conversation ensued: "You don't look so good, Harry." "I don't feel so good, Sam." "Im afraid thai I played ! the fool last night." You overindulged, did Had a drop too much?" "Yes, I was intemperate. I hit the sauce too hard." "You were bending your elbow and you got a little too well oiled. Is that it, Harry?" "I sal down to wet my whistle and the next thing I knew I was feeling no pain." "In other words, you tied one on. You started out to lift a few and you ended up three sheets to the wind." "Right. Sam. I was really sailing. I was flying." "What you mean is, you were high. Or were you light?" "Both, Sam. I was high as a kite and tight as a tick " "In that case, you must have been more than tipsy. You must have been stewed." "Stewed to the gills, Sam. Also pickled, fried and boiled." away tan- , sinned and crocked guage and "Let's face it, Sam. I was may, cancer- snockered. I was bashed, like, destroy ; spilfed and looped, itself through! "Pulling ii another way. uncontrolled, vou w . , . sowed. You were biffed, tanked, boozed up and soaked." "I had a snootful and a jag on." "What you're trying lo "Were you out like a light?" "No, but I was lit. Lit up like a church." The two friends parted at this point and Sam walked on down the street, muttering and shaking his head. "I wonder what was the matter with Harry," he kept saying to himself. DO GLASSES ON CREDIT! ;. Green Stamps COLUMBIAN OPTICAL CO. MEDFORD SHOPPING CENTER The next time you take your kodacolor or black and white film in for processing ask the clerk to be sure it's done by CRATER LAKE COLOR where fast service and quality control work is your guarantee of perfect pictures. 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