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Potted, Stoned and Crocked
English Language May Be Destroyed
Through Uncontrolled Word Growth
By DICK WEST
Washington - (UPD - There
is a fear among some lexico
graphers that English is be-
"Harry. I'm beginning to
think you were loaded."
"I had a load on, all right."
"I take it then that you
lay ii that you were blind.'
"I was pie-eyed. I was
blotto. I was stiff, bombed,
soused, ossified, barrelled and
coming a run-1 wcre smashed. You were J gassed."
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This Week's Plan for Home Builders
EXERTS WILLPOWER The Fat Lady of Long Beach, Mrs
Mary Ferguson, 36, has a firm no for the candy machine you
Hh mic arrives in oan c taaviaKv laieruHUOOflj airport, iwo
weeks ago she started her never-say-die, one-year effort to
reach a weight of 128 pounds from a starting weight of 244
pounds, by staying in a Long Beach hotel and living on
liquids. Now a guest of a Bay Area reducing salon, she hopes
to strip off more of the unwanted weight. (UPI)
Local Students On Honor Roll
PLAN N0.3958-A
1557 SQUARE FEET
By HIAWATHA ESTES
This refreshing plan has
enough variety and activity
arras to satisfy demands of
the most exacting family.
As illustrated above, plan
No. 3058-A offers glorious indoor-outdoor
living. The large
glass areas to the sliding
doors, which open from both
two pullman lavatories with, walk which leads to the front
an abundant amount of stor
age.
A broom closet is in the
service, a pantry in the kitch
en, and there are numerous
wall cabinets in both the
kitchen and service. A wide
shelf extends from the rear
entry.
The handsome contempo
rary exterior would be an
asset to any neighborhood.
Explorer Satellite
Circling Earth
Cape Cannvrrul. FIs, - UIH -America's
new Explorer 17
satellite, a 410-pound stainless
steel ball loaded with inntru
nients, was "wnrklnr. fine" as
It soared around earth in a
near-perfect orbit today, the
federal spare agency said.
The satellite was hurled
Into space aboard a three
stage Delta rocket from Capo
Canaveral Tuesday night to
make what may be the most
detailed study ever attempted
of the high - altitude atmos
phere above earth.
The shot was somewhat
overshadowed by Russia's
newest space venture a 3,300
pound Lunik 4 paylotd (hat
was rocketed toward t h e
moon earlier Tuesday.
LOG ENDS
Quick Dtlivary
MEDFORD FUEL CO.
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the family and living rooms of the garage out over the
to the partially roofed patio, I car hoods, and there is a wall
give the illuaion. of allowing storage area along one side of
the rooms' limits .to pass the garage.
through the glass to the patio A dopr ( the rear of the
beyond. garage-provides quick access
.ine pauo is no napay to to the rear yrd and the jrv
the kitchen that it can be Ice. A door at the front of
used as a sunny outdoor dln-l the garage open. to a rooed
ini area as wen as an out
door playroom tor the young
sters or as an outdoor enter
taining area for informal par
ties. Informal Family Boom
If you prefer an informal
family room but a more for
mal living room facing the
street, plan No. M58-B is
available with the same de
sign as above but with (he
right wing of the house re
versed so that (he living room
faces ihc street and the mas
ter bedroom suite opens to
the patio. Next week, we in
tend to feature the same basic
design but with four bed
rooms. .
This plan is outstanding for
many reasons but two of the
more important are the small
amount of hall nrccssary to
obtain such excellent traffic
circulation from the front en
try and the generous amount
of storage area. The iwo chil
dren's bedrooms have ward
robes totaling IS feet. One of
them even has a bullt-m stor
age closet which will elimi
nate the necessity of a che?t
of drawers.
Luxurious Master Bedroom
The luxurious master bed
room suite offers a private
dressing room with two ward
robes and a dressing table. An
exceptionally wide linen clos
et plus Ihree other closets
open to the hall. There are
Complete working drawings tor
thll plan can he purchased al a
tost of S7.S0 for the first set and
$3 for each additional net when
ordered at the same time. Thia
plan win he available al these
Drier mill . uv :tl Plpn,. n..,.,
two or three weeks for delivery. 1 Carl A
iiMiowina noma plan nnoks ;..:
are also available: Hallmark J""1""
Homes. $1; Award Homes, $1;
Town and Country Homes. $1;
Homes for l.lvlnn 11; Homes of
Distinction. l; Ranch and Mod
ern Homes. 2. All hooks, a $7
.value, only $5. Send all orders for
either plans or books to: Hiawatha
Eetes. Post Office Box 401-T
Northrldite, Calif.
There were nine students
from Medford on the honor
roll at the University of Ore
gon winter term.
They were Susan L. Coff
mati, senior in foreign, lan
guages, daughter of Mr. and
Mm. J. T. Coffman; Thomas
Alfred Emmens, sophomore in
liberal arts, son of Col. and
Mrs. R. G. Emmens; Mary
Dell Frohnmaycr, sophomore
in foreign languages, daugh
ter of Mr. and Mrs. William
Frohnmaycr; Linda Fa ye
sophomore in physical1 educa
tion, daughter of Mr. and Mrs.
M. L. Hess; Nancy Chandler
Hinman, sophomore in ele
mentary education, daughter
of Mr. and Mrs. R. S. Hinman;
Richard James Lichti, sopho
more in education, son of Mrs.
Lichti; Micke Kae No
ble, junior in foreign lan
guages, daughter of Mr. and
Mrs. G. F. Noble; Michael
Victor Phillips, sophomore in
economics, son of Mr. and
Mrs. Kenneth V. Phillips, and
Jerelyn Glenna Smith, junior
in art education, daughter of
Mr. and Mrs. Lloyd Smith.
Two of the students. Miss
Faye and Lichti, scored a 4.0
CPA.
There were 409 students,
the largest number in univer
sity history, on the honor roll
winter term. Of this number
49 achieved a perfect grade
point average of 4.0, nr all
A's.
To be eligible for the honor
roll, a student must earn at
lease a H 50 grade point aver
age on 12 or more term hours.
growth. Their
a p prehension
stems from
the prospect
west that slang,
idioms, dialects, colloquial
isms and other corruptives
will dilute and contort the
meaning of words to the point
that they lose their power of
communications.
I am not enough of a
scholar to know whether
such a threat actually exists.
All I know is that two fel
lows met on the street the
other day and the following
conversation ensued:
"You don't look so good,
Harry."
"I don't feel so good, Sam."
"Im afraid thai I played
! the fool last night."
You overindulged, did
Had a drop too much?"
"Yes, I was intemperate. I
hit the sauce too hard."
"You were bending your
elbow and you got a little too
well oiled. Is that it, Harry?"
"I sal down to wet my
whistle and the next thing
I knew I was feeling no
pain."
"In other words, you
tied one on. You started
out to lift a few and you
ended up three sheets to
the wind."
"Right. Sam. I was really
sailing. I was flying."
"What you mean is, you
were high. Or were you
light?"
"Both, Sam. I was high as
a kite and tight as a tick "
"In that case, you must
have been more than tipsy.
You must have been stewed."
"Stewed to the gills, Sam.
Also pickled, fried and boiled."
away tan- , sinned and crocked
guage and "Let's face it, Sam. I was
may, cancer- snockered. I was bashed,
like, destroy ; spilfed and looped,
itself through! "Pulling ii another way.
uncontrolled, vou w . , . sowed. You
were biffed, tanked, boozed
up and soaked."
"I had a snootful and a
jag on."
"What you're trying lo
"Were you out like a
light?"
"No, but I was lit. Lit up
like a church."
The two friends parted at
this point and Sam walked
on down the street, muttering
and shaking his head.
"I wonder what was the
matter with Harry," he kept
saying to himself.
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