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About Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 27, 1963)
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Ami folk who 2; ml ml ilriiik unwisely sometime sutler 3t rnilil l.lnil.lrr lriilation...with that ml- j lens. unconifortRhle feellliK. It you lire mieinllc nl worn out be cmine of lhcitiiiromfort. lomT I'ilUof. j leu hi-l liv their nain-rclieviiiit nrtiun. hy their i.lliinii rlleet In eee hlmhlrr Irri- Sj tntii.n, nml hy their milil iliuretic nrlion IS llirmik-h Ihe kiitneyn -teii.linit to Incremte the i.iitimt i.f the I.ri mil.-, of kiilney tuhe. :S So ir tuiKiiiiiK liickm'he muken you feel ; ill MKIteil-oul, iniHerHhie. Wi.h re. lien.. leelile niKhu, iton't wail, try Ihmn'w j I'iIU. ki'I the .Kmc hiippy relier million :s time fiijoyei! for over till yenra. For con- IS v. iiieueo. nk for the Inibc iiiie. llct Poen'ii Pills tiliiy! Just Look, Don't Touch We've jtiHl redone Ihe living room. Come see the antique chairs; They're all in linen, Irish loom, And while to match the stairs. Behold the satin davenport, Behold Ihe velvet rug. Behold the lamps Trom Agincourt. (Forgive us if we're smug.) What have we done with the brown chairs? And our Early Primitive? Oh, we've moved that old stuff downstairs To the basement where we live. Betty Billipp An out-of-work actor was in his room at a second-rate hotel when a movie executive phoned, saying: "I can use you in a picture. The salary is $1,000 a week." "Come on now!" shouted the actor. "I won't take less than $2,000." "Well," the executive said calmly, "I'm phoning from the lobby. Why not come down and we'll talk it over?" "What?" the actor exclaimed. "And get locked out of my room?" Anna Herbert He had been married only a few months and was not yet an expert on women's ways. After supper, his young wife coyly said: "I saw the most beautiful dress in a shopwindow to day. And it was only $40!" "Wow!" the husband said. "We can't afford that much for a dress!" "I know," the wife replied plaintive ly. "I told myself that when I saw the price." "Well," the husband sighed in re lief, "I certainly give you credit, honey." "That's -the nice part," she said. "So did the manager, so I took it." Jim Henry There's an advantage in having a job as a housewife: you're not afraid to talk back to the boss. Dear Miss Librarian Row upon row upon row of books, All excellent, I've no doubt; Thousands of volumes all sizes and shapes, But I want only one and it's out. Suzanne Douglass Snow Fun By Al Kaufman He prided himself on being dressea always in the latest fashion, so it mat natural that he go right out and buy one of those fur hats that are populat these days. On the train home he sat next to a sweet old matron from the suburbs, During the ride he got up to visit the smoking car and left his hat on his seat. When he returned, he found the old lady beaming. "My," she said, nodding toward the fur hat, "it certainly is well trained hasn't moved since you left." Frances Benson A lady entered a yarn shop anc asked the clerk for instructions or knitting a sweater for her dog. "Well I would have to know how large thi dog is before making any suggestions,' the clerk replied. "Oh, he's about so long," the ladj said, holding her hands apart to in dicate size. "Maybe a little longer." "That's not much to go on. Couldn'i you bring the dog in so we could bt sure?" "Oh, I couldn't do that," the womar said adamantly. "I want to surprisi him." John Shotwel M Family Weekly. January 27. 1963
