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Just Look, Don't Touch
We've jtiHl redone Ihe living room.
Come see the antique chairs;
They're all in linen, Irish loom,
And while to match the stairs.
Behold the satin davenport,
Behold Ihe velvet rug.
Behold the lamps Trom Agincourt.
(Forgive us if we're smug.)
What have we done with the brown
chairs?
And our Early Primitive?
Oh, we've moved that old stuff
downstairs
To the basement where we live.
Betty Billipp
An out-of-work actor was in his
room at a second-rate hotel when a
movie executive phoned, saying: "I
can use you in a picture. The salary
is $1,000 a week."
"Come on now!" shouted the actor.
"I won't take less than $2,000."
"Well," the executive said calmly,
"I'm phoning from the lobby. Why not
come down and we'll talk it over?"
"What?" the actor exclaimed. "And
get locked out of my room?"
Anna Herbert
He had been married only a few
months and was not yet an expert on
women's ways. After supper, his young
wife coyly said: "I saw the most
beautiful dress in a shopwindow to
day. And it was only $40!"
"Wow!" the husband said. "We
can't afford that much for a dress!"
"I know," the wife replied plaintive
ly. "I told myself that when I saw the
price."
"Well," the husband sighed in re
lief, "I certainly give you credit,
honey."
"That's -the nice part," she said. "So
did the manager, so I took it."
Jim Henry
There's an advantage in having a
job as a housewife: you're not afraid
to talk back to the boss.
Dear Miss Librarian
Row upon row upon row of books,
All excellent, I've no doubt;
Thousands of volumes all sizes
and shapes,
But I want only one and it's out.
Suzanne Douglass
Snow Fun By Al Kaufman
He prided himself on being dressea
always in the latest fashion, so it mat
natural that he go right out and buy
one of those fur hats that are populat
these days.
On the train home he sat next to a
sweet old matron from the suburbs,
During the ride he got up to visit the
smoking car and left his hat on his
seat. When he returned, he found the
old lady beaming.
"My," she said, nodding toward the
fur hat, "it certainly is well trained
hasn't moved since you left."
Frances Benson
A lady entered a yarn shop anc
asked the clerk for instructions or
knitting a sweater for her dog. "Well
I would have to know how large thi
dog is before making any suggestions,'
the clerk replied.
"Oh, he's about so long," the ladj
said, holding her hands apart to in
dicate size. "Maybe a little longer."
"That's not much to go on. Couldn'i
you bring the dog in so we could bt
sure?"
"Oh, I couldn't do that," the womar
said adamantly. "I want to surprisi
him." John Shotwel
M Family Weekly. January 27. 1963