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MEDFOHD MAIL TH1BUNE. MEDFOHD. OREGON MONDAY. OCTOBER 29. 196J Dennis the Menace 'In 'I'D TRADE EVERYTHING IN THERE FOR. AWNYAN'TYOBAIES O'HAY. Plane Crash Kills Italian Oil Co. Head Milan. Italy - OTH - Enrico Mattel, head of the Italian Stale Oil monopoly, and Wil liam Mi-Hale. Rome bureau chief of Time and Life maga zines, were killed Saturday night in the crash of Mattel's private plane, police announc ed. At least one other person died when the plane crashed and burned near here. Mattei. 56. was one of the most pow erful men in Italy. He was on a flight from Sicily to Milan. To Study Smoking Washington -HIPli- Surgeon General Luther L. Terry Sat urday named 10 medical ex perts to an advisory commit tee he has established to in vestigate the entire relation ship between smoking and health. Terry will head the feder ally financed study. The panel will make a full investigation of all previous data on the smoking vs. health problem, including studies of whether or not tobacco causes lung cancer. Its first meeting will be held here Nov. 9-10. A Worthy Cause World Geared To Married Couples Leaves Bachelors in Sad Plight By DICK WEST ' The world is set up for Washington iDPH . I have j the convenince of married been married so long I some- people. There is an organized times forget how the other i conspiracy in America to half lives. I make bachelor life untcna- 1 1 n A reminder came my way the other day in the person of a young man - about town whose p a s s i o n for nonym lty ble.' West refer to him here as Sam Freeloader. T didn't think that Free loader had a care in the world, but when he slopped by my desk it was plain to see that something was trou bling him. "You are justly revered for your willingness to take up the cudgels on behalf of worthy causes," he said. "Why don't you write something about the plight of bache lors?" "I wasn't aware that bache lors were in need of aid and comfort," I replied. 'H seems to me they have the situation well in hand." "Not so," said Freeloader. "Everyone knows about the problems that left-handed people have. The world is set up for the convenience of right-handed people. It's much the same way with bachelors. "That is a serious charge." I said. "Do you have any evi dence to support it?" "Take such an ordinary necessity of life as bread," Freeloader said. "Bread only is sold in large loaves. If a hnchnlnr rinren'l irnt an iniH. prompts me to j UUon lQ djnner and ,s forced i to fix something to eat in his j apartment, he's got to buy a Yes," he said, bitterly. "Just once I would like to find something that isn't cheaper by the dozen. There ought to be some tilings that are cheaper, if you only buy one." "You might as well face it," I told him. "The only thing cheaper in the singular form is a wife." A 3 SPtiiW i 'C?cntpfncy ' ' apple CTHKflpr. ?mmmMtoa$ iZ--t-: CIDER P" ' !fJ Gallon At Halloween, when scary little figures come to J R Q your door, be ready ! Ward oft dire consequences JI wjij with Safeway "s variety of goodies that bewitch f tyf even the fiercest! My, but it's fun! I Pumpkin Fib 31 Miracle Whip r4c LyN D)nntntt&ii!ln libbys T) 3? (QIC DETOUR! whole loaf of bread "It may be two weeks be fore he dines at home again. By that time the bread will be moldy and he has to buy another loaf. "Pie is the same way. Did you ever try to buy a single slice of pie?" "That is indeed a severe hardship." I said. "Are there other handicaps?" "Almost all appliances are anti-bachelor," Frecdoader as serted. "Look at the refriger ator. It has a lot of space for food, which we don't need, and a small compartment for ice cubes. "Why can't they make a refrigerator that is 90 per cent ice cubes and 10 per cent food? Why can't they make a bachelor-sized loaf of bread?" 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