MEDFOHD MAIL TH1BUNE. MEDFOHD. OREGON
MONDAY. OCTOBER 29. 196J
Dennis the Menace
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'I'D TRADE EVERYTHING IN THERE FOR.
AWNYAN'TYOBAIES O'HAY.
Plane Crash Kills
Italian Oil Co. Head
Milan. Italy - OTH - Enrico
Mattel, head of the Italian
Stale Oil monopoly, and Wil
liam Mi-Hale. Rome bureau
chief of Time and Life maga
zines, were killed Saturday
night in the crash of Mattel's
private plane, police announc
ed. At least one other person
died when the plane crashed
and burned near here. Mattei.
56. was one of the most pow
erful men in Italy. He was on
a flight from Sicily to Milan.
To Study Smoking
Washington -HIPli- Surgeon
General Luther L. Terry Sat
urday named 10 medical ex
perts to an advisory commit
tee he has established to in
vestigate the entire relation
ship between smoking and
health.
Terry will head the feder
ally financed study. The panel
will make a full investigation
of all previous data on the
smoking vs. health problem,
including studies of whether
or not tobacco causes lung
cancer. Its first meeting will
be held here Nov. 9-10.
A Worthy Cause
World Geared To Married Couples
Leaves Bachelors in Sad Plight
By DICK WEST ' The world is set up for
Washington iDPH . I have j the convenince of married
been married so long I some- people. There is an organized
times forget how the other i conspiracy in America to
half lives. I make bachelor life untcna-
1 1 n
A reminder
came my way
the other day
in the person
of a young
man - about
town whose
p a s s i o n for
nonym lty
ble.'
West
refer to him
here as Sam
Freeloader.
T didn't think that Free
loader had a care in the
world, but when he slopped
by my desk it was plain to
see that something was trou
bling him.
"You are justly revered for
your willingness to take up
the cudgels on behalf of
worthy causes," he said. "Why
don't you write something
about the plight of bache
lors?" "I wasn't aware that bache
lors were in need of aid and
comfort," I replied. 'H seems
to me they have the situation
well in hand."
"Not so," said Freeloader.
"Everyone knows about the
problems that left-handed
people have. The world is
set up for the convenience
of right-handed people. It's
much the same way with
bachelors.
"That is a serious charge."
I said. "Do you have any evi
dence to support it?"
"Take such an ordinary
necessity of life as bread,"
Freeloader said. "Bread only
is sold in large loaves. If a
hnchnlnr rinren'l irnt an iniH.
prompts me to j UUon lQ djnner and ,s forced
i to fix something to eat in his
j apartment, he's got to buy a
Yes," he said, bitterly.
"Just once I would like to
find something that isn't
cheaper by the dozen. There
ought to be some tilings that
are cheaper, if you only buy
one."
"You might as well face it,"
I told him. "The only thing
cheaper in the singular form
is a wife."
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whole loaf of bread
"It may be two weeks be
fore he dines at home again.
By that time the bread will
be moldy and he has to buy
another loaf.
"Pie is the same way. Did
you ever try to buy a single
slice of pie?"
"That is indeed a severe
hardship." I said. "Are
there other handicaps?"
"Almost all appliances are
anti-bachelor," Frecdoader as
serted. "Look at the refriger
ator. It has a lot of space for
food, which we don't need,
and a small compartment for
ice cubes.
"Why can't they make a
refrigerator that is 90 per cent
ice cubes and 10 per cent
food? Why can't they make a
bachelor-sized loaf of bread?"
"I can see your point," I
said. "Anything else?"
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ALA I
Gordon S. Johnson
Phone 773-6359
319 Earhart Street-Medford
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MORE GOBLIN GOODIES!
soda pop rSonr.rDcp..
CHEWING GUM 7tr..9, 6 ,or25c
KRAFT CARAMELS
NESTLES1 QUICK
50 POPS
CANDY STICKS
JELLY BEANS
JELLY PUMPKIN
PEANUT BUTTER
PEANUT BUTTER
Sticks too, for
Caramel apples. 14 at.
Save 4c
1-Lb. Package
Roxbury. Assorted
fruit flavors. Pkg
Roxbury. Package
of 100 Candies
Roxbury, Orange
and Black. 1-lb
Roxbury candy.
Haloween treat. 1 -lb
Nu Made, Creamy
or Chunk. 1 8 ox.
Nu Made, Creamy
Old Fashioned. 18
39c
39c
43c
79c
33c
29c
59c
59c
KOOL
AID
Kiddies fjvorile party
drink. A s I o r t a d fruil
flavors.
6 Pkg' 29
Fruit Cocktail
Coconut Bars
Salad Dressing
Libby's Corn
Town House
303 Can
5
Buiy
Baker lb.
Overt Fresh Pkg.
Nu Mad
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Cream o
Kernel
303 can
5
for
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Mid-Western
Porkers.
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Beef Liver tTL
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Pka. of 4. 12 oz. ea.
49c Corned Pork XXZSl 49c
TOILET TISSUE SfEt 29c
CONFIDENTS WZN" 1.45
CONFIDENTS ITl"'!. 37c
SCOT NAPKINS V7'J m1". 2 31c
FACIAL TISUES 4M 29c
HYDROX COOKIES
RITZ CRACKERS
Sumhina
11a oi. pkg..
N.B.C.
16 at. Pkg..
39c
39c
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LUX TOILET SOAP ,"7.'":" ,l'mu' 3 f 37c
VIM DETERGENT TABLE . 69c
WISK DETERGENT J' 45c
SWAN LIQUID sT. Wrn'JZT
LUX LIQUID ::z:e'Z. 39c
HANDY ANDY .JXt?.. 75c
Prke eftective Monday ihrough Wednesday, October 31, ai Saleway
in Medford. We reserve the right to limit.
Fresh Roasted In Shell
Red
Delicious
AfJUTS
ADDles
No trick,
just treat
with peanuts.
Bobbin' good
at party time.
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2-25
APPLES
Caramel QQf
covered O for 4 7
PUMPKINS
A Size for
every goblin
RAISINS
Town House OK
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1 'i or. pkg.
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