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About Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 28, 1962)
" jn mrepaireo s Yf OCTOBER SALEIV Quips and Quotes faCo, I if -mBSSG'-ifrrvi I .'the i Paralyzing cold recent snow storm, ed conditions at O'Ha have cost the air carri passengers at of waiting ramps d This and had whii paf twi plancTVXd terminal . . . and get fast relief from VIIITER-SKIII IRRITATIONS ) DRY, CHAPPED SKIN? Dermassage helps heal wealher-irritated, S clothing-chafed skin. Gently soothes and comforts tender, dried skin. S ROUGH, RED, CRACKED HANDS, ELBOWS, KNEES? Dermassage treats these "problem-skin" areas with professional-type medication that 3 relieves pain, fights infection in open skin cracks. Non-greasy, can't stain. 3 Ufd In ovr 4,000 Hompltml Y on Regular $1. 79 Economy Size ' J. -108I1H3SS3IIE f $1.39 WITH PRil DISPINSIR X I I SAVE 17$ ) wwsaf1 TrZZR I on Regular 98 Size J 0:r; ONLY B1 I Plica reductions eiput October 31. 1962. r 4M9c '' Wm V 3 ubtcUo dealt stock onhino 1 ar j'Cii5r MEDICATED SCO dermassage I , SKIN LOTION taf I EM Ntwt Suptf-moisturlung DERMASSAGE SKIN CREAM. Just apply... It liquefies before your eyes to fortify your skin with medicated moisture! RETARDED CHILDREN CAN BE HELPED Amazing Discovery Tightens Plates Like "Living I issue" Not paste! Not a powder 1 Not a cream or wax pad! But a new, soft plastic that holds plates firm and tight ! Just released Amaiinir soft plastic Snug brand Denture 1'ushions! Crip loose tilt in plates tight and firm yet feel and hold like "Living Tissue." Kases sore gums due to loose rutin plates. You eat. talk, laugh without embarrassment . Snug stay cushion-soft-can't harden and ruin plate. Tasteless, odorless, clean ed in a jiffy -easily re moved when replacement is needed. No more daily bother with "stickums." (let Snug R brand IVnture Cushions today! 2 liners for upper or lower plates $1.50. Money back if not satisfied. At all druggists. Hospital Hospitality They've flung the "No Visitors" sign away. You're convalescent, and so today Your friends and kin will be in to spread Bright rays of cheer round your hospital bed. And they come in coveys, their greetings hearty. The room soon sounds like a cocktail party. There's Tim telling jokes to Beth and Sue. You can't hear the stories, for Jack and Lew Are drowning ihem out with yak about golf. So somebody carries your ash tray off, And your water tumbler soon follows after, Which nobody notes, with the talk and laughter. For cheer is spread like a taxpayer's gold, Though a medicine dropper wouldn't hold What's aimed at the bed and the wallflower in it, Who's feeling seedier by the minutet Georgie Starbuck Galbraith A young lady was taking a driving lesson and was doing very well until she came to a traffic light and stopped abruptly. "Why did you do that?" the instructor asked. "You have the green light." "But what about him?" the girl said, nodding toward a U. S. mail truck approaching on the intersecting street. "He'll stop at the red light, of course," the in structor said impatiently. The girl sighed in relief and started forward. "I wasn't sure," she explained. "If neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night can stop him, what's a lit tle old red light?" "Wait out here you're only in the way when I buy you a suit.' The neighbors sadly attended funeral services for the man down the block who had stepped off a curb and been fatally in jured by a passing car. "It's his wife I feel sorry for," s!d one mourner. "Still quite young and with three children." "Well," said the neighborhood philoso pher, "what could she expect? She knew he was a pedestrian when she married him." Frances Benson The Joker's on Us Playing cards? We've perks of Ihem, At least a dozen decks of them Red and green and blue and peach Exactly SI of each, Betty BUlipp Family Weekly, October IS, ISM The college youth had received his first assignment in his literature course and paid a rare visit to the library. "I want a Shakespeare book," he said. "Well, which one?" the librarian asked. "William !" the youth shot back. Barbara-Jean Yonck The wife of a television announcer put her son to bed and told him: "Now, don't forget to say your prayers." "Oh, Lord," the little boy mumbled, "please bless Mommy and Daddy, and give us this day our slow-baked, oven-fresh, vitamin-enriched bread." Jan Stoval
