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Hospital Hospitality
They've flung the "No Visitors" sign away.
You're convalescent, and so today
Your friends and kin will be in to spread
Bright rays of cheer round your hospital bed.
And they come in coveys, their greetings hearty.
The room soon sounds like a cocktail party.
There's Tim telling jokes to Beth and Sue.
You can't hear the stories, for Jack and Lew
Are drowning ihem out with yak about golf.
So somebody carries your ash tray off,
And your water tumbler soon follows after,
Which nobody notes, with the talk and laughter.
For cheer is spread like a taxpayer's gold,
Though a medicine dropper wouldn't hold
What's aimed at the bed and the wallflower in it,
Who's feeling seedier by the minutet
Georgie Starbuck Galbraith
A young lady was taking a
driving lesson and was doing
very well until she came to a
traffic light and stopped abruptly.
"Why did you do that?" the
instructor asked. "You have the
green light."
"But what about him?" the
girl said, nodding toward a U. S.
mail truck approaching on the
intersecting street. "He'll stop at
the red light, of course," the in
structor said impatiently.
The girl sighed in relief and
started forward. "I wasn't sure,"
she explained. "If neither snow,
nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of
night can stop him, what's a lit
tle old red light?"
"Wait out here you're only in the way when I buy you a suit.'
The neighbors sadly attended funeral
services for the man down the block who
had stepped off a curb and been fatally in
jured by a passing car.
"It's his wife I feel sorry for," s!d one
mourner. "Still quite young and with three
children."
"Well," said the neighborhood philoso
pher, "what could she expect? She knew
he was a pedestrian when she married
him." Frances Benson
The Joker's on Us
Playing cards? We've perks of Ihem,
At least a dozen decks of them
Red and green and blue and peach
Exactly SI of each, Betty BUlipp
Family Weekly, October IS, ISM
The college youth had received his first
assignment in his literature course and
paid a rare visit to the library.
"I want a Shakespeare book," he said.
"Well, which one?" the librarian asked.
"William !" the youth shot back.
Barbara-Jean Yonck
The wife of a television announcer put
her son to bed and told him: "Now, don't
forget to say your prayers."
"Oh, Lord," the little boy mumbled,
"please bless Mommy and Daddy, and give
us this day our slow-baked, oven-fresh,
vitamin-enriched bread." Jan Stoval