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About Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989 | View Entire Issue (June 17, 1962)
Quips and Quotes Pet Peeve Our neighbors call their children in Whenever I stroll by; They aren't allowed to speak to me, But aren't told quite why. It's not that I have chicken pox ' Or that I'll steal their mittens; The parents know (and fear) this fact Our cat has had more kittens. Dick EmmoiM Dad awoke to find his persistent four-year-old standing next to his bed. "I wanna shine your shoes for Father's Day," the boy said. Dad thanked him but declined the offer.The determined youngster could not be dissuaded, however. "Oh, go ahead and let him shine them," the mother said. "He only wants to do something for you." Outvoted, the father saw his shoes disappear and then, 15 minutes later, reappear a glistening black. "See what a beautiful job he did," the mother said proudly. "You never saw a shine like that before 1" "Nope," the father replied, "and especially on my brown shoes!" John Shotwell Complete Coverage When we bought a new car, we chose Super de Luxe, Though the price was considerably higher. And why? The upholstery, smart as a tux, Showed the skill of the weaver and dyer. Then we put on seat covers before it was eve, Quite cheap ones with hideous tints (Our cash being sadly depleted), and we've Not seen our upholstery since. Richard Armour jh 6 7 9 THE MORE THE MILES THE MORE YOUR CAR NEEDS ATLAS TIRES COST E MAN WH KN0WS TIRES BEST is yur neighborhood Atlas Dealer. Cfj Qjfj Day-to-day observation has shown him this: as a car builds up miles, it gets tougher and tougher on tires. With shock absorbers, steering and brakes no longer new, your car needs tires that will stand up under rough use yet give you the mileage you want. Atlas Tires are built to do just that. Extensive tests in the laboratory and on the road prove it. Today, more than 50,000 Service Station Dealers, men who know tires best, proudly recommend Atlas Tires for the performance your car demands. NOW 2 QUICK-ACTION GUARANTEES: You choose the one that benefits you most Adjustments are prorated either on LIFE-OF-TREAD based on original tread depth remaining or number of MONTHS-IN-USE since purchase date, and on current retail price at time and place of adjustment. Either guarantee protects against dam"- 'ncurred under normal driving conditions. Honored on the spot at more than 50,000 service stations in all 50 states and Canada. WHEN THE CHOICE IS Y01RS...CH00SE 9H i i I t't&M II II ' 4 Trad-nMrtia,AUaa"Rff. U.S. rat. Off.O 1901, AtUs Supply Co., Nrwu I, NJ. SHmiMHiimmiMHimmiHHiiHHimmiHimmmiiHHiimiHmiiiim HiHiinimiimmHiiiHumuiiimiiiiiimmiHimuiiiiiHHiiS All his Ijfe, he had been fighting his way up the ladder of success, a crude but aggressive businessman. At last he had enough money to take it easy and live the life of a gentleman. His wife was particularly anxious to climb into the stratum of high society, and she gave intimate dinners for the best people in town. One evening a local dowager arrived for dinner and was ushered into the stylish living room. The husband started to rise to greet the guest. "Oh, don't get up," the society wom an protested. The wife interrupted immediately. "Let him alone," she exclaimed. "He's just learning!" Dan Bennett At long last, the June wedding was over, and the bride's mother and fa ther dragged themselves home, ex hausted by months of preparation. The husband headed right for bed, but his wife turned on a reading lamp and settled down with a book. "Don't tell me you're going to read now," the husband said. His wife nodded. "This is the first chance I've had to read this book and find out what the bride's mother is supposed to do at the wedding." R. N. Bauman Too many girls think a woman's work is done when she sweeps down an aisle. - Frances Benson Here Comes the Hero By Jack Tippit i Family Weekly, Junt 17, 1962 family Weekly, June 17, 1962
