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Quips and Quotes Best-Laid Plans Plan a picnic at the lake; Fry a chicken, bake a cake. Plan a weekend motor trip; Have the ear checked, pack a grip. Plan a vitit out of elate; Make arrangement, choote a date. Then, whatever day you pick, That' i the day the kids get tick! ' Suaanne Douglat Two wild-eyed beatniks were talking about what they would like to be if they had a choice. "If I had my way," said one, 'Td like to play third base for the New York Yankees!" "Why third base?" asked the other beat ' "Well, just picture 60,000 fans some Sunday, and me on third. Bases are loaded, and Colavito doubles to left One run scores, two runs score! Then the throw comes to me. But I hold the ball. The third run scores, and Colavito crosses the plate! "Imagine those 60,000 fans screaming 'You idiot! You crazy fool!' That's what I want most recognition.'" Harry Ramsey "Now there's a shirt that would be hard to iron, A social worker who was in charge of prisoner welfare at the city jail began to feel sorry for one inmate. Every evening most of the prisoners received visitors, but day after day passed while this offender sat alone in his cell One visiting period, the worker sat beside the man and said, "I notice you never have any callers. Don't you have any friends or family?" "Oh, sure," the prisoner said, brightening. "Come on around to the other cells and 111 introduce you!" Conscience it that small ttill voice that fell you what other people ehould do. Jim Harget Discipline in the large family was becom ing progressively worse, so the harried mother gathered her brood together and presented a plan: "I'm going to keep a daily record of the behavior of each of you. On Saturday, the member of the family who has been most obedient will get a reward." "That't not fair!" one of the youngsters shouted. "Daddy will win it every time.'" fe id H DQi ,t !)a U American Hospital Allocation Because hospital and surgical costs are high, and keep getting higher, an accident or illness can mean financial . disaster for many families. Fortunately, protection is available to help guard against such hardship. New York Life offers two modern health insurance policies the lifetime and the master lifetime Hospital and Surgical Expense Plans. Each provides a choice of realistic benefits to help you meet today's hospital and surgical costs. Yet, because of modest deductible amounts and sensible exclusions, these up-to-date plans are offered at reasonable premiums. Once you have one of these plans in force, it is guar anteed renewable FOR life! Benefits can never be reduced by the company. Restrictions can never be added. Premiums can never be increased unless they are changed for everyone in your policy class. Even the children cov- -ered under your plan are assured continuing protection: at age 21 each has the right to obtain a conversion policy providing similar benefits and without evidence of in surability. Get the facts about these and many other health insur ance plans available from your local New York Life Agent. Call him today, or mail the coupon below. The tfeu York Life Agent in Your Community i a Good Man to Know Life Insurance Group Insurance Annuities Health Insurance Pension Plans New York Life INSURANCE COMPANY Dept. FW-44, 51 Madison Ave., New York 10, N.Y. I would like more information about your "Lifetime" and "Master Lifetime" Hospital Expense Plans. I (am) (am not) a New York Life policyowner now. NAME- -AGE- ZONE Family Weekly, May 1. 1MI IS COUNTY -STATE- CITY-
