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About Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989 | View Entire Issue (April 2, 1961)
Quips and Quotes Eggs-actty - As I Bland here coloring Easier eggt In every conceivable hue from pink thai borders on purple To green thai border on blue, I think of the children' facet And how they'll light with pleature To tee the eggt the bunny hat brought And a basket for good meature. . At I ttand here coloring Eatler eggt Pm only human, I guett; I think of tomorrow, eggthellt on the floor, And Fit have to clean up the mett; And the meal I'll prepare using hard-boiled eggt Til pickle 'em, devil 'em, slate 'em Bui most of all, I think of the hen And how the'd react if the taw 'eml Sutanne Douglatt Saturday Matinee 7 am resigned to candy crunching, To squirming, writhing," tickling, punching. I tolerate the banging seat As small herds trample on my feet. Those shrieks and giggles i do not craze me. The smell of popcorn jails to faze me. I have not flinched at " rising price But darned if I will see it TWICE! Betty Billip A psychiatrist ran into a for mer patient in a crowded de partment store while they both were waiting for an elevator. "Mr. Smith, it's good to see you," the doctor said. "I still remember that deep inferiority complex you had. Worst I ever treated. I hope I did you some good." "I think so," the little man said mildly. "Yes, I believe I'm better." Then the elevator appeared, and they both stepped inside. "Call your floors!" bellowed the operator. "Five, please," whispered the former patient. "That is, if it's not out of your way." . Harry Ramsev Whoever gave il the name "freeway" certainly couldn't have been a taxpayer. Walt Streightiff . A wealthy society matron was try ing to register her teen-age daugh ter at a very exclusive girls' school with high scholastic requirements. "To enroll here," said the haughty registrar, "a young lady should have a high degree of musical knowledge." "Well, Claudia has that," said the matron. 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