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Short Lines for a Long Walk Among the saddest words of tongue Or pen, these dilliet stand among The vanguard of their class; "So what if it calls itself Ihe Last Chance Service Station? I know there's another one A mile or so up the road That sells our brand of gas!" Georgie Starbuck Calbraith Mere Stubble wish that my husband would spend his weekends At raising such things as hibiscus; But what does he do with his free time? He spends The days that he's off raising whiscus. Ruth Chadwick The department-store owner was telling his friend about his plans for the year's big gest fashion showing. "We're inviting the cream of local society, and our show will be run like those in the New York fashion houses. As soon as a model shows her gown, she steps into an elevator. It whisks her to the second-floor fitting room. One matron slips off her hat, another her dress, a third her shoes. The model takes a few more steps, and another team starts throwing on a new ensemble." The friend was impressed, but when he met the store owner several days later, he found him thoroughly depressed. "What went wrong? I thought you had the show planned like clockwork." "I did, and everything went fine until our best customer got into the elevator." Ben Cassell "The parly was well balanced eight girls and 16 boys." A research foundation sent a team of scholars to South America to study the eco nomic conditions there. They asked the president of one nation how industrial rela tions were under his administration. "I will not only tell you," he replied proudly, "I will show you." With that, he took them on an auto tour of the factory section of his capital. They didn't enter any of the factories just drove around them. As they returned to the capital building, the president waved grandly to his guests and said: "You see, senores, our industrial relations are wonderful! Not one shot fired at us!" Dan Bennett Family Weekly, March 19, 1961 He'd been a movie idol for more years than anybody could count, but he was still popular and still marrying. When his birthday came around, he was proudly tell ing jriends about the children from his latest May-December marriage. "Stevie made me a letter opener, Junie made me a scrapbook, and Van made me a tie holder." "And what did your oldest daughter, Grace, make you?" the friend asked, refer ring to the offspring of the mouie actor's first marriage. "Oh, her," the star said, grumpily. "She had to go and make me a grandfather!" Ken Kraft
