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rectly to shrink swollen nasal tissues.
2. Deeper-penetrating than messy sprays
Nasalaire's medically-active gas vapor
can penetrate the entire congested
area to unblock clogged sinus cavities.
3. Nasalaire's new-formula decongestant
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Good, fast relief. Thai's what you want
whenever moderate, nagging Arthritis.
Rheumatism or Muscular I'ains occur.
And that's what you get when you take
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... of them... ihe way the direc
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or gel your money hack.
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your throat and suppresses cougha at
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Short Lines for a Long Walk
Among the saddest words of tongue
Or pen, these dilliet stand among
The vanguard of their class;
"So what if it calls itself Ihe Last Chance
Service Station?
I know there's another one
A mile or so up the road
That sells our brand of gas!"
Georgie Starbuck Calbraith
Mere Stubble
wish that my husband would spend
his weekends
At raising such things as hibiscus;
But what does he do with his free time?
He spends
The days that he's off raising whiscus.
Ruth Chadwick
The department-store owner was telling
his friend about his plans for the year's big
gest fashion showing. "We're inviting the
cream of local society, and our show will
be run like those in the New York fashion
houses. As soon as a model shows her gown,
she steps into an elevator. It whisks her to
the second-floor fitting room. One matron
slips off her hat, another her dress, a third
her shoes. The model takes a few more
steps, and another team starts throwing on
a new ensemble."
The friend was impressed, but when he
met the store owner several days later, he
found him thoroughly depressed. "What
went wrong? I thought you had the show
planned like clockwork."
"I did, and everything went fine until
our best customer got into the elevator."
Ben Cassell
"The parly was well balanced
eight girls and 16 boys."
A research foundation sent a team of
scholars to South America to study the eco
nomic conditions there. They asked the
president of one nation how industrial rela
tions were under his administration.
"I will not only tell you," he replied
proudly, "I will show you."
With that, he took them on an auto tour
of the factory section of his capital. They
didn't enter any of the factories just drove
around them. As they returned to the capital
building, the president waved grandly to his
guests and said:
"You see, senores, our industrial relations
are wonderful! Not one shot fired at us!"
Dan Bennett
Family Weekly, March 19, 1961
He'd been a movie idol for more years
than anybody could count, but he was still
popular and still marrying. When his
birthday came around, he was proudly tell
ing jriends about the children from his
latest May-December marriage.
"Stevie made me a letter opener, Junie
made me a scrapbook, and Van made me a
tie holder."
"And what did your oldest daughter,
Grace, make you?" the friend asked, refer
ring to the offspring of the mouie actor's
first marriage.
"Oh, her," the star said, grumpily. "She
had to go and make me a grandfather!"
Ken Kraft