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12 A TUESDAY, MARCH 14. 1961 MEDFOHD MAIL TRIBUNE. MEDFORD. ORE. RADIO PROGRAMS TU ESDAY proarama lilted below ara received from the radio rutloni and the Mill tribune assumes no responsibility except to mike chmiei it ire mpplled KYJC 1230 ke KMED 1440 kc KWIN 1400 kc 4:00 rvews-rersonai ai. nrwi new V,""" a. 415 Ivan Ekbera Hear Afternoon Serenade 4:30 Bannerlines-Ekberg N.W News Weather Afternoon Sere nade 4:45 Sporta Ekberg ErnjlsRoahovternooji OLowell Thomas News Harvey World News 515 Ivan Ekbera Nightingale Newa Muncal Interlude 'aoTTom Harmo'n Weather-Lcl. Newi Mua ca n er ud. 5:45-Sports EkbygHadllne Newi MiMnJuwlude "eroOGosa-Econ'omy Bun News-Music World News 615 Ivan Ekberg Dinner Musle D nner Concert iBannerllne-lkbert DinnerMue.it: Dinner Concert S:45 Sporta Ekberg Dinner Music PlDIL" -SuTNewf Ekbera Newa Dinner Muiie Teen Time 7:15 Ivan Ekberg Dinner Music Teen Time 'Snament New, of The World Teen Tim. 8:00 Tournament 8:15 Tournament 8:30 Tournament 8 :45 Tournament News Land of'Muilc World News Land OI mUSIC JviUSlt-- mini Land of Music Music Land Land of Music MuicJLancI World News Music Land Miialr I .and Music Land ST(iir.rnnm.nt News HI Fi Club 9:15 Ivan Ekberg Hi Fl Club 9-30 Bannerlines-Ekberg HI Fl Club 9:45 Sports Ekberg HI Fl Club I(M)d News Ekberg News Nlghtbeat 10:15 Ivan Ekberg Nlghtbeat 10 30 Bannerllnos-Ekberg Nlghtbeat 10:45 Sports Ekberg Jlghtbeat fToo-Headllnes-SIgn Off Nfghtbeat 1115 Nlghtbeat 11-30 Nlghtbeat llZ Nlghlbeat News World News Music Land Music Land Music Land Devotion Sign Off 12.O0 Sign Off RADIO PROGRAMS WEDNESDAY Toil Sound 1230 Wake Up to Mui c 6:15 Montle Morris Wake Up to Music 6J0 Bnnnerllnes-Morrlf Music Rural Report 6:45 Sports Morris First News Boundup "7 00 News Roundup Frank Hemingway 7:15 Montie Morris WeatherNews 7-30 Banncrllncs-Morrla Rogue Valley Report 7:45 sports morns TTOO News Weather News Listen 8:15 Montie Morris Nightingale 8 30 Bannerllne-Ekberg Cliff Englo Newi 8:45 Sporls-Ekbcrg Listen Show TOO News Morris Breakfast Club 9:15 Montie Morris Breakfast C ub o-3n nannerlines-Morrll Breakfast Club o:45 Snorts Morris Breakfast Club Sunrise Serenade Sunrise Serenade Sunrise Serenade Sunrise Serenade World News Sunrise Serenade Sunrise Serenade SriseScrenade Community Newi Hank Peck News Our Changing World Musical Interlude News Swap & Sell Tcllo Test Fashion Flashea Listen 10:00 News Godfrey 10:15 Arthur Godfrey 10:30 Arthur Godfrey In.c -Arlhn. (ZntitreV rrTnn Kinuis Hnii'ienartv News Listen li!l5 Houscporty Listen Show i! inr;rrv Mnora Lcl. News Listen 1 1 .45 Crosbv-Clooney Listen Show World News Musical Interlude Musical Interlude MuaUnUrlude World News Musical Interlude Musical Interlude Musical Interlude nlooNows-Vallcy Newi Nt'l & NW News 1211 Montie Morris Weather Market Ji Jn-Lentcn Message Rogue Valley Report 12 4.1 weather Report Paul Harvey Musical Interlude Musical Interlude Musical Interlude Community News Comprehensive News Market Report Afternoon Serenade T:sxx77.,.r3Mnrri News House Party 1 :45 Sporw Morna ' " " t ' " ofournament Mcdford-Tlllamook 5 iTnurnnment jviediora-niiHmuun. &fcEss Medford-Tillamook Afternoon Serenade Afternoon Serenade Bingo Bingo r. T.rnmni Medford-Tillamook n'.t Tournament Hear Show iu-BannerHnes-Ekberg Local Ncjvs-Hear as Snorts Ekberg Emnhasls Hear T6"6 News-Personal St. . 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Kennedy Land of Mus c 8:45 Pros.JKcnnody Lanf Music , "iTSo-Newa-Ekberg SfSfTK'J1 Club a Ivan Ekberg HI Ft CluD BanneTllnl.-Wrg HI-FI Club 5:isspnrt Ekberg HI-FI Club ifiSiNe"w-Eknerg -E1Xr.,iSh'bMt 10:15 Ivan Ekberg N Rhtbeat 10:30 Bannerlines-Ekberg N htbcat 10-45 SporUkberglBhL5?Jl! jlfpHeadllnei-Sign Off N Ightbe. ifrt! Night Beat jl.'4lr Nlghtbeat Newi -nioo ' ' Slgn Off Teen Time Teen Time Tn Tlmn Tocn Time WorldNewi Music Land Music Land Music Land MAS. 22 K? 4- 5- 7-14 17-24-31 V. World News Music Land Music Land Music Land World Newi Music Land Music Land JMustc Land Devotion Sign Oft KRVC 1350 KC 'Tuesday: , . 4:00 Children's Hour 4 ;30 Music 8:00 News, Music 5:30 Freedom Crusade 8:45 Sign Ott Wednesday; 6:00 News 6:08 Music 6:30 Sports Newi 6:35 Music 6:45 Radio Family Altar 7:15 Freedom Crusade 1:30 News ' J 7:45 Air Mntl for God 8:00 Music 8:30 Bible Institute Hour 0:00 Voice of Deliverance 0:30 Musle 10:00 Joy of Living 10:15 Music 11:00 News, Muslo 12:00 Bud Powell 12:15 News 12:30 Back to the Bible 1:00 News, Music 1:30 Norm Nelson 3:00 News. Music 2:30 Quiet Time 2:45 Music 3:00 News 3:05 Music 4:00 Children's Hour 4:30 Music 5:00 News. Music 8:30 Freedom Crusade 8:45 Sign Off Tuesday: 4:00 Weather 4:08 Top 10 4:30 News 4:35 Vespers 4:55 Gospel Mission 8:00 Sign Off "o;o1)-ffi Adult Western 6:30 News 6:35 Steele Hour 7:00 Weather 7:05 Steele Hour 7:30 News 7:35 Steele Hour 8:00 Wcnlher 8:05 Phil Hotman 8:30-Ncws, Stock Market 8:35 Phil Holman 0:00 Weather 9:05 Holman 0:30 News 0:35 Holman 10:00 Bargain Roundup 10:15 Tclcmuslc Qui 10:30 News 10:38 Clemenstlme i 10:45 Point of Fashion 11:00 Weather KBOY AM 730 ke 11:05 News cjim 11:1 5 Clemenstlme 11:30 Nows 11:35 Records with Ron 12:00 Sports Outlook 12:05 Rnnch Requests 12:18 Farm Market 12:17 Ranch Rcnuosts 12:30 Stock Market 12:35 Ranch Requests 1:00 Weather liOft Ranch Requests 1 :30 Nows 1:35 Ranch Requests 2:00 Weather 2.05 Sound ot Stereo 2:30 News 2:35 Sound of Stereo 3:00 Weather 3:05 Sound of Stereo 3:30 News 3:35 Top 10 4:00 Weather 4:05 Top 10 4 30 News 4:50 Vespers 4:35 Gospel Mission 6:00 Sign Off KBOY FM 95.3 mc Tuesday 4:00 Serenade to a Lovely Evening 8:00 Jnzr Scene 0:00 Serenade by World's Gieatest Compostra 10:00 Contrasts In 111 Fi 10:50 Sports Final 11:00 Contrasts in HI Fl 11:55 Tomorrow's Headlines 1200 Sign Off Voo!l"c in tresis In Hl-Fidellty 6:30 News , M 6:35 Contrasts In Hi-Fi 7:00 Weather 7 .05 Contrasts in Hi-Fi 7 30 News ,.,. 7 :3 Contrasts in Hi-Fi 8:00 Weather 6 05 Phil Holman 8 30 Newi. Stock Market 6:35 Phil Holman 0 00 Went her 0 05 Holman 0 30 News 0:35 Holman 10.cn Bargain Roundup 10:13 TelemustO Qui! 1030 News in'!iri(monstii..e 10.45 Points ot Fashion 11:00 Weather 11 ;05 News Quiz 11:15 Clemenstlme 11:30 News tl:35Rccords with Ron 12:00 Sports Outlook 12:08 Contrasts in Hi Fl 12:30 Stock Market 12:38 Contrasts in Hi Fl 2:00 Weather 2:08 Sound of Stereo 2:30 News 2:35 Sound of Stereo 3:00 Weather 3:05 Sound of Stereo 3:30 News 3:33 Serenade to a Lovely Evening 4:30 News 5:00 Serenade to a Lovely Evening 8 00 Ja Scene flflO Serenade by World's Greatest Composers 0:00 Contrasts In 111 Fi 10:30 Sports Klnal 11 00 Contrasts in Hi Ft U 55 Tomorrow's Headlines 12:00 Sign Off KDOV Tiiesdiy: 4:15 Newi. Hymn 4:25 Music fi:in News. Hymn 5:25 Sportscast :.- Road. Weather Report 5:35 Music B:15 Sign Off Wednesday: :0O Sign On. Weilern 6 15 Newi. Hymn 6:25 Western 6:45 Livestock. Western 7:00 Sportl. Weather. Muslo 7:15 News, Hymn. Music 6:15 News, Hymn, Music 9:15 Newi, Hymn, Musle 11:30 Hoad, Weather rtpt., Muslo 10:18 Newi, Hymn, Miulo 1300 ke 10:45 Trader Horn 11:00 Music 11:18 News. Hymn. Musle 12 00 Portals of Prayer, Musle 13:18 News, Hymn 12:30 Rnad. Weather Report 12:45 Meeting Notices 1 00 Music j:15 News. Hymn, Music 2:15 News. Hymn, Music 2:45 Trader Horn 3:00 Music 3:18 News, Hymn. Music 4:18 News, Hymn, Music 8:15 News. Hymn 8 25 Sport sen I 8 30 Road. Weather Report 8:35 Musle x 6:15 Sign Off TELEVISION PROGRAMS Tha following TV broadcast lo fi prlnltd it tr public Hrvlei (ot the Mail Tribuno'e raidin and TV lwtrs. 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JAN. 50-55-59-62(11 AQUARIUS JAN. 21 FES. 19 bO-26-30-360 154-69-75 Sj nsc FEB. 20 MAR. 21 3-15-29-34rCH 57-68-74 S3 The Medical Roundup v tot, Consultant 1b Medietas Mayo Clinic Emeritus Professor of Medtclnt Mayo Clinic (Register and Tribune Syndicate 1961) DIET FOH KIDNEY STONES Many people ask me for a diet for kidney stones. I wish I could help them but they are unable to tell me what is the chemical constitution of their . stones. M y impres sion is that if there ever is a diet that will prevent stones it ought to vary with the na ture of the stones. Actu ally, I never have been satisfied that diets will prevent the formation of these stones. Many persons have large stones which could be removed only by a sur geon, and some of the large so-called staghorn stones have so completely destroyed the function of a kidney that it no longer has any value to the person, and never will have any. The "stones" that cause dis tress and often very severe pain I would call grains of sand. They are so small that they can come down the ure ter (tube from kidney to blad der), and in the process, can cause excruciating pain. Sometimes one will stick at a point a half-inch above the bladder, and then an expert urologist may be able to "fish" the thing out as he works through an electrically lighted cysloscope (tube with which to look into the blad der). If I were to begin to have trouble with kidney stones, I would Immediately have my blood examined to see if per haps I had gout. In that case I might be passing "urate stones." If not, I would have measurements made of my blood calcium and phosphorus to see if there were signs of disease in my parathyroid glands. They are little nodules of tissue located just back of my thyroid gland, and a little below my Adam s apple. In the last 20 years, since uro logists have been looking for disease in these glands-which preside over the body chem istry of lime salts-they have found many parathyroid tu mors. Then, removal of the tumor may remove the cause of the stone formation. Many people eagerly ask for a medicine which, taken by mouth, will dissolve kid ney stones, but I do not know of any that I can recommend. STONE'S TV SERVICE 1119 EAST JACKSON Day SP 2-8266, Eva SP 3-2692 Wa Recommend &. Ufa RCA Tubes Wa Give Silver Dollar Stimpi Eagle Point Youth Is Associate Editor Mt. Angel - Gerry Hugo, son of Mr, and Mrs. Gene D. Hugo, Eagle Point, has been appointed associate editor of "Insight," student literary magazine at Mt. Angel col lege. Hugo, president of the Gregory Hall House council, will serve with an all-new staff which plans revisions in form and content in the maga zine, in addition to widening its scope. 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Monday thru Thursday t a.m. to 6 p.m. Friday, I a.m. to 4 p.m. ' IT IS WRITTEN Popular Medford Telecast PRESENTS George Vandeman In Person Wednesday Night March 15 at 8:00 p.m. (Film at- 7:30) 'Hear PASTOR VANDEMAN'S ,i; DYNAMIC ADDRESS Planet in Rebellion Life on many worlds A planet in upheaval And no place to hide! ALSO IN LIVING COLOR DEAD MEN DO TELL TALES A film designed to Influence millions SEE IT PROMPTLY AT 7:30 P.M. McLOUGHLIN JR. HIGH SCHOOL Admission F-ree ( 320 W. Second, Medford. r i j SSSSS' A B-52 IS BBNema WHILE ATTHeRAWB SITE... Y'OO CAEES 005 IN THO OF US CAN'T WHEN U BREAr? -qSbgjSSgSd CANAWAN PAEAVETS I CHAEI36? SMASH j H0LP VDU, BUT RE" UP THE EQUIPMENT i. d WITH ANTI-ANTHEAX AEE YOU THE YANK, Y W'lCH 'AS UP THE AMUEICAN J MEMSEH THAT V0UR YOU'LL WANT TO 14 ON A U.S.PESTIWEe. d SERUM To THE SHEEP I IN CHAESE OF THIS PDISONEO -g THING AN' 'AVE " OWN GOVERNMENT SEPARATE OUES .r WHICH ISPARTOFTHE 3 COUNTRY! WE'LL (51NPE V INFERNAL MACHINEOUR SHEEP I PONE WITH IT.' 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NO WAITING ' VCXJ FILLEDOUT A SLIP AND PUT IM OR TOOK OUT UIUATPICD YOU NEEDED' YOU MEAN PEOPLE WELPPu THEMSELVES? "0 iW ANl, .-iow THE BANK CLOSED THE NEXT DAY . I