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(known and used around the world) relieve backache, aching joints and jjj muscles, or mild bladder irrilalions when caused hv is miLMHiinMirm DeWill's Hills give direct diuretic action and relieve - tin with a mild analucsic. S II II III H 7 ARTHRITIS RHEUMATISM PAINS Rush out pain . . . rush in relief. Thai's whnl happens if you hike DOLCIN for niiKBing, moderate Arthritis, Khcumn 1im or Muscle Pains . . . whenever they occur. Nothing else is foxier, safer, better for such pains than DOLCIN tablets. And you enn try (hem without risking a single cent. Here's what to do: (id a bottle of DOLCIN today. Take them . . .all of them . . . according to directions. You must gel fust, wonder ful relief or get your money hack. $1 I Win. iMIrln dry- Thousands Pralss CUTICUR A OINTMENT PSORIASIS READ THIS: "I've had psoriasis 10 years. Recently 1 had a serious at tack, my whole body being covered, . , . causing torturous suffering. My druggist suggested Cuticurn Oint ment. There was an immediate im provement. I have recommended il to 3 people so far anil each found it to be just as I said-and thanked me." Large size $1.39, al druggists. Affectionately and Neatly Yours Dear daughter in that di$tant dorm, I can tee your sprawling form, The scattered lexlbook, notes, twirled smoke, Candy wrapper, bottled Coke. At home your room now rests terene, Desk uncluttered, nth trayt clean; And, darling, though for you I pine Thit arrangement suits me fine! Martha II. Freedman The boys at the office had given the new husband an earnl of advice on how to handle wives. "Action," they told him, "speaks louder than words. Right from the start, show her what you insist on." That night the bride served a meal that was burned to cinders. Taking his friends' aduice, the husband quietly look the plate and tossed it out the window. The bride never said a word she just took all the plates, silverware, even the tablecloth, and hurled them out the window, too. "it's fine with me, John," she said, "but the next time I wish you'd tell me when you want to eat dinner in the garden." A. W. Stinson The newspaper reporter was inter viewing a man on his 100th birthday. "And what are you most proud of this day?" the reporter asked. "Well," the old man said, "I've lived 100 years, and I haven't an enemy in the world." "What a beautiful thought truly in spirational," the reporter said. "Yep," the centenarian cackled, "out lived every danged one of them!" A stranger spotted a boy standing near the emergency entrance of a hos pital and asked what he was doing there. "I'm waiting for my Pop," the boy replied. Just then an ambulance raced up the driveway and screeched to a halt. A handsome interne jumped out, waved to the boy, and dashed into the hospi tal. "That's my Pop!" the boy said proudly. "It must be pretty exciting to have a father who's a doctor and rides an ambulance." The boy's jaw dropped and tears welled in his eyes. "He's a doctor?" the youngster asked in obvious disap pointment. "He told me he rode shot gun for the driver!" Frances Benson The trouble with some movies today is that there's too much cheesecake in the cinema roles. Russell Newbold "Any questions?" CONTEST RULES 1. In not over 16 letters nor more than three words, write a name for the Kentucky Club prize colt or the Kentucky Club prize filly. Count punctuation or space between worHB as letters. Use plain paper or entry blanks. Print your name and address. 2. Be sure to mark each entry "Colt Con test" or "Filly Contest." Send as many entries as you like to Kentucky Club Derby Day Content, P.O. Hox 18F, Mount Vernon 10, N.Y. Bach entry must be accompanied by com plete cellophane zip-off top from outer wrapper of any of Kentucky Club's 9 branun of pipe tobacco; Aromatic Kentucky Club Mixture, Brush Creek, Crosby Square, Donniford, new Greenbrier, Kentucky Club While Hurley, London Dock. Peper's Pouch Mixture, Whitehall. Kntries must he postmarked not Intor than midnight, April 10, 19G1. No entries returned. All liecome property of Kentucky Club Divi sion of Mail Pouch Tobacco Co. 3. Prizes will be awarded as listed on op- iKwite page. Entries will be judged by The teuben II. Donnelley Corporation on the basis of appropriateness (specific reforence to the characteristics and lineago of the horses), freshness (interest, creativencM, "sparkle"), and sincerity (lel'evability. Judges' decision final. Duplicate prizes in case of tics. All members of a family may compete, but only one prize in each contest to a family. 4. Everyone in United Stales and posses sions or Canada may enter the contest except employees of the manufacturers of Kentucky Club's Tobaccos, its advertising agencies and members of their families. Kntries must be the original work of con testant. Contest subject to Federal, State and local reflations. 5. Winners of prize- Thoroughbreds wil be notified in ample time to attend the Derby. Other winners will Ite notified approxi mately six weeks after close of contest. Prize Thoroughbreds will Ik presented at Churchill Downs during Derby Day week. If, because of accident or other reason it Is necessary to withdraw the colt or filly de scribed aliove, other Thorough broils of comparable value will be awarded. List of winning persons available to those request ing same and enclosing self-addressed, stamped envelope. KENTUCKY CLUB DOUBLE DERBY DAY CONTEST ENTRY BLANK COLT CONTEST m m NAME OF COLT. NOT OVER 16 LETTERS I I OR 3 WORDS 1 1 PRINT YOUR NAME I CITY ZONE STATE I J jjl Send with each entry comploto cellophane gt zip-olT top from outer wrapim of any of 3i Kentucky Club's 9 brands of pie tobacco, jg Kntries must tie postmarked not later than 3 midnight, April 10, 1961. Mad to "Kenlm-kv Club 1 Vrbv Duv Con- 3) ttl" P.O. t.x IMF. Ml. Yrrnon 10. N.Y. FILLY CONTEST mm 3 i i i I N"E OF FILLY. NOT OVER 16 LETTERS I OR 3 WORDS I 2 ' PRINT YOUR NAME Family Weekly, March 12, 1961 K CITY ZONE STATE i - -.. J
