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Affectionately and
Neatly Yours
Dear daughter in that di$tant dorm,
I can tee your sprawling form,
The scattered lexlbook, notes,
twirled smoke,
Candy wrapper, bottled Coke.
At home your room now rests terene,
Desk uncluttered, nth trayt clean;
And, darling, though for you I pine
Thit arrangement suits me fine!
Martha II. Freedman
The boys at the office had given the
new husband an earnl of advice on
how to handle wives. "Action," they
told him, "speaks louder than words.
Right from the start, show her what
you insist on."
That night the bride served a meal
that was burned to cinders. Taking his
friends' aduice, the husband quietly
look the plate and tossed it out the
window. The bride never said a word
she just took all the plates, silverware,
even the tablecloth, and hurled them
out the window, too.
"it's fine with me, John," she said,
"but the next time I wish you'd tell
me when you want to eat dinner in
the garden."
A. W. Stinson
The newspaper reporter was inter
viewing a man on his 100th birthday.
"And what are you most proud of this
day?" the reporter asked.
"Well," the old man said, "I've lived
100 years, and I haven't an enemy in
the world."
"What a beautiful thought truly in
spirational," the reporter said.
"Yep," the centenarian cackled, "out
lived every danged one of them!"
A stranger spotted a boy standing
near the emergency entrance of a hos
pital and asked what he was doing
there. "I'm waiting for my Pop," the
boy replied.
Just then an ambulance raced up the
driveway and screeched to a halt. A
handsome interne jumped out, waved
to the boy, and dashed into the hospi
tal. "That's my Pop!" the boy said
proudly.
"It must be pretty exciting to have
a father who's a doctor and rides an
ambulance."
The boy's jaw dropped and tears
welled in his eyes. "He's a doctor?"
the youngster asked in obvious disap
pointment. "He told me he rode shot
gun for the driver!"
Frances Benson
The trouble with some movies today is that there's too much
cheesecake in the cinema roles. Russell Newbold
"Any questions?"
CONTEST RULES
1. In not over 16 letters nor more than
three words, write a name for the Kentucky
Club prize colt or the Kentucky Club prize
filly. Count punctuation or space between
worHB as letters. Use plain paper or entry
blanks. Print your name and address.
2. Be sure to mark each entry "Colt Con
test" or "Filly Contest." Send as many
entries as you like to
Kentucky Club Derby Day Content,
P.O. Hox 18F, Mount Vernon 10, N.Y.
Bach entry must be accompanied by com
plete cellophane zip-off top from outer
wrapper of any of Kentucky Club's 9
branun of pipe tobacco; Aromatic Kentucky
Club Mixture, Brush Creek, Crosby Square,
Donniford, new Greenbrier, Kentucky
Club While Hurley, London Dock. Peper's
Pouch Mixture, Whitehall. Kntries must
he postmarked not Intor than midnight,
April 10, 19G1. No entries returned. All
liecome property of Kentucky Club Divi
sion of Mail Pouch Tobacco Co.
3. Prizes will be awarded as listed on op-
iKwite page. Entries will be judged by The
teuben II. Donnelley Corporation on the
basis of appropriateness (specific reforence
to the characteristics and lineago of the
horses), freshness (interest, creativencM,
"sparkle"), and sincerity (lel'evability.
Judges' decision final. Duplicate prizes in
case of tics. All members of a family may
compete, but only one prize in each contest
to a family.
4. Everyone in United Stales and posses
sions or Canada may enter the contest
except employees of the manufacturers of
Kentucky Club's Tobaccos, its advertising
agencies and members of their families.
Kntries must be the original work of con
testant. Contest subject to Federal, State
and local reflations.
5. Winners of prize- Thoroughbreds wil be
notified in ample time to attend the Derby.
Other winners will Ite notified approxi
mately six weeks after close of contest.
Prize Thoroughbreds will Ik presented at
Churchill Downs during Derby Day week.
If, because of accident or other reason it Is
necessary to withdraw the colt or filly de
scribed aliove, other Thorough broils of
comparable value will be awarded. List of
winning persons available to those request
ing same and enclosing self-addressed,
stamped envelope.
KENTUCKY CLUB
DOUBLE
DERBY DAY CONTEST
ENTRY BLANK
COLT CONTEST m m
NAME OF COLT. NOT OVER 16 LETTERS I
I OR 3 WORDS 1
1 PRINT YOUR NAME
I CITY ZONE STATE
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jjl Send with each entry comploto cellophane
gt zip-olT top from outer wrapim of any of
3i Kentucky Club's 9 brands of pie tobacco,
jg Kntries must tie postmarked not later than
3 midnight, April 10, 1961.
Mad to "Kenlm-kv Club 1 Vrbv Duv Con-
3) ttl" P.O. t.x IMF. Ml. Yrrnon 10. N.Y.
FILLY CONTEST mm
3
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I N"E OF FILLY. NOT OVER 16 LETTERS
I OR 3 WORDS I
2 ' PRINT YOUR NAME
Family Weekly, March 12, 1961
K CITY ZONE STATE
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