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About Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989 | View Entire Issue (March 5, 1961)
Quips and Quotes COLDS MISERIES, SINUS CONGESTION PAINFUL PRESSURE ''MAXILURY S-"; A HELPS DRAIN ALL SINUS CAVITIES (critical areas of J EVEH DEtPIH HEAD ( colds infection DRISTAN Dacongaatant Tablets, working through the bloodstream, bring dramatic relief from colds miseries, pollen allergies and from sinus congestion with its tenderness, pressure and pain. dristan, amazing medical achievement, contains: (1) The scientific decongestant most prescribed by doctors. In minutes - it reaches all congested areas even deep in the head . . . quickly shrinks swollen nasal-sinus membranes . . . promotes drainage . . . restores free breathing. (2) An exclusive anti-allergen! to block allergic reactions often associated with colds plus a highly effective com bination of pain relievers, dristan reduces fever better than aspirin and promptly relieves body aches due to colds. (3) Vitamin C to help build up body resistance to colds infection. For quick relief, get dristan Decongestant Tablets. Note: DRISTAN is being widely imitated. But the fact is . . . the exclusive dristan Tablet formula cannot be duplicated. Accept no substitutes ! WHEN COLDS STRIKE, nasal-sinus passages become clotigcd with germ liulcn mucus . responsible for so much colds sutler ing and misery. TAKE DRISTAN. Working through the bloodstream, dristan shrinks oil swollen mem branes, promotes drainage, restores free breathing. This Exclusive DRISTAN Tablet Formula Cannot Be Duplicated! dristan is the exclusive 3 Inycr tablet discovery which for the first time makes it possible to unite certain medically-proven ingredi ents into one fast-acting uncoated tablet. Accept no substitutes! There's Nothing Like DRISTAN9 Decongestant Tablets How to Woo a Wife Don't fluster me with flowers, Don't prance me out to dinner; Don't dance with me for hours Just say you think I'm THINNER. Betty Billipp A house divided against itself should have two television sets. D. O. Flynn Billy, age 12, was suddenly smitten with a class mate, and announced on Friday afternoon that he was going to phone and ask her to the movies that nigit. His mother was horrified. "You don't call a girl in the afternoon and ask her for a date that night," she said. "It's insulting! You should call a week ahead of time." "A week!" Billy exclaimed. "Well," she said, relenting a bit, "at least not later than the Monday before your weekend date." "Monday!" Billy said. "But, Mom, I couldn't ask her Monday. I didn't even like her until Wednesday!" Ernest Biennis What Ever Happened Dear Mr. Wilcox: I am answering your letter to Mr. Owens, our purchasing agent, inquiring whether we wish at this time to place an order with you for 1,000 218JJ spindles. Unfortunately, Mr. Owens is on his annual vacation and will be spending the next three weeks skiing in Canada. I apolo gize for not replying sooner. My regular secretary, Miss Ellender, is on a Caribbean cruise, which she always takes this time of year, and her substitute only recently dis covered your letter. Mr. Leonard, our assistant purchasing to Summer Vacations? agent, might also have handled this, but he is currently mountain climbing in Switzer land. I suggest you write me the middle of next month, and I may have something for you. Until then, I shall be away at Lake Placid, where I intend to take my customary figure-skating lessons. Very truly yours, Parke Cummiugs P.S. In the future, I would suggest that where business of major importance is con cerned, you contact us in July or August when all our staff is on hand. A do I V ". . . ond as little Goldilocks opened her eyes . . ." Family Weekly, March 5. 1961
