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About Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 19, 1961)
Getting the Drop on Him When names are dropped, lie's tlic tiiampinn dropper. He babbles of Bing and Greg, And fondly refers to Duke and Papa, And even Tony and Meg. COLDS ISERIES, SIUBS CONGESTION ; PflKJFUL PBESSQBE '0 Oh, surely he has the biggest and best list, i Including cuuie ana ui. So any time I'm compiling a guest list, i The name that I'll drop is his. fZonraia fnrf,MIr flttlhwdililt I I ' SMI' K . A- . jiifiB aim a HELPS DRAIN ALL SINUS CAVITIES (critical anas EVEN DEEP IN HEAD ( ' of I i ion i colds infection ORICTAN 0connsUnt Tibials, working through (he bloodstream, bring dramatic relief from colds miseries, pollen allergies and from sinus congestion with its tenderness, pressure and pain. dristan, amazing medical achievement, contains: (1) The scientific decongestant most prescribed by doctors. In minutes it reaches all congested areas even deep in the head . . . quickly shrinks swollen nasal-sinus membranes . . . promotes drainage . . . restores free breathing. (2) An exclusive anti-allergent to block allergic reactions often associated with colds plus a highly effective com bination of pain relievers, dristan reduces fever better than aspirin ' and promptly relieves body aches due to colds. (3) Vitamin C to help build up body resistance to colds infection. For quick relief, get dristan Decongestant Tablets. Note: dristan is being widely imitated. But the fact is . . . the exclusive dristan Tablet formula cannot be duplicated. Accept no substitutes ! WHEN COIDS STVIKE, nasal-sinus passages become clogged with germ laden mucus... responsible for so much colds suffer ing and misery. . TAKE OR I STAN . Working through the bloodstream, dristan shrinks all swollen mem branes, promotes drainage, restores free breathing. This Exclusive DRISTAN Tablet FsrmiilaCMiittBe Duplicated! t mim Hi lib van dristan is the exclusive 3 layer tablet discovery which for the first time makes it possible to unite certain medically-proven ingredi ents into one fast-acting uncoaled tablet. Accept no substitutes ! VI iaafZlittttttttttiaiB7 . hMU0 Theres Nothing Like DRISTAN Decongestant' Tablets 1 L-7tfeWK Quips and Quotes The family waited anxiously for Father and his 16-year-old son to return from the boy's driving test. When at last the car pulled into the driveway, several younger brothers rushed out to get the news. Before they could even ask the big question, the teen-ager shouted: "It's all okay, boys. I passed the test everybody can move up one bike!" A. W. Stinson The mother otid her iue-year-old were going to take a trip to see Grandmother. "I hope you won't miss Daddy too much," the mother said as she packed. "I totll," the youngster replied, "but at least my cat will be going with vie." The mother was puzzled. "What ever gave you the idea we were taking your cat?" "Well," the boy replied, "I heard Daddy tell somebody that the mice would play while the cat's away." Oren Arnold "You forgot to read the part about the copyright.' The insurance salesman was persistent, but his sleepy-eyed prospect was just as stubborn. The salesman took a deep breath, wedged his foot a few more inches in the doorway, and presented what he believed would be the clinching argument. "Why, I carry $50,000 on myself. That's the kind of confidence I have in insurance." The prospect glanced at the foot in the door, then at the aggressive salesman. "Yeah," he said, clenching his fists, "but you live dangerously." Charles Rufjing The United Slates is a nation where it is easier for a woman to get a seat in Congress than in a bus. Anna Herbert Family Weekly, February 19, 1961
