Getting the Drop on Him
When names are dropped, lie's tlic tiiampinn dropper.
He babbles of Bing and Greg,
And fondly refers to Duke and Papa,
And even Tony and Meg.
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So any time I'm compiling a guest list,
i The name that I'll drop is his.
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Quips and Quotes
The family waited anxiously for Father
and his 16-year-old son to return from the
boy's driving test. When at last the car
pulled into the driveway, several younger
brothers rushed out to get the news. Before
they could even ask the big question, the
teen-ager shouted:
"It's all okay, boys. I passed the test
everybody can move up one bike!"
A. W. Stinson
The mother otid her iue-year-old were going to take a
trip to see Grandmother. "I hope you won't miss Daddy too
much," the mother said as she packed.
"I totll," the youngster replied, "but at least my cat will
be going with vie."
The mother was puzzled. "What ever gave you the idea
we were taking your cat?"
"Well," the boy replied, "I heard Daddy tell somebody that
the mice would play while the cat's away." Oren Arnold
"You forgot to read the part about the copyright.'
The insurance salesman was persistent,
but his sleepy-eyed prospect was just as
stubborn. The salesman took a deep breath,
wedged his foot a few more inches in the
doorway, and presented what he believed
would be the clinching argument.
"Why, I carry $50,000 on myself. That's
the kind of confidence I have in insurance."
The prospect glanced at the foot in the
door, then at the aggressive salesman.
"Yeah," he said, clenching his fists, "but you
live dangerously." Charles Rufjing
The United Slates is a nation where it is easier for a
woman to get a seat in Congress than in a bus. Anna Herbert
Family Weekly, February 19, 1961