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About Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 16, 1960)
QUIPS QUOTES Realty in Reality With prices at an all-time high For property being bought, It's easy to determine why A little land is called a "lot." Jeanne Hartman Day A harried mother, plagued by drawings on the walls and in her magazines, thought she had found a remedy at last. She hurried from the store with a box of "washable crayons" and told her children to get to work, they couldn't damage anything permanently any more. Not much later, the children ap peared, looking crestfallen. "Mom? my, we need more crayons. Those last ones weren't so good." "What do you mean?" she asked with sinking heart "You said they were 'washable,' so we threw them in the washing machine, and they're even messier than before." Fred W. Norman The pretty young thing sat in her stalled auto, awaiting help. Two young men walked up and volun teered their aid. - "I'm out of gas," she purred. "Could you push me -to a gas station?" They readily put their muscles to the rear of the car and rolled it several blocks. After a while, one looked up, exhausted, to see that they had just passed a filling sta tion. "How come you didn't turn in?" he called. "I never go there," the girl shouted back. "They don't give trading stamps." Fooled Again! After hanging up the telephone . . (Having employed the courtesy accorded), 1 feel so silly to realize I've thanked a sweet young thing who's tape-recorded! Lucy Lolli Rankin A modern executive is a person who follows his work schedule to a tee. Chet Michaels "I found out what the trouble was. I needed glasses." The college football team had lost its first three games by lopsided scores. Monday afternoon the players were called out on the field to learn a new defense system the coach said he had worked on all weekend. "If you ever learn anything, learn this!" he barked. "Now form a circle around me. That's right, keep it tight! Now put your heads down and run with me as fast as you can for the locker room." "What good is that defense going to do us?" a player com plained irritatedly. ' '"I don't know about you," the coach said, "but if we lose the next game, it's going to get me through the alumni safely." Harry Ramsay The best time to save money was about 30 years ago. S. Omar Barker Family Weekly, October 16, 1M0 Today's washables call for the fresh, crisp look thai starching gives! Only instant Niagara starch gives that like-new look! Swish in instantly cold water. it's ready!, Wag Ready In An Instant Just Cold Water-Easier Ironing! You Get That Modern Crisp, Fresh Look. There's real joy in beautifully starched wash- ables the kind you get from instant Niagara so smooth, with the crisp modern finish you want A finish that gives you added hours of fresh, beautiful appearance. Instant Niagara Is the only true cold water starch. No boiling necessary. Saves time, trouble. ' Easier ironing. No sticking, no spots, no white streaks van on the darkest fabrics. You get a modern finish never board-like. And instant Niagara has special properties that give that UKE-NEW LOOK. Buy instant NIAGARA the neat tlma you shop I Available In 12-oz. and Large Eeonomy 24-oz. 8lzee. 'SLra Instant Laundry Starch r AMERICA'S LARGEST SELLING STARCH HT r.Xint.rt tn ...r-h thin Put wPen the v"!e President will include a statement from IT Hffheit Yesterday V' Temp. I
