QUIPS QUOTES
Realty in Reality
With prices at an all-time high
For property being bought,
It's easy to determine why
A little land is called a "lot."
Jeanne Hartman Day
A harried mother, plagued by
drawings on the walls and in her
magazines, thought she had found
a remedy at last. She hurried from
the store with a box of "washable
crayons" and told her children to
get to work, they couldn't damage
anything permanently any more.
Not much later, the children ap
peared, looking crestfallen. "Mom?
my, we need more crayons. Those
last ones weren't so good."
"What do you mean?" she asked
with sinking heart
"You said they were 'washable,'
so we threw them in the washing
machine, and they're even messier
than before."
Fred W. Norman
The pretty young thing sat in her
stalled auto, awaiting help. Two
young men walked up and volun
teered their aid. -
"I'm out of gas," she purred.
"Could you push me -to a gas
station?"
They readily put their muscles to
the rear of the car and rolled it
several blocks. After a while, one
looked up, exhausted, to see that
they had just passed a filling sta
tion. "How come you didn't turn
in?" he called.
"I never go there," the girl
shouted back. "They don't give
trading stamps."
Fooled Again!
After hanging up the telephone . .
(Having employed the courtesy
accorded),
1 feel so silly to realize
I've thanked a sweet young thing
who's tape-recorded!
Lucy Lolli Rankin
A modern executive is a person who follows his work schedule to a tee.
Chet Michaels
"I found out what the trouble was. I
needed glasses."
The college football team had lost its first three games by
lopsided scores. Monday afternoon the players were called out
on the field to learn a new defense system the coach said he
had worked on all weekend.
"If you ever learn anything, learn this!" he barked. "Now
form a circle around me. That's right, keep it tight! Now put
your heads down and run with me as fast as you can for the
locker room."
"What good is that defense going to do us?" a player com
plained irritatedly. '
'"I don't know about you," the coach said, "but if we lose
the next game, it's going to get me through the alumni safely."
Harry Ramsay
The best time to save money was about 30 years ago. S. Omar Barker
Family Weekly, October 16, 1M0
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