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Newspaper Page TextTUESDAY. AUGUST 23, I960 B MEDFORD MAIL TRIBUNE. MEDFORD, ORE. RADIO PROGRAMSTUESDAY Program! listed below are received from the radio itatloni and the Mall Tribune assumes no responsibility except to make changes mi are supplied KYJC 1230 ke 00 Lowell Thomas :15 Sound 1230 :30 Tom Harinon, :45 Frank Goss 00 News Sound 1230 IS Sound 1230 30 Sound 1230 News' tioad bhow Weather Lcl. News :4S Sound 1230 :00 Background News' :15 Amos n Andy-Trio :30 In Person ' :45 In Person :00-World Tonight :13 Sound 1230 :30 Sound 1230 :45 Sound 1230 :00 NewsSound 1230 :15 Sound 1230 ;30 Sound 1230 :45 Sound 1230 :00 News Sound 1230 :15 Sound 1230 :30 Sound 1230 :45 Sound 1230 :00 News Sound 1230 :15 Sound 1230 :3U Sound 1230 :45 Sound 1230 News :00 Sign Off :15 :30 Orval News 'Dinner Morgan Beatty' Edward Morgan News Swlngshlft Swingshift Swlngshift Swingshlf-t Nows'-SwingsnTft Swlngshift Swlngshift Teen Town" News-Go Show The Go Show Hi-Fi Club Hi-Fi Club Hi-FfClub Hi-Fi Club Nightbcat Nightbeat "News' -Nightbeat Nightbeat News All Night Long RADIO PROGRAMS WEDNESDAY 5:30 5:43 All Night Night 6:00 Local News Sound Wake Up to Music 6:15 Sound 1230 Music-Rural Report 6:30 Frank Goss Music-Fish Report 6:45 Sound 1230 First News Roundup "7:00 World News R'ndup. Frank Hemingway 7:13 Sound 1230 Weather News 7:30 Sports Show Rogue Valley New 7:45 Sound 1230 Weather & News 8:C0 News, Wthr" Sound News' 8:15 bound lxau 8:30 Sound 1230 8:45 Sound 1230 9:00 News Sound 1230 Brenkfast a-i TrarlfnD Pnot RraAkriist 9-30 Couple Next Door' Breakfast Club' Safety Serenade B:45 Rt.toHnppiness-Trio Fashion Flashes Safety Serenade 10:00 News, Whispering News' 10:15 Ma Perkins" Teno Test" 10:30 Young Dr. Malone Fashion Flashes 10:45 2nd Mrs Burton Listen 11:00 Newsv"-1230 " News' Listen 11:15 Sound 1230 Listen Show 1 1 :30 Gurry Moore Lcl. NcwB-Listen 11:45 Crosby-Clooney Listen Show 12:00 NewBValley News Nat'l & N 12:15 1230 Weather Weather 12:30 Sound 1230 12:45 Sound 1230 1 :00 News Godfrey 1:15 Arthur Godfrey 1 :30 Arthur Godfrey 1:45 Arthur Godfrey '2:00 News Hseparty 2:15 Hsepnrty-K. Trio" 2:30 Best Seller' 2:45 Best Seller 3:00 News' 'Sound 1230 3:15 Sound 1230 3:30 Traffic Jam 3:45 Traffic Jam 4:00 Lowell Thomas 4:15 Sound 1230 4:30 Tom Harmon' 4:45 Frank Goss" "5:0(1 News' Sound 1230 5:15 Sound 1230 Feature Section Paul Harvey i "News -House Party House Parly I.rl. News-Pnrtv Line Emphnsis News Fidlcr-Hcar Lcl. News-Hear Hear News' Hear Fiddler Hear Local News Hear Emphasis Hear News' Flrtrllpr 5:30 sound mao 5:45 Sound 1230 6 00 Background News News 6:15 Amos n Andy-Trio"Dlnner 6:30 in Person" lYinrRHn 6:45 In Person" Edward 7:00 World Tonight" 7:15 Sound 1230 7:30 Sound 1230 7:45Sound 1230 News' Swlngshift Swlngshift Swlngshift Swlngshift 8:00 News" Sound 1230 News -Swlngshift Swlngshift Swlngshift Teen Town 8:15 Sound 1230 8:30 Sound 1230 8:45 Sound 1230 "0:00 News Sound 1230 NewB-Go : 8:15 Sound 1230 9:30 Sound 1230 9:45 Sound 1230 The Go HI-FI Club Hi-Fi Club 10:00 News Sound 1230 Hi-Fi Club Hi-Fi Club 10:30 Sound 1230 NtRhtheat - 30:45 Sound 1230 Newa Nightbeat ' 1 1 :00 Sign Off News' Nlghthat Xi -15 Nigh then t News 11:30 All Night Long CBS NBC "NBC ' KBOY AM Tuesday: 2:00 Sound of Stereo 3:00 Request Time 6:30 Sports Results 5:35 Request Time 7 :00 Gospel Mission Vespers 7:15 Sign Off WKIlNKSIlAY 5:30 Sign on News i 5:35 Country Western 6:30 Holmnn With The Newa 7:30 News 8:00 Weather. Music B:30 News Stock Market 10 :00 Bargain Roundup KBOY FM Tuesday 2:00 Sound of Stereo I 3:00 Request Time 5:30 Spurts Results 5:33 Request Time 6:00 Dinner Music 8:00 Jazz Scene 9:00 Concert 10:00 Slnw Album 10:00 Show Tunes 11:00 Ht-FI Vnrietles 1 1 :ss Tomorrow's Headlines 12:00 Sign-Off Wednesday 8:00 Sign On. Holman Show Wonthor nn the Hour. News on the Half Hour Pop Music varieties 8:30 Stock Market & News KDOV TUESDAY 4:45 Aviation Weather Report 5:45 Weather Report 6 :30 Sport sens t 7:15 Sign-Off Wednesday: 6:0t Sinn On 6:45 Livestock Report 7:00 Sports Cast 7:05 Weather Report 8:30 Aviation Weather Report TELEVISION PROGRAMS Tho following TV broadcast log it printtd as a frb public larvlca for the Mail Tribuno'l readers and TV viewers. Schedule changes are printed as provided by the TV stations and the Mail Tribune cannot accept responsibility for errors or omissions. KBES-TV (Channel 5) Tuesday 8:00 I Love Lucy 0:30 Clear Horizon 10:00 Love of LUe 10:30 Search for Tomorrow 10:45 Guldlni; Llcht 11:00 Restless Gun 1 1 :30 Love That Bob 12:00 About Faces 12:30 As the World Turn 1:00 Full Circle 1 :30 House Party 2:00 The Millionaire 2:30 Verdict Is Yours 3.0 Britthtcr Day 3:15 Secret Storm 3:30 Edge of Nljlht 4:00 BarKaln Shopper 4:15 Around the Home 4:30 Uncle Bill's Cartoons 5:00 Higher Education and You 3.30 Quick Draw McGraw 6:00 Your TV Weatherman 6:05 Local News 6:15 Doug Edwards at The News 6:30 Business Parade 7:00 Pecks' Had Girl 7:30 Many Loves of Doble Gillls 8:00 Tightrope 8:30 The Comedy Spot 9:00 Diagnosis Unknown 10:00 Political 10:05 Final New 10:15 Sign Off Wednesday 0:00 I Love Lucy 9:30 Clear Horl.on 10:00 Love of Life 10:30 Search for Tomorrow 10:45 Guiding Light 11 :00 Restless Gun 11:30 Love That Bob 12:00 About Faces 12 30 As the World Turn 1:00 Full Circle 1 :30 House Party 2 00 The Millionaire 2:30 Verdict Is Yours 3 00 Brighter Dav 3:15 Secret Storm 3:30 Edge of Night KMED 1440 kc KWIN 1400 kc News Harvey News Clem Stein Fiddler Hear Show Clem Stein New Lcl. News Road ShoClem Stein Emphasis Road ShowClem Stein News Road Show Clem Stein Clem Stein News Cliff Scheel Anderson Cliff Scheel Cllff Scheel Dinner Music Music Cliff Scheel Cliff Scheel Cliff Scheel Cliff Scheel Cliff Scheel Cliff Scheel Cliff Scheel Larry Hoover Larry Hoover Larry Hoover LarryHoover m ""Larry Hoover Larry Hoover Larry Hoover Larry Hoover ""Larry Hoover Larry Hoover Larry Hoover Larry Hoover "Devotion Sign Off" Long Watchman Clem Stein Clem Stein Clem Stein RFD 1400 " RFD 1400 , RFD 1400 Clem Stein Clem Stein -Listen Clem Stein Listen Show Hank Peck Nwa Cliff Enj-le News Clem Stein Listen Show Clem Stein Club" Clem Stein C ub" Clem btein Swap & Sell Cliff bencci Cliff Scheel Cliff Scheel Cliff Scheel Cliff Scheel Cliff Scheel Cliff Scheel Cliff Scheel Lnrry Hoover Comprehensive News Market Report Baseball Baseball W News Market Base bn II Baseball - House PnrtjBaseball Hear Baseball Baseball Baseball Baseball Baseball Baseball Baseball Clem Stein Newa Hnrvey NewsCIem Stein Hcnr Show Clem Stein Nawa Lcl. News Road ShowClem Stein Emphasis Rond ShowClem Stein Newa News Road Show Clem Stein Road Show Clem Stein Weather Lcl. News Cliff Scheel Crvnl Anderson Cliff Scheel Dinner Music Cliff Scheel Music Cliff Scheel wruny - v.11.1 o.. Morgan Cliff Scheel (filff Scheel Cliff Scheel Cliff Scheel Cliff Scheel Larry Hoover Larry Hoover Larry Hoover Larry Hoover Larry Hoover Larry Hoover Larry Hoover Larry Hoover "Larry Hoover Larry Hoover Larry Hoover Larry Hoover "Devotion Sign Off " Show Show 730 kc 10:15-. -Clemens-Time 10:43 Points of Fashion 1 1 ;30 Records With Ron 12:00 Sports Outlook 12:05 Vnrletles 12:30 Stock Market 12:35 Hi-Fi Varieties 1:30 News. Ht-Ft Varieties 2:00 Sound of Stereo 3 :00 Request Time 5:30 Sports Results 5:35 Request Time 7:00 Gospel Mission Vespers 7:15 Sign Off 95.3 mc 10:00 Bargain Roundup 10:15 Clemens-nine 10:45 Points of Fashion 1 1 :oO Weather-Music 11:30 Record With Ron 12:00 Sports Outlook 12:05 Ranch-Time 12:15 Farm Market 12:30 Stock Market 12:35 Rnnchtlme 1:30 News, Rnnch-tlme 2:00 Sound of Stereo 3 00 Request Time 5:30 Sports Results 5:3!SKoquet Time 6:00 Dinner Music 8:00 Jazz Scene 0:00 Concert 10:00 Show Tunes 10:50 Snoits Final 11:00 Hi-Fi Varieties 12:00 Sign-Off 1300 kc 0:23 Trader Horn U;45 Weather Report 1 1 :35 Portnls of Prayer 12:00 Market Report 2 25 Trader Horn 3:00 Dixieland Jnzz 3:25 Meeting Notices 4:45 Avintlon Weather Report 3:45 Weather Report 6:30 Sportscast 7:15 Sign-Off 4:oo Jeffs Collie 4 30 Uncle Bill s Cartoons 5.00 Shakespearean Festival 3:13 TV Question Bok .3:30 Woody Woodpecker 6HO Your TV Weatherman 6 03 Local News 6:13 Doug Edward tt The New 6:30 Title Pending 7:00 Meet MeUraw 7:30 Men Into Space 8:00 The Millionaire 8:30 I've Got a Secret 9:00 l)S Steel Hour 10:00 December Bride 10:30 Final News 10:43 Dan Smoot Report 11:00 Sinn Oft KOTI-TV (Channel 2) Tuesday 4:00 American Bandstand 4:30 TI1A 3:30 Quick Draw McGraw B OO Six o'clock Report 6:10 TV Weatherman 6:13 Dour Edwards 6:30 Heretic 8 7:00 Peck s Bud Girl 7:30 Dnlile Gillls 8:0O Rifleman 8:30 Colt 45 0:00 Jubilee USA 0:30 The Rebels 10:00 Ed Sullivan Wednesday: 10:13 Cartoons 10:30 Search for Tomorrow 10:45 Guiding Light 11:00 Restless Gun 1 1 30 l.ove That Bob 12:00 About Faces 12:30 As the World Turns l :ou nay in court 1 :30 Gale Storm 2.O0 Beat the Clock 2:30 Who Do You Trust 3:00 Brighter Day 3:15 Secret Storm 3:30 Edge of Night 4:00 American Bandstand 4:30 Chaplain's Corner 4:40 Ore.-Cal. Panorama STAR -By CLAY Your Daily According To develop message for Wednesday, reod words corresponding to numbers of your Zodiac birth sign. 1 You'll 31 And 61 Core.ully 2 Moke 32Somewhot 62 Hurry 3 Activities 33 Dlat 63 Under 4 You , 34 Good 64 Good 5 Protxabty 35 Wei! 65 Before 6 The 36 Be 66 Good 7 Don't 37 Semible 67 Reoching 6 Be 36 Aims , 68 Wonderfully 9 Right 3Don'r ij- 69 O 10 Permit 40 Study "I 70 Teaching 11 Atpeeli 4! Mokei " 71 Authority 12 ObtloelM 42 Do 72 Today UEncouroge 43 Reiearch 73 Aspect t 14 Need 44 Requiring 74 Worry 1 5 To 45 Exercising 75 Good ? 16 To I 46 Something 76 Mental J 17 Matter 47 Haste 77 Day I 18 Work 48 Physical 78 For 190ut 49 Don't 79 Work 20 Go 50 Strive 80 Definite 21 In 51 Consider 81 The 22 Be 52 Not 82 Decisions 23 Wotte 53 All 83 Decisions 24 Secretive 54 Considered 84 Inventions 25 Start 55 To 85 Will 26 Slowly 56 A 86 Pleose 27 A 57 Exertion 87 Dor ng 28 And 58 Angles 88 Mood 29 Results 59 Attain 89 Impossible 30 In 60 Your 90 Restrained Good (Adverse sQnIuujI So-xr-jwoi, HV5-81-8y jf TAURUS APR. Jl i MAY 21 !?17-18-19-35 Of MUNI -VC MAY 22 t U-b-Ti BV24-31-32-90 CANCER x JUNE 23 JULY 23 '3-41-47-49 '62-69-74 VMGO AUG. 24 SEPT. 22 1- 5- 8-21 i27-68-7S-88l The Medical Batter Car or the Insane Mr. William A. Naggle of Dayton, Ohio, who has work ed as an attendant In mental hospitals and has great sym pathy for the insane, writes me, making a number of good suggestions. He told me of a man, an excellent cabinet-maker who, working every day In one of the shops in a mental hospital, turned out a lot of gifts which were sold to visitors. Usually peaceful, one day the man got into a fight and nearly killed his opponent. When Mr. Naggle asked him why he had gone berserk, he said that, first, he had got ten fed-up working for the hospital so long for nothing; and second, because the head of the shop would not even let him have chewing tobacco which brought him the only comfort and pleasure he hud in life. As Mr. Naggle said, a sane man, angered by all this injustice would probably have "blown up" too, and fought back. Mr. Naggle would like to see all the violent and crim inal and dangerous insane put in one institution. All the hopeless old people who just sit on a bench all day and stare into space or talk to themselves should go into another alms-house type of in stitution. Then, all those people who can work, who usually behave themselves, and who might eventually be taught to live out In the world again, should be put In another type of In stitution, which should not be called a hospital or an asylum, but rather a "rehabilitation center." In It every effort should be made to prepare the people for useful work and sane living. These people would work in shops for wages, and per haps, after some money was deducted for board and lodg ing, the rest would be given to the people, or banked In their name. The men in charge of the Center would be trained industrialists. Probably there would be at least two types of these re habilitation centers the first, for persons who have to be kept locked up in order to keep them away from alcohol or drugs; and the second, for those who are so sane they can be allowed to come and go as freely as if they were living in a hotel or a company "bunk house." During the last year, as I have read some 85 books by persons who had once been confined in a mental hospital, I have been impressed with the stupidity and callousness of those who were in charge of many of the institutions. Imagine a superintendent who would not allow the pa- 3:00 Fiind-o-Ranie ' S:I5 Doug Edwards V30 Woody Woodpecker 6:00 Wednesday Nljrht Fights 0 :50 Sportsman 7 00 Seven O'clock Report 7:10 TV Weatherman 7:15 TV Question Box 7:30 Men Into Space 810 Hawaiian Eve 9:00 Circle Theatre 10:00 December Bride 10:30 News 10:43 Dan Smoot 11:00 Rawhldr uo f$ ULr,A . AUG. 23 051-53-581 65-47-80-82 iVvw TONIGHT AT 10 P.M. . "On The Record" with Maurine NEUBERGER Candidate for U.S. SENATOR KBES-TV 10 :00 to 10 :05 p.m. Pd. Adv. Miurine Neuberger for U.S. Senator Committee, 1208 Portland Trust Bldg., Portland, Oregon GAXER0 R. POLLAN Activity Guid SEPT. OCT. to the Start. 20-26-30-43 at 1 160-71-72 A SCORPIO OCT. 24 NOV. 27 3-4448-57(A 63-6t73 V SAGITTARIUS NOV. 23 'EC 22 Ml 7-lCM2-15jf 133-34-38 CAPRICORN DEC. 23 ft !. 20 52-54-56-64?5l 77-78-83 Vlil AQUARIUS JAN. 21 .ar-. FEB. 19 2- 6- 9 2VVH 128-29-85-86 Vg PISCES FEB. &., MAR 21 'tr 11-13-40-43Ci 70-76-79-84'- Roundup Emeritus Coniultant tn Medicine. Mtyo Cllnle Emeritus Proiessui ot Medicine. Majro CUnle tients to have any books or magazines, and who even look from them their eye-glasses Imagine the stupidity of get ting all of the patients up at 5:30 every morning, and per haps ordering lights out at 7:30 or 8:00 every evening! Imagine the great unkindness of denying patients the right to send or receive letters with out censoring! One of the cruel practices in the past has been to put a usually sane and sensitive and well-behaved person in with decidedly insane, perhaps vio lent, or perhaps imbecilic or disgusting persons. This causes so much trouble, if only because people with a loved one who much needs hospitalization cannot bear to think of putting him or her into such a place. Most of the time a young man may be interesting and and pleasant and well-behaved, but just let him get slight ly manic, or let him start drinking, and he may travel all over the country, charging big hotel bills and car bill to his long-suffering family. Just lock him up and keep him away from alcohol, and in a few days he may be a charm ing and perhaps brilliant and able man. Or, here is a young wom an who, when not a manic or not drinking, is charming and lovable. But let her get "lit," and she starts telephoning to family friends at 2 a.m., to curse them and bawl them out with obscenities. What is the poor family to do? The young woman needs to be locked up, but it is hard to think of put ting her into a terribly over crowded ward when the beds are almost touching one anoth er, and many of the patients are disgusting people. Also, it is hard to think of locking the girl away where she may have nothing to do all day ex cept a few chores. I am not saying that all state hospitals are as bad as this, but still I am sure we in America have not yet faced up to the problem of caring properly for our insane peo ple, and especially, for those who, for much of the time, are so sane that they need decent surroundings, decent food, and some remunerative work to do. A few years ago I had a long talk with the fine kindly med ical superintendent of a stnfe hospital for the insane. He said it distressed him, but all he could hope to do for his several hundred mainly eld erly patients was to take care of those who became acutely ill with an infection, or a cancer of the bowel, or an obstructing prostate gland. He couldn't do any psychiatric treatment. Dr. Alvarez' booklet on nervousness may be obtained by sending 25 cents and a large, stamped, self-addrcsscd envelope with your request to Dr. Walter C. Alvarez, Dept. MMT The Register and Trib -tine Syndicate, Box 957, Des Moines 4, Iowa. (Released by The Register and Tribune Syndicate, 19S0) American Asks Asylum in USSR Moscow - (UPD - Vladimir Sloboda, identified as a U.S. military Intel ligence em ployee in West Germany, has asked for political asylum in the Soviet Union, the Soviet Tass news agency said Mon day. Tass said Sloboda was "deputy head of a section of the staff of the 513-1 intel ligence group" stationed at Oberursel in West Germany. Sloboda entered East Ger many Aug. 2, Tass added. The East German ADN news agency reported Aug. 8 that Sloboda had defected to the Communists Aug. 3. That same day, the U.S. Army iden tified him as Spec. 5 Vladimir Sloboda, 33, and confirmed he was missing from his unit. He is married and is the father of three small children. A U.S. Army spokesman said at the time that Sloboda was attached to the 513th Military Intelligence Unit in Frankfurt. The spokesman said Sloboda held a minor position as a linguist and clerk in the intelligence group to which he was assigned, and that he had only limited ac cess to security information. Cor, Bicycle Collide In Ashland Sunday Ashland - A collision be tween a vehicle driven by Charles Chantry Clark, 1758 Highway 68, Ashland, and' a bicycle operated by Candy Clark, 1970 Ashland St., was reported to Ashland police Sunday. Miss Clark was taken to Ashland General hospital where her condition was not considered to be serious. BRIDGE BUILDER DIES New York - MPII - Dr. David Bernard Steinman, 73, world renowned bridge builder, died Sunday night at his home. 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