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About Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989 | View Entire Issue (May 22, 1960)
Stop all 9 kinds of ITCH the way doctors do! QUIPS AND QUOTES WHERE jut WHY do you if eh? do you Hcht Face j Ears J-1C' Under Arms f Arms y f Hands V Rectum r"- Legs Allergic Itch Nervous Itch Eczema Itch Rectal Itch Insect Bites Heat Rash Poison Ivy Sunburn Itch Pruritus CALAMATUM BRINGS RELIEF BEST v. New formula contains 6 anti-itch ingredients to soothe pain, speed healing, stop itch fast! Science has developed u remarkable new formula that combines 6 anti-itch ingredients to relieve all 9 kinds of itch in seconds! This new medicated cream, called CALAMATUM ' Oint ment, actually slops itch ing and burning on con- soothes pain and aids healing too. Elective even on spreading itch like poison ivy, because it helps dry open weeping lesions, prevents spreading. Prevents risk of infection from scratching, too, because CALAMATUM turns into its own pink bandage won't rub off until you wash it off! Get cooling, soothing CALAMATUM Ointment in convenient tube or eco nomical aerosol dispenser. FORMS ITS OWN PINK BANDAGE e 1959 lsodine Pharmacal Corporation, Dover, Del. PHOTO CREDITS Pag 2: Ralph H. Hutchini, Jr. Page 4: American Youth Hosted. Page 7: UPI. Page 14: Zachery Freyman. Pages 15, 16: UPI. ORA-FIX s holds U dentures all day! U Oh Otntun Clumr, too TTan...kymnasseii Get a Finer Finish Fast,.. Dries in 30 minutes. The clear, interior complete wood finish in one can. Trouble- free, ready-to use. Insist on Deft there is no subsitute. I x. """Vjj FREE 6-pt. finishing chart. Write PW Otft, Box 2216, Torranca, California l.'M.'.H'lil.!.TTH Lovely V4 acre sties In Central Florida hills, lake, (rove area S35, no money down, SlOa month. Suburb of Ocala, high and dry Streets, utilities 22 mi. to Gulf Beaches Fun. hunt Invest or retire. FREE color folder Write Dept..l10 .N Rainbow Park. Box 521, Ocala, Fla. Cool Comfort For Burning Feet Let Ice-Mint with soothing lanolin keep four feet In cool, fresh comfort while the rm peril ure ioars. So eay to apply thit frosty-while medicated cream so lasting In its soothing relief. A real help too In softening stinging callouses and coma. Don't delay. Get Ice-Mint today. Why bt nrvoua about Donturoo? Now you can enjoy good solid food without a worry In the world. PERMA-GR1P Dental Powder anchors plates firmly, comfortably for hours Alkaline, tasteless. Get UfJUSaUieJ Pro-phy-lK-tK 8rysh Co.. flounce. Mats. Adhesive Everywhere It slicks on window, wall, or door, On curtains, clothing, rug, linil floor But not on what you've used il for! Helen Castle The young man applied for a salesman's job in a clothing store. The manager pointed to a suit, long out of fashion, that had been im possible even to give away. "Sell that one, son, and you've got the job," the manager said. He thought no more about it un til late afternoon when the young man rushed up with his pants torn and scratches on his hands and face, but wearing a smile. "Well," he reported triumphantly, "I sold that suit!" "Wonderful," the manager said, "and I see you encountered sales resistance, too." "Oh, no," the new salesman re plied. "The customer was no prob lem but his seeing-eye dog!" Harry Ramsay The two-week session at the health resort had come to an end, and the healthy, flat-stomached guests were lining up to check out. The beaming proprietor mingled among them, giving them final tests in body-conditioning. "And now you, Mr. George," he said. "Hold your knees stiff and touch your luggage." Mi-. George obviously was dis appointed. "I can touch my toes now. Let me show you ..." "No, no," said the proprietor. "Just touch the luggage." With proud effortlessness, Mr. George bent to his luggage. "Easy," he commented. "What next?" "Next you can open the bags and give me back my towels," the pro prietor snapped. Frances Benson The nice thing about drive-in movies is that you know where your wife's shoes are when you get ready to go home. A. W. Stinson "I always go downtown Fridays to have my hair done and my fenders straightened." Those critics who are claiming conversation is a lost art obviously have never paid a teen ager's telephone bill. David O. Flynn On her return from lunch, the young secre tary ran into the office and bolted the door be hind her. "What's wrong?" the boss asked. "There's a crazy guy out there who thinks he's Arthur Miller," she said breathlessly. "Well, Arthur Miller is a common-enough name. No need to make a scene about that." "No," she replied, wide-eyed, "but he thinks my name is Marilyn Monroe!" Len Womack How Green Is My Driveway We've had no lurk al growing grass (It simply will not thrive) Except, of course, between the cracks That cross our concrete drive. Roy V. Sleek 12 . Family Weekly, May 22, I960
