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About Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989 | View Entire Issue (May 8, 1960)
QUIPS AND QUOTES Revolutionary 3-layer tablet for relief of SONUS POLLEN ALLERGIES & COLDS MISERIES Down in the Back Digging up a garden is a major enterprise For those of us who haven't garden tractors. Yet many of us find it's beneficial exercise At least, it benefits our chiropractors. Hal Chadwick "S'pose any of the guests will miss us?" Don't Look Now Rearview mirrors how helpful they are! Yet one, I confess, I deplore: Not the rearview mirror I have in my car But the one in the clothing store. Richard Armour Well, It Softens the Blow "The X rays show two abscessed molars that will have to come out Say, you must brush your teeth thoroughly. Didn't find a single cavity." "I had a letter from Sis Mnd Joe, and they're bring ing Nancy and the twins and planning to stay a week. But they're leaving Tim with a neighbor." "She had nine kittens. Seven were males, though." "She failed in math, French, English, and his tory, but wait till you hear a cool 95 in dancing!" 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