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POLLEN ALLERGIES & COLDS MISERIES
Down in the Back
Digging up a garden is a major enterprise
For those of us who haven't garden tractors.
Yet many of us find it's beneficial exercise
At least, it benefits our chiropractors.
Hal Chadwick
"S'pose any of the guests will miss us?"
Don't Look Now
Rearview mirrors how helpful they are!
Yet one, I confess, I deplore:
Not the rearview mirror I have in my car
But the one in the clothing store.
Richard Armour
Well, It Softens the Blow
"The X rays show two
abscessed molars that will
have to come out Say, you
must brush your teeth
thoroughly. Didn't find a
single cavity."
"I had a letter from Sis
Mnd Joe, and they're bring
ing Nancy and the twins
and planning to stay a
week. But they're leaving
Tim with a neighbor."
"She had nine kittens.
Seven were males, though."
"She failed in math,
French, English, and his
tory, but wait till you hear
a cool 95 in dancing!"
"He says it's termites, all
right, but not a trace of
them in the garage."
Parke Cummings
A Government agency sent out a request to all cities,
asking information on what was being done to prolect the
communities against H-bomb attack. An angry young mayor
?".f down and penned this reply:
"Re atomic protection request, not tcorrted here. We haue
a chamber of commerce which has repelled everything new
in the past 50 years." . Dan Bennett
Family Weekly, May I, I960
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Woman Tortured
by Agonizing ITCH
" nearly itched to death for 1 years.
7 hen found a newtvondercreme. Now
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HEMORRHOIDS
SWOLLEN TISSUE
REDUCED . .
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Stops pain in minutes)
Now - reduction and retraction
o( congested, swollen pile tissue, in
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Pain and itching are relieved in
minuies almost on contact! Hut
the truly amazing relief arises from
reduction and retraction of tor
lured, congested tissues themselves.
Dccongestive formula includes a
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