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R A DIO PROGRAMS MON DAY Program Uirad below ara raeaivaa' bwi Hie radio Morions and tha Mail Tribune emimn no raipemibility except ta make change n ara uppli-l. KYJC 1230 ke KMED 1440 ke KWIN 1400ke 4:00 Traffic Jam 4:15 Traffic Jam 4 :30 Traffic Jam 4 A3 Traffic Jam 5:00 -Thomas-Snorts 5:13 Sound 1230 5:30 Tom Harmon" 5:43 Frank Goss" News Hear Show Hear Show Emphasis -Hear Hear Show Paul Walker Paul Walker Paul Walker Walker-New News' Bulletin Board Business - Sports Lcl News-Sports Orval Anderson Paul Walker Pa jl Walker Perry Hotchkiss Hotchkiss-News 6:00 News" 6:13 Sound 1230 6:30 Story Hour 6:45 Sound 1230 7 :0C-News-Amos-Andy 7 15 Amos "n" Andy" 7 30 News-Griff ith-B&A" 7:43 Bob& Ray News" Dinner Music Dinner Music Dinner Music Dinner Music County News Perry Hotchkiss . Perr" Hotchkiss Perry Hotchkiss News" Dinner Music Dinner Music News of the World Man On The Go" Perry Hotchkiss Perry Hotchkiss Perry Hotchkiss Hotchkiss-News 8:00 World Tonight" 8:15 Soun' 1230 8:30 Sounci 1230 8:43 Sound 1230 9:00 News" 9:13 Sound 1230 9:30 Sound 1230 9:45 Sound 1230 " News- Swingshift Swingshift Swingshift Swingshift News Go Go Hi-Fi Club Hi-Fi Club Russ White Russ White Russ White Count Down-News Russ White , Russ White Russ White Count Down-News 10:00 Richfield Reporter 10:15 Sound 1230 10:30 Sound 1230 10:45 Sound 1230-News News" -Hi-Fi Club Hi-Fi Club . Nightbeat Nightbeat Russ White Russ White Russ White Count Down-News 11 :00 Sign Off 11:15 1130 News Nirhtbeat Sign Off Sign Off RADIO PROGRAMS TU ESDAY 6:00 News" 6:15- -Sound 1230 6:30 Sound 1230 6:45 Sound 1230 Wake Up to Music Vake Up to Music Wake Up to Music First News Jim Ochs Jim Ochs Local News-Ochs Jim Ochs 7:00 News Roundup" 7:ir -Sound 1230 7:30 Sports Show 7:45 Sound 1230 Wake Up to Music Weather News Valley Beeper Weather News Jim Ochs Jim Ochs Jim Ochs Jim Ochs 8 :00 News-Weather 8:15 Frank Goss" 8:30 Sound 1230 8:43 Sound 1230 News Terry Nolan. Terry Nolan Emphasis--T. Nolan Terry Nolan Cliff Engle News" Paul Walker Walker-News 9:00 News-Lost Pets-BabyNews- Swap & Sell Paul Walker 8:13 Breakfast Club Terry Nolan Paul Walker 9jr Breakfast Club" Emphasis--T. Nolan Paul Walker 9:45 Breakfast Club" Terry Nolan Walker-News 10:00 News Trad. Post 10:13 Sound 1230 10:30 Younfi Dr. Malone" 10:43 Ma Perkins" News Terry Nolan Terry Nolan Emphasis-T. Nolan World of Fashions Paul Walker TeloTest" Paul Walker Walker-News 11 :00 News-Whisp. Streets' 1 1 :13 Couple Next Door" 1 1 :30 Hele.j Trent" 11:45 Pat Buttram" News" Hear Show Hear Emphasis"-Hear Hear Paul Walker Paul Walker Russ White . White News 12:00 Paul Harvey" 12 :13 News-Weather 12:30 Garry Moore"" 12:43 Funny Sid; Up 1 :00 News-Godfrey" 1.15 Arthur Godfrey" 1:30 Arthur Godfrey" 1 :43 Arthur Godfrey" Noon News Weather-Market Feature Section His Majesty the Baby Russ White Jackson Co. News Russ White White News News" Hear Show Hear Show Emphasis' -Hear Hear Show Russ White Russ White Russ White White News 2 :00 News-Houseparty 2:15 Houseparty" 2:30 Del Courtney 2 :45 Del Courtney 3:00 Del Courtney 3:15 Del Courtney 3 30 Traffic Jam 3:45 Traffic Jam News" Hear Show Hear Show Emphasis -Hear Hear Show Russ White Russ White Paul Walker Walker-News News" Hear Show Hear Show Emphasis" -Hear Hear Show Paul Walker Paul Walker Paul Walker Waiker-News 4 00 Traffic Jam 4:15 Traffic Jam 4 :3c Traffic Jam 4:45 Traffic Jam News- Hear Show Hear Show Emphasis" -Hear Hear Show Paul Walker Paul Walker Paul Walker Walker-News 5:00 Thomas-Sports" 5:13 Sound 1230 5:30 Tom Harmon" 5 :43 Frank Goss" News Bulletin Board Paul Walker Business - Sports Lcl fews-poris Orval Anderson Paul Walker Perry Hotchkiss Hotchkiss-Ncvs 6 00 News" 6 15 Sound 1230 6 30 Story Hour 6 43 Sound 1230 News" Dinner Music Dinner Music Dinner Music Dinner Music Jackson Co. News Perry Hotchkiss Perry Hotchkiss Hotchkiss-News 7 00 News-Amos-Andy- 7:15 Amos 'n' Andy 7 30 News-Grif fith-B&A 7 45 Bob & Ray" Nws" Dinner Musie Dinner Music News of the World Man On The Go Perry Hotchkiss Perry Hotchkiss Perry Hotchkiss Hotchkiss-News 8:00 World Tonight' 8:15 Sound 1230 8:30 Sound 1230 8:43 Sound 1230 News- Swingshift Svingshift Swingshift Swingshift White White White Count Down-News 9. -00 News 9:15 Sound 1230 9:30 Sound 1230 9:43 Sound 1230 10:00 Richfield Reporter-1 10:15 Sound 1230 10:30 Sound 1230 10:43 Sound 1230-News 11:00 Sign Off News" Go Go Hi-Fi Club Hi-Fi Club News" -Hi-Fi Club Hi-Fi Club Nightbeat Nightbeat White White White Count Down-News White White White Count Down-News News Nightbeat Sign Off Sign Off ABC CBS NBC MBS ABC KBOY AM 730 kc Monda. 5:40 Evening Vespers 5:45 Sign-Off Tuesday 7:13 Sign-On. Phil Hnlman 7:30 News 8:00 Weather 8 30 News-Stock Quotes 10:00 Bargain Roundup 10:30 Clemens-Time 11:30 Records With Ron 12:00 Ranch Time 12:15 Farm Market 12:30 Stock Market 12 :33 Ranch Time 2:35 Bargain Roundup 5:40 Evening Vespers 5:43 Sign-Off KBOY FM 95.3 Monday 5:40 Evening Vespers 5 45 Dinner Music ' 8 00 Hi-Fi Varieties 9 00 Jan Scene 10:00 Show Album 11D0 Varieties 1130 Light Clastic 12:00 Sign-Off Tuesday 6:00 Sign-On. Phil Hoi-nan Hi-Fi Varieties 7 30 News 8 00 Weathr-r 8 30 News. Stock Quotes mc 10:00 Bargain Roundup 10:30 Clemen's-Time 1 1 :30-Records With Ron 12:00 Hi-Fi Varieties 12:30 Stock Market 12:33 Hi-Fi Varieties 1 :00 Weather. Pop Music 2:33 Bargain Roundup 5:40 Evening Vespers 5:45 Dinner Music 8:00 Hi-Fi Varieties With Rick 9 :00 Jazz Scene 10:00 Show Album 11:30 Light Classical 12:00 Sign-Off MONO AT 4:25 School Bell 4 45 Sigh Off TUESDAY 00 Sign On 6 15 Evangelistic Center 7 :C5 Weather . . 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IS5-68-74 CAPRICORN DEC 23 JAR 20 VS 18-21-23-261 Pl-38-79-85m- AQUARIUS JAN. 21 ;eb.' 19 ,gg 5- 7-20-251 3A P8-41-45 PISCCS FEB. MAK.21 4-U-14-T7C-1 B6-43-81-87V. 6 MAIL TRIBUNE, MedfW, Or. A Monday, Feb. 1, 1960 The Medical Roundup by Emeritus Consultant In Madielnd. H'.yo Cllt-le Emeritus Professor of Hediclna. Mayo Cllnia DR. ALVAREZ to get rid of. Keloids Quite a few people want to know what keloids are. They are over-growths of the skin along lines where it has been cut or burned. Some people practically al ways react to a cut with a formation of a keloid. These look like rais ed welts. Skin specialists tell us that kel oids are hard Sometimes ex posure to x-rays wili tend to shrink them. Sometimes, after a year or two, the keloid will flatten down a pood deal, and as it loses its red color, it will not look so bad. I just saw a woman who went to a physi cian because of a bad keloid. He must have been a rare op tomist because he cut it out. Now she has a bigger one in its place! Anti-Malaria Drugs As many physicians know, some of the synthetic quinine like drugs, which were made during World War II to pro tect our soldiers from malaria while they were fighting in the South Seas, have been found effective in helping some people with arthritis, especially of the rheumatoid type. They can help, also, the type that is due to the skin disease psoriasis. Sometimes the drug helps, also, in cases of spondylitis-the type of arthritis which causes the spinal column of a young man to become one single solid bone; and it works miracu lously in some cases of lupus erythrematosis. A Pseudo-Hermaphrodite Produced As I keep saying in this col umn, it distresses me wnen 1 see police treating as crimin- jals persons who have a mix- up in their sexual feelings. I keep reading now reports of boy babies born with a fe male type of genitalia. The mixup was produced by a doc tor's having given the mother large doses of a female hor mone all through her preg nancy, almost from the be ginning. This was done prob ably with the idea of prevent ing a miscarriage.. The fact that such treat ment can change a boy baby into something that looks much like a girl baby shows very clearly that later on no one must treat the chijd as a criminal because "it" keeps maintaining that "it" is a boy, and not a girl, as the obstetri cian thought. Such people should not be denied (as oft en they are today) the right to have the mistake corrected. Dr. Alvarez' booklet on ner vousness may be obtainel by sending 25 cents and a large, stamped, self-addressed envel ope with your request to Dr. Walter C. Alvarez, Dept., MMT, The Register and Trib une Syndicte, Box 857, Des Moines 4, Iowa. (Released by The Register and Tribune Syndicate, 1960) Youth Council Rally Planned for Feb. 7 For . the past several months, the Interdenomina tional Youth Council has been busy making plans for the an nual youth rally set for Feb. 7. - The rally is the council's part in Youth Week observ ance. The theme of this year's Youth Week is "Thy Kingdom . . . On Earth". The First Methodist church, 607 West Main st., is the planned site for the 5 p.m. devotional serv ice, in which various youth groups of the Medford area will participate. The music for the event will be provided by the Medford High school choir. The group will later go to the YMCA for refreshment, recreation, and fellowship. All high school youth of the Medford area are invited to attend. A 25 cent registra tion fee will be charged. A radio program with emphasis on Youth Week entitled. "Seek Ye First", will also be presented by the council. There are 111 newspapers published in New York City. vi n ay JEWELERS! 129 S. 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