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About Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 13, 1959)
a flu Until recently, the only way to induce sleep was to drug the mind. Now comes safe, hospital-tested' Dormin, using the newest sleeping principle. With Dormin you have nothing to fear no dangerous nar cotics, no habit-forming barbiturates, no tranquilizers. Yet Dormin was proved remarkably effect iv0 in 9 out of K) tlinical Try one or two Dormin capsules as directed. Clinical studies show that is usually enough to bring sleep quickly. .sk for Dormin, the original sleeping capsule no prescription needed. Only $1.00 at all good drug stores. EVERYBODY'S GIVING through United Funds and Community Chests M HI UNITED Your Feet! Fast Relief From Sore, Hot, urea, rerspmng reei Wonder-working Dr. Scholl's Foot Powder does all this nnd more. Knsos new or tight shoes... lessons exces sive perspiration . . . helps eliminate foot odor, pre- vont Athleto s root. 15. 4(X and 75. Try it! sn 3 Backache & Nerve Tension SECONDARY TO KIDNEY IRRITATION NSW YORK Special: Thanks to new, eclentlflo laboratory formulatlonv-thou,. and of man and women now escape feelfnf old; tlrewHrrllable and dapceaeed-i from loalng sleep and worrying about "Bladder Weeknees"OMln UP rttwhtt or Bed Welti m, due to common Kldner . vr Bladder Irritations, which often re sult In seconder Backache. Headache and Nervousnees. In such cases New Im proved Crstex usually lives quick, calm Ins relief b com bat I na Irrttatlnt terms In acid urine; and br relaxlnt. enalseile pain relief. Safe for rouni and old. Get Oretex at drusl 1st. Peel better fast. ft A smart wife is one who knows how to retie the Christinas package her husband has hidden from her. -O.A.BattUta For nearly an hour the route clerk of an automobile club carefully went over travel maps and tour books with a young man planning a trip to Florida. "Now, you're sure these routes you've advised are heavily traveled?" he asked for the tenth time. -' "Yes, they are." "Well, they'd better be," he replied threateningly. "I'm hitchhiking!" The weary husband was met at the door with sad news. "We'll have to go out for dinner," his wife ex plained cheerily. "I couldn't prepare anything be cause the electricity went off." "Electricity?" the husband growled. "We have a gas range!" "I know that," she replied, "but we have an elec tric can opener!" Adrian Anderson m l-JW'Bet-ltev-a.'r- l. iAfT. .mw '..'W.t TJ- . ewa. - - . . - Apologies I'd Just As Soon .Forgo - "I'm sorry about borrowing your Treasury of Great Thought without your okay. It was something I figured you'd never miss." "I must apologize for the way I behaved at your house the other night. It's just that I'm apt to drink too much when the party is dull." "Sorry, partner, I shouldn't have hogged the bid like that I should have let you play the hand at four spades instead of going to four diamonds, even though you probably would have messed them up." "I don't know what got into me acting so jealous when you kept dancing with that blonde. Forgive me. As though a girl like that could be interested in a man your age!" Parke Cummings Pre-Christmas Quest I'm shopping for gifts that are really nice And seeking, while sifting the wheat from the chaff, For treasures you'd say were worth double the price That I can afford but that cost about half. Georgie IStarbuck Galbraith The Later -Than - You -Think Show Unlike some other folks I know 1 don't care if the late, late show Keeps me awake instead of sleeping No, that is not my cause for weeping; The thing that bothers me a bit Is that I often must admit, When questioned by some youthful lout, I saw the film when it came out. Dick Emmons No teen-age girl would recognize opportu nity if it knocked. It would have to blow a horn at the curb. Hal Chadtcick Quiz for a Prospective Week-End Guest Would you, I wonder, as my guest, Go snooping in our hallway chest And take a look at closet shelves That we've reserved to use ourselves, And even, lacking decent pride, Pull dresser drawers and peek inside? Would you, as guest, make stealthy tours The way I would if I were yours? Richard Armour 12 Family Weekly. December 13, 1959
