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About Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 25, 1959)
lim 9 always active, alert, anxious for his Friskies! . . . the prime grade dog food from Carnation Irresistible lean red horse meat... plus all the vitamins, minerals, proteins and energy foods your dog is known to need-all in Friskies. (55) Government-inspected for complete nourishment Up to twice the food value of cut-rate brands. And it's quality guaranteed by nation. For variety, tamd Frltklat Mmal and Cube FRISKIES MEAL -meaty taste, meaty aroma, fully balanced, mixes instantly. FRISKIES CU BES -6-flavor, 6-color nourishment in crunchy, bite-size morsels. Sim i8tp-J f3b 1 'tj. ... I wish i hadn't had that last cup of coffee. It would have been better, too, if I'd come home a little sooner. It must be almost midnight. Oh, well, I'll probably go straight to sleep . . . Maybe I'd better turn over on my side. Ouch! How could my arm be so uncomfortable? Don't I always sleep on this side? Maybe it's the other side . . . The bed is certainly scratchy tonight. Where did I see a sale on sheets and pillowcases? Maybe it was last week. I'll look in the paper when I get up. Oh, no, I won't. I remember burning the papers before I left tonight ... It must be past midnight now. I wonder what time it is. If I roll over and get the light from the window, maybe I can see my watch . . . There. No, the moon's behind a cloud. Is it five minutes after 12? It can't be one o'clock already, can it? This is ridiculous. I'm going to sleep. There are a million things to be done tomorrow. If I don't get to sleep, I'll never ... Did I turn off the light in the kitchen? Of course I did. I never left the kitchen light on in my life . . . For heaven's sake! Heaven . . . The best music this side of heaven. That's Guy Lombardo. He has five brothers, I think, and a sister. The sister's name is Rosemary. Rosemary . . . Nice name. Rosemary Evans married that man who used to be general manager of the awning company. What was his name? Who cares? Me. That's who. Well, let's see. Roger? No . . . Robert? Maybe. Robert who? Mr. and Mrs. Robert Who . . . This is silly. Good-night, world. Good-night, mice. Mice! If that noise is a mouse, I'll scream. Gloria Olson woke up one night and found a mouse sitting on her stomach. She didn't scream. There it is again. If I turn on the light, I'll never get to sleep ... Gloria said she never shut her eyes again all night. Gloria's a pretty name. Like Rosemary. Rosemary Evans Somebody. Okay. I give up. I'm going straight downstairs and drink nine cups of coffee ... And then I'm going to take an ax and break every clock in the house. I'll never speak to Rosemary Evans again. So help me . . . help me Help! 10 Family Weekly, January 25. 1959
