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About Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 23, 1958)
Seems like the next war will be fought over disarma ment. Australasian Mjgr. Statements Apt to Be Interrupted "You're dead wrong, officer, saying I was go ing 40 when my speedometer clearly registered 35, so if you'd just pull your head out of the car ..." "As America's greatest president, Franklin D. . . ." "All right, children, since it's such a nice day you can go roller skating. I think ten minutes is a fair time . . ." "Two tickets for tonight's performance of 'My Fair Lady.' I'd rather not have anything farther back than the tenth row, and preferably . . ." "That guy Reese is a wonder. Still going strong with the Brooklyn Dodgers . . ." "Now look, dear, I've had a tough day at the office while all you've been doing is lolling around..." "Well, all I can say is that everybody agrees he's the funniest comedian on the . . ." "Our grandchildren are the only ones I've ever heard of who say those cute things . . ." "Golf a sport? Why, it's just a king-sized version of croquet where you . . ." Parke Cummings THE PROBLEMS OF INNER SPACE Our new refrigerator's huge, A great big super-eold one; We've had it now a week, and It's as crowded as the old one. Ken Kraft Crime of My Wife Of all the stupid questions, The one that takes the cake Is this: "Say, honey ... Francis... "HEY, DEAR, ARE YOU AWAKE!" " Francis O. Walsh "Did you ever see such coordination at six months?" A congressman facing a tough battle for re-election stumped the district in a series of talks with his worthy opponent. An old-time spellbinder, the congressman had no intention of losing his cush job and pulled out all the stops in trying to convince his constituents that he should be returned to Washington. "My friends," he said imploringly, "I pondered long the question should I retire after so many years of selfless service or should I once again seek the honor of representing you people in the nation's capital? One day I went to Statuary Hall where the great One fellow who's sure to get a kick out of his work is the salesman in the chil dren's shoe department. Pat Kraft marble busts of our past heroes stand. 1 paused in front of the statue of Thomas Jefferson and put to him the same question should 1 retire; should I continue my career? And, friends, I could almost see his lips move and hear his voice come clear 'Stay here,' it said." His opponent got up and delivered a brief rebuttal. "Say, you better elect me. You don't want a fellow who goes around mumbling to statues!" Family Weekly, November 23, 195 viyi j in T AUTOMATIC " IT H MIXMASTER . MIXER An all new Mixmaster Mixer with 1 2 mixing speeds "to give better results . . . larger "Full Mix" Beaters for com plete mixing action. Everything mixed with this All New Sunbeam Mixer tastes better. 1 PORTABLE LIGHT ft POWERFUL Has Thumb-Tip speed control, auto matic Beater Ejector and Mixing Guide for greater convenience. Eas ily converts to a hand mixer . . . cord is detachable, for greater storage convenience. Model EM with stand and 2 mixing bowls. Only $37.95 II MIXMASTER EMI Always handy stores easily en wall automatic HAND MIXER The most powerful band mixer made. Ex clusive 12-speed governor-controlled motor and larger "Full-Mix" Beaters mix all foods more thoroughly. Con venient wide-base heel rest. Only $27.95 v asy jxi j-r LJ $uibeam AUTOMATIC - CONTROLLED HI AT FRYPAN Has Controlled Even Heat for easier and better meal making. Easy-to set temperature dial, signal light and Fryguide located on handle. Im mersible up to control dial for easy washing. Comes in 4 sizes, also colors. High dome glass or metal vented covers available. From $16.93 ii II STEAM or DRY IRON Enjoy faster, easier, safer ironing with Sunbeam's Thumb-Tip Con trol. Switch from steam to dry in stantly.ExclusiveSteam Flow Vents give you an all-over cushion of rolling steam. Only $17.93 Suggoitod Retail Prlcti, V HMVIC fJTAtlOMS lACOOB TM NAtrOMl V THJ Prry Como Stars for Saturday night or NBC-TV Svnboom Corporation, Dpl. 219, Qikogo 30, Nlinoli Canadac Toronto t VAIUI THRU QUALITY OIC IkMli. auuw
