Medford mail tribune. (Medford, Or.) 1909-1989, September 28, 1958, Image 49

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Newspaper Page Textby Paul Steiner wujm A vacation is a success if you can manage to change the color of circles under your eyes from black to tan." Wall Street Journal. "In America there are two classes of travel first class, and with children." Robert Benchley "My first hint to the gentleman traveler is a simple one. Never go anywhere without your wife. The American woman is indispensable in packing and unpacking, mixing Bromo Seltzers, fending off beautiful ladies who are traveling alone, and making herself useful generally. Hers is also the only sex that can successfully close a wardrobe trunk." James Thurber. "If you're not allowed to hate a man who gets into a crowded railway carriage, who can you hate?" G. K. Chesterton. "The average man never has to worry very much about planning his vacation. His boss tells him when he'll go and his wife tells him where." Anonymous. "Once there was a motoring tourist who said he was going to start out at 5 a.m. the next morning and did." Neal O'Hara. "Did you ever have your wite meet you with the car at 6 atr o'clock on the Friday night Iy jwu ryviv. jiw j v- - l w . 'V- L1UU HilH U1C11 uiatv sji decide which direction to take? i Charles Honce, To Talk of v Many Things. "Don't put travel stickers all over the win dows of your car. It's safer to know where you're going than to brag of where you've been." Anonymous. "The trouble with those thick, luxurious hotel towels is that they make luggage so hard to close." Anonymous. "How travel has changed! It used to broaden you; now it leaves you flat." Elise Rhodes. "Some folks always prepare for two vaca tions; one while they're away, the other while the boss is." London (Ont.) Free Press. 7s r- : ; ' , f r A 9 C I 13 i I 7" . ft A M WF M t: mi j always active, alert, anxious for his Friskiest ...the prime grade dog food from Carnation Irresistible lean red horse meat.. .plus all the vitamins, minerals, proteins and energy foods your dog is known to need-all in Friskies. ff Government-inspected for complete nourishment. up to twice tne iooa vaiue 01 cut-rate oranas. r aj ii Ux.. i. I 1 SS .. jLi'OTV !' Ana n s quuiuy guaraiiwwu uy arnatlOIl. 42 I 1325 For varMy, fmmd Frltklmt Mmal and Cuba TVtiu FRISKIES MEAL-meaty taste, meaty aroma, fully balanced, mixes instantly. EJ FRISKIES CUBES-6 flavor, 6-color nourishment in crunchy, bite-size morsel.