by Paul Steiner
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A vacation is a success if you can manage to
change the color of circles under your
eyes from black to tan." Wall Street
Journal.
"In America there are two classes of
travel first class, and with children."
Robert Benchley
"My first hint to the gentleman
traveler is a simple one. Never
go anywhere without your
wife. The American woman is
indispensable in packing and
unpacking, mixing Bromo
Seltzers, fending off beautiful
ladies who are traveling alone,
and making herself useful
generally. Hers is also the only
sex that can successfully close
a wardrobe trunk."
James Thurber.
"If you're not allowed to hate a man who gets
into a crowded railway carriage, who can
you hate?" G. K. Chesterton.
"The average man never has to worry very
much about planning his vacation. His boss
tells him when he'll go and his wife tells
him where." Anonymous.
"Once there was a motoring tourist who said
he was going to start out at 5 a.m. the next
morning and did." Neal O'Hara.
"Did you ever have your wite
meet you with the car at 6
atr o'clock on the Friday night
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decide which direction to take?
i Charles Honce, To Talk of
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"Don't put travel stickers all over the win
dows of your car. It's safer to know where
you're going than to brag of where you've
been." Anonymous.
"The trouble with those thick, luxurious
hotel towels is that they make luggage so hard
to close." Anonymous.
"How travel has changed! It used to broaden
you; now it leaves you flat." Elise Rhodes.
"Some folks always prepare for two vaca
tions; one while they're away, the other while
the boss is." London (Ont.) Free Press.
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