Medford mail tribune., August 10, 1958, Image 36

If you enjoy knotty
problems, try teaching
that sweet young girl how
to use a casting rod.
Ken Kraft
An ambitious young home repairman was
determined to become a success at any cost
particularly his customers' costs. Overworked,
he died when only 43. When he reached the other
world, he rilled out the necessary forms and
listed his age.
This caused some consternation among celestial
authorities. Why should the home serviceman be
called so young? Somebody checked the files and
returned to the candidate.
"Well, we got that straightened out," he said
with relief. "According to the working hours you
charged your customers, you're at least 127."
Blighty
These
Mother-Daughter
Outfits
The idea leaves me a trifle
cold,
I look too young or she
looks too old;
I just don't think the time is
ripe
A five-year-old is not my
type!
Colleen Hynes Johnson
Things 6
I
That Never VL 1 1 '
Areas 1 1 1 t
as We Expected
That "generous sample" sent free upon re
quest . . . your first mustache . . . the raise
after "miscellaneous deductions" ... a foot
ball player in swimming trunks . . the half
gallon of ice cream purchased for a children's
party . . . our uniform from the last war . . .
engagement rings . . . the welcome that co
workers give us after we return from vaca
tion ... a teen-age daughter in her first
formal . . . "fabulous trade-in allowances"
... an empty parking space.
Charles V. Mathis
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... .,.,' ...
e I didn't end up in the
"Fooled you this tim
corner.
K sJk I
A rancher was driving his
Eastern visitor over the arid
and barren country of western
Texas. The sun was blistering
hot, the wind dusty dry. Sud
denly a beautifully plumed bird
ran across the road. The East
erner was impressed with its
exotic coloring and asked what
kind of a bird it was.
"Why, that's a Bird of Para
dise, Son," the rancher replied
proudly.
The next mile was driven in
thoughtful silence. Then the
visitor broke it with, "Pretty
long way from home, isn't it?"
Wall Street Journal
A terribly jealous woman used
to submit her husband to a
regular inspection every evening.
The slightest hair discovered
on his coat would lead to weeping,
recriminations, and threats.
One night the husband returned,
his suit coat spic and span. The
wife searched in vain for a
wisp of hair, then cried out "This
is too much! Bald women now!"
Constellation
Give some women enough rope,
and they'll hang another clothes
line in the bathroom.
Brushvoare
L f Ginnie, if those kids don't
p pipe down, the picnic's off. ftSij
A h. My stomach's upset already! p&3
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Pepto-Bismol's special medicinal formula soothes with
a gentle coating action. It works in both the stomach and
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Take Hospital Tested Pepto-Ilsmol. . . and feel good again!
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