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4t TWELVE MEDFORD (OREGON) MAIL TRIBUNE Monday, Mar 20. 1957 B) ARIES APR. 2C 18-21-tlm 31-38-79-83 IAUHJS I MAY 21 3- 6-19-23 24-29-32 GCMINI MAY 22 rJ JUNE 22 jA e A , J 65-68-74 CANCtJI 2JUNE23 59-70-6 UO JULY 24 !- AUG. 23 10-12-1 5-351 66-69-82-891 VKGO AUG. 24 KfA SEPT. 22 ..... .J 36-43-81-871 STAR GAXEICC I BaAYS pniiiki. 4 - - Vour Doify Arfivrtv ri..J. According la fi To develOD mmnng T. ..J.. read words corresponding to numbers v. -wuiut oirrn sign. SEPT. 23 OCT. 23 2:ii4fU1l Kl-J7-P3-!a5 1 Put 2 You 3 Mild 4 Your 5 Associate 6 Influences 7 With 8 Your 9 New 10 Avoid 11 Personality 12 A 13 Con 14 And 15 Romance 16 People 17 Talents 18 Bypass 19 Encourage 20 Those 21 Tnviol 22 Delicate 23 Morten 24 And 25 Who 31 On 32 Morten 33 Evening. 34 Today 35 With , 36 Shine " 37 Show 38 Those 39 Children 40 Put 41 You 42 Or 43 At 4 Hours 45 Stronger 46 Into 7 Con 43 Some 49 Outlook 50 May 51 Immediate 52 Is 53 Stormy 54 Be 55 26 Concentrate 56 Ejcfllnt 27 Plont 57 Loved 23 Moke 53 Bring Artistic iV A 30 Contacted 61 Yourself 62 Operation 63 Appear. 64 Ones 65 In 66 Too 67 Over 68 Your 69 Many 70. Lovir.g 7 1 Many 72 In 73 Ways 74 Work 75 Todoy 76 Attachment 77 That 78 Demanding 79 Which're 80 And 81 Their 82 Strings 83 B.g 84 You 85 Proctkol 86 Care 87 Best 83 We- 89 Attached OCT. 24 Ql. NOV. 22.3. rn.-m a- nil J 164-77-84-86 ,)GoorJ 60 Advantages 90 Contrary Advene 0 1 Neutral SAGOTAIIUS NOV. 23 A9 EC 22 1 1 -m n cn ;4-7o-80-90'Ji CAraicom DEC 23 JAN. 20 C,t 49-52-53-5sfel 71-73-75 C1 A QUASI US JAN. 21 - 1- 8. 9-27TO i l 46-51-62 PISCES 2011, FEB MAR. 21 5- 7-20-25, 128-41-45 RADIO PROGRAMS - MONDAY Programs listed below are received from the radio stations and the Mail Tribune) assumes no responsibility except to make such changes as are supplied KVJC - 1230 kc 4:00 The Story Hour 4:15 Bulletins Mel Allen 4:30 Club 1230 4:43 Club 1230 KMEO 1440 lie NBC News Car Tunes Car Tunes Car Tunes Man on the Go KWIN - 1400 kc Fulton Lewis Jr. Hemingway News Telo-Test Sam Hayes 5:00 Edward P. Morgan 5:15 Lowell Thomas 5.30 Hickman" A&Andy 5:43 Amos & Andy" News Car 1 unes Weather. Car Tunes Orval Anderson One For The Road One For The Road One For The Road One for the Road 6:00 News Frank Goss" 6:13 Tom Harmon" 6:30 Turntable Terrace 6:45 Turntable Terrace 7:00 Regal Tune Table" 7:15 Regal Tune Tabic 7:30 Voice of Firestone 7 :45 Voice of Firestone 8:00 Frost - Galindez Case" 8:13 Gal indez-Murphy" 8 :30 Gal indez-Murphy 8 :45 Galindez-Murphy 9:00 Turntable Terrace 9:13 Turntable Terrace 9 :30 Turntable Terrace 9 45 Turntable Terrace 10:00 World News Beat 10:15 Turntable Terrace i0:30 Turntable Terrace 10:45 I'urntable Terrace 11:00 Sign Off NBC News Spts Daily Hi-Fi Corner News of the World One Man s Family NBC News Boston Boston Symphony Boston Symphony Boston Symphony Frost - Telephone Hr. Telephone Hour Classical Music Haters Classical Music Haters KWIN'S All Time Hits News KWIN Karavan-Sporta KWIN Karav-an - News News Conversation Conversation LawTence Welk KWIN Karavan KWIN Karavan Sports" KWIN Karavan KWIN Karavan News KWIN Karavan KWIN Karavan KWIN Karavan KWIN Karavan News KWIN Karavan KWIN Karavan KWIN Karavan Richfield Reporter Frost - Nightwatch Nightwatchman Nightwatch & News True Detective Myrt. True Detective Myst Lives of Harry Lime Lives of Harry Lime Sign Off News KWIN Karavan RADIO PROGRAMS - TUESDAY 6:00 World News Roundup Bob Roberts Corral KWIN'S Morning Show 6:15 Yawn Patrol Bob Roberts Corral KWIN'S Morning Show 6:30 Frank Goss Bob Roberts Corral KWIN'S Morning Show m 6:45 Harry Babbitt First News KWIN'S Morning Show 7:00 Breakfast Tuna Rise 'and Shine Hemingway News 7:15 Cecil Brown Weaaher Report Breakfast Gang 7:30 Tom MacLeod - Sports Rogue Valley Beeper KWIN'S Morning Show 7:45 Howard Miller Show Weather Report KWIN'S Morning Show 8:13 Breakfast Club 8:30 Breakfast Club JsJ45 Breakfast Club 9 :00 Lost & Found Pets 9:15 Coffee Concert 9:30 Name Your Neighbor 9:45 Road of Life" Heart Heart Swap & Sell Hear! Visit Hear! 10:00 Music Box 10:13 Second Mrs. Burton" 10:30 Strike It Rich 10:43 Pat Buttram 1 1 AO Trading Post 11:15 Record Rack 11 30 Houseparty" 1 1 :45 Houseparty V,C. News Hear! Hear! Hear! News "NBC News" Hear! NBC Bandstand NBC Bandstand Hear! 12:00 Paul Harvey 12:15 Top Five News-Weather 1Z:30 Musical jviixmaster 12:45 Backstage Wife NBC News Bandstand NBC Bandstand NBC Bandstand NBC Bandstand News Weather Report Lunchtime News His Majesty the Baby Local News-Sports KWIN'S Morning Show KWIN'S Morning Show KWIN'S Morning Show Voice of Deliverance Voice of Deliverance A.A Allen Newspaper of The Air" Telo-Test KWTN's Mm-nine Show KWIN'S Morning Show 'News Queen tor A Day ,Queen for A Day Queen for A Day News Bill Lively Show Cleveland-Boston Cleveland-Boston 1:00 Helen Trent" NBC News WSP 1:15 Nora Drake" Westside Party 130 Ashton"Weath.tYou Westside Party 1 :43 Musical Matinee Westside Party 2:00 Arthur Godfrey 2:15 Arthur Godfrey 230 Arthur Godfrey 2:43 Arthur Godfrey 3:00 Arthur Godfrey"" 3:15 Arthur Godfrey 3 :30 Haven of Rest 330 Haven of Rest NBC News" Listen Listen! Listen! Listen Listen! Cleveland-Boston Cleveland-Boston Cleveland-Boston Cleveland-Boston Cleveland-Boston Cleveland-Boston Cleveland-Boston Cleveland-Boston News Bill Lively Bill Lively Show Bill Lively Show Carnation Milk Time 4:00 The Story Hour 4:15 Bulletins - Mel Allen 4:30 Club 1230 4:45 Club 1230 5:00 Edward P. Morgan 5:13 Lowell Thomas 5:30 Hickman - A&Andy 5:45 Amos Bc Andy NBC News Listen Five Star Matinee Five Star Matinee NBC News Car Tunes Fulton-Lewis Jr Car Tunes Hemingway News Car Tunes Telo-Test Man on the Go Sam Hayes News NBC News LcI.News One For The Road Car lames One For The Road Weather. Car Tunes One For The Road Orval Anderson- One for the Road "6iCK) New '-Frank Goss NBC News Sots. Daily KWIN'S All Time Hits 6-15 lorn Harmon-- jazztomer 630 Pres Eisenhower" News of the World KWIN Karavan-Sports B:45 Pres. Eisenhower" One Man's Family KWIN Karavan - News 7 00 Regal Tune Table" NBC News'-GU'sIeeve 713 Regal Tune Table Gildersleeve 7 30 The World Tonight Night Line 7:45 World Tonite SevariedNightLine VnnZ-Frost - Baseball Frost -NBC News 8:15 Portland-Los Angeles Night Line 8:30 Portland-Los Angeles 8 :45 Portland-Los Angeles 9:00 Portland-Los Angeles 9:13 Portland-Los Angeles 9:30 Portland-Los Angeies Night Line Night Line Nightbeat Nightbeat Nightbeat 9:43 Portland-Los Angeles Nightbeat 100 Portland-Los Angeles Richfield Reporter 1013 Portland-Los Angeles Frost Nigntbeat 1030 World News Beat-Music Nightbeat 10-45 Turntable Terrace Nightbeat 11:00 Sign Off ABC "CBS KWIN Karavan Coke Time KWIN Karavan KWIN Karavan News News KWIN Karavan KWIN Karavan KWIN Karavan KWIN Karavan "News KWIN Karavan KWIN Karavan KWIN Karavan Sign Off NBC News KWIN aravan Treasury Agent Scarlet Pimpernel Scarlet Pimpernel NewsKWIN Karavan MBS A11 programs at same time daily unless otherwise indicated) M 5 45 Sign on Music throughout day except for following programs 10-10:15 KBOY Commercials: 11-12 (Sunday only) First Baptist service. P.M 12-12:15. KBOY ranch; 12:15-1230 (Sunday only) KBOY ranch: 630 Sign off. TELEVISION PROGRAMS The following TV broadcast log is printed as a free public trice for the Mail Tribune's readers and TV viewers. Schedule changes are printed as provided by the TV stations, and the Mail Tribune cannot accept responsibility for errors or omissions. KOTI-TV (Channel 2) KBES-TV (Channel 5) MONDAY 3:30 Test Driver k 3:45 Search for Tomorrow 4:00 Garden. Farm Home 4:15 Ashland Y Show 4:30 Uncle Bill 5:00 Industry on Parade 5- 13 Edwards & News 530 TV Question Box S -45 Adventures in Literature 6:15 Your TV Weatherman 6:20 News 6- 30 Talent Scouts 7:00 I Love Lucy 7:30 December Bride 8:00 Studio One 9 00 Burns and Allen 930 Ray Milland Show 10:00 Championship Bowling 10:30 News . ,. 10:35 Championship Bowling 11:03 Sign Off TUESDAY 1 0:45 Devotions 1055 News 11:00 NBC Matinee 12:00 Brighter Day 12:15 Secret Storm 12 30 Edge of Night 1:00 Comedy Time 130 Truth or Consequences 2 00 Salvation Army , 230 Strike It Rich 3- 00 Feminine Fancies 330 Garry Moore 3:45 Search for Tomorrow 4:00 Our Miss Brooks 4- 30 Uncle Bill 3:00 Sacred Heart 5:15 Edwards & News 530 Name That Tune 6:00 Dance Time 6:15 "Your TV Weatherman" 620 News 630 Whirly Birds . 7:no Cisco Kid 7:30 Red Skelton 8:00 S64.000 Question 830 Spike Jones 9:00 My Little Margie 9:30 Phil Silver's Show 10:00 Zane Grey Theatre 3030 New? 1035 Sign Oil MONDAY 4:45 Transatlantic Televiews 5 :00 PTA in Action 5:15 Doug Edwards and News 5 30 Civil Defense 5:43 Tech Talks . 6:15 Weather and News 6:30 Talent Scouts 7:00 I Love Lucy 7 30 December Bride 8 :00 Studio One 9:00 Burns and Allen 930 Rav Milland 10:00 Bowling 10:30 News 10:35 Bowling (continued) 11:05 Weather and Sign off TUESDAY 10:50 Chaplain's Corner 10:55 News 11:00 Matinee Theater 12:00 Brighter Day 12:15 Secret Storm 12 30 Edge of Night 1 :00 Comedy Time 1 :30 Truth or Consequences 2:30 Strike it Rich 3 00 Klamath Gems Camera 3:30 Garry Moore Show 3:43 Search for Tomorrow 4 :00 Our Miss Brooks 4:45 Industry on Parade 5 :00 Sacred Heart 5 :15 Doug Edwards and News 5:30 Name That Tune 6:00 K Mueseum 6:15 Weather and News 6 :30 Pres. Eisenhower 6 :45 Bon Bazaar Time 7:00 Cisco Kid 7:30 Red Skelton 8:00 S64.000 Question 8 :30 Spike Jones 9 :0O Mv Little Margie 9:30 Phil Silvers 1 0 :00 Zane Grey 10:30 News 1035 Weather and Sign Off Brawley, Calif. (IP) A minor earthquake shook this Imperial valley city shortly before mid night Friday night but caused no damage, police reported. The Medical Roundup by Rt. . emeritus Consultant In Medicine, Mayo Cumc Emeritus Professor of Medielna. Mayo Foundation Dr Injections by Spray Gun Years ago, men working around diesel engines sometimes got hit by a small amount of oil that, under t r e m endous pressure, had squirted out from one of the cylinders. This oil would go right through their skin without making an ob- Alvarez Vious hole. Then men started trying to build a small "gun" which would shoot a drop of medicine or vac cine through a person's skin. Now after six years of study, an automatic injector is in an advanced stage of development. The inventors hope soon to have all the "bugs" out of it. There are at least two great advan tages of such a "gun" especially in army work. One is that men can file by and get their shots in a matter of seconds; and the other is that syringes and need les will not have to be sterilized again and again. The gun now available can be cocked and re loaded in four or five seconds. Usually an injection with the gun causes less discomfort than does the barrage of a hypoder mic needle. How Chemists Work on Problems Traffic in Canal Reaches Normal Cairo (IP) Suez canal traf fic reached its normal level Sat urday under Egyptian terms that all nations except France and Israel accepted. Informed sources said that Egypt considered the canal con troversy a closed chapter of his tory. . They said Egypt would reject any attempt by France to re open the canal question before the United Nations Security council. In this, the Egyptian re gime had the backing of the So viet Union. Egypt already had served no tice that it intends to continue its nine-year-old blockade of Is raeli shipping in the canal and will stop any Israeli ship sent to the waterway to test the ban. A total of 37 ships sailed into the canal Saturday in north and southbound convoys. For the first time since Egypt reopened the canal, the number equalled the daily average prior to last July when the waterway was nationalized. Zephyr Hits Slide. Derails in Canyon Oroville, Calif. irr The Western Pacific's Chicago-bound Zephyr hit a rock slide about 20 miles east of here Saturday and derailed in the Feather river canyon. There were no injuries, ac cording to WP's dispatching of fice in Sacramento, which said it has been in "constant contact" with the train conductor, James Crowe. But two rescue parties have left here for the scene by special train and automobile. They in clude sheriffs deputies, doctors, nurses and volunteer workers. Ships Give Up Search In North Sea for Sub - London (IP) British, Dutch and Swedish ships searching the North Sea have found no trace Saturday of a submarine which had been believed sunk about midway between Britain and the Northern Netherlands. The "flashing buoy," sighted Friday night by the Danish freighter whose signals set off the search also had vanished. It was believed to have sunk. The only "foreign object" found in the area was an anch ored oil drum dropped by the Danish freighter Mary North to mark the approximate position of the mysterious buoy. WALT'S TV & RADIO SERVICE Oldest Shop in So. Oregon 409 E. Main Phone SP-2-226S Day and Night Service, (Medford and vicinity) No calls Fri. eve or all day Sat. $3.50 It may interest some people to know how chemists go at a problem, like that of reducing in our blood the amount of cholesterol, the substance that seems to be so important in the making of little ulcers in our arteries. Recently, William G. Dauben and his co-workers, at the University of California, in trying to find in the chain of processes that lead to the for mation of cholesterol some place into which they might throw a proverbial monkey- wrench, found that the building-up of steroids, of which cholesterol is one, begins with acetate, a com mon by-product in the digestion of fatty acids. Acetate is con verted into isoprene, then squa lene, the triterpene, and finally, a steroid. Tranquilizers Good for Pets According to Dr. Jack O. Knowles; a Miami veterinarian, when a potentially dangerous dog is taken to the "vet" for treatment, it can help greatly to give him a tranquilizer. With this, a snarling and snapping animal can become as docile as a lamb. The drug is safe ' for the animal and doesn't do any harm. It may make an animal much less restless and excited when taken to the vet to stay while the owners are away. It is so helpful, also, to quiet a dog when he has to have an x-ray film made. 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