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o o o O o EIGHT MEDFORD (OREGON) On The Side iBrstributcel by King The difficulties of husband lives longer than any of the oth hunters in this country continue , er children a mother gives birth to increase. Fifty years ago, ' to. That's once I get a break from when your grandma was a bach-, the experts. I am a fourth child, elorette there were more men ! than women in the United States. I Tuejn-Ager Husbands were easy to acquire. As for very youthful world's Now there are a million and a champion boxers, consider the half more females than males in ! case of "Terrible Terry" McGov this country. In other countries, i ern, pride of South Brooklyn, where women are greatly in the Terry was only 19 and a bantam majority, plans for sharing hus-1 weight when he knocked out bands have been discussed. That the champions in three divisions is two women will share one hus-j within 10 months. The defeated band. How do you think your , ruigmen were Pedlar Palmer, wife would like to share you with bantamweight; George Dixon, a beautiful blonde? Or a lively j featherweight; and Franke Erne, redhead or brunette? And how ! lightweight. Incidentally, at 19, would you like it? j McGovern was already a mar- ! ried man and a father! It was none other than Kath- Not rine Hepburn, who said, -Men who originated what is now r fully tupid. They are eas- called "Instant Coffee?" It was llv fcId by pretty girls. They j that highly inventive Texan, Gail r.irvjtf- bother to trarp thp inner i Borden. That was about 100 qLiities of the plain girls". . . Mayonnaise was originated by Cardinal Richelieu. About the only sauce I can say I am really Joed of is tartar sauce as used on scallops. Legs Frankie Eailey, musical show actress of the yesteryear, was 37 years old when she was first styled -The Girl With The Mil lion Dollar Legs." It is extreme ly interesting to note that women possessing long shapely limbs usually live to a ripe old age. As for examples, take Frankie Bai ley and Mile. Mistinguette, the Parisian musical show performer. Marlene Dietrich will probably live to be a hundred. Pilling By Hal Stebbins. Amiable adver tising specialist. Brilliant han dler of the English language. Om nipotent orator and erudite es sayist. His essay titled "The Cre ative Spirit In Advertising" is lomething every young advertis ing man should read twice. Dur ing his career as an advertis ing agent Stebbins has personal ly written or supervised the writing of over $100 million worth of advertising. Aside In advising wives how to achieve a happy marriage, Dr Samuel Johnson said, "Limit your fault-finding, ladies No hus band HUts to live under the eye of perpetual disapprobation" . . . .It is said the fourth child i v x . ...- - -V T, " " --v-v- ' ( f 'ti-r'--''--'- v ' -CTe I There's no bigger station wagon made than these great Plymouth Suburbans! Mighty 122-inch wheelbase...over 10 feet of cargo space o O New Observation Seat. Available in 9 passenger Suburban models. Folds flush ito floor for extra cargo space. MAIL TRIBUNE By E. V. Durling Features Svadirat. Inc.) years ago. The idea didn't catch on. Borden kept on inventing. He then originated and patented an idea for condensing milk. That idea made him a millionaire many times over. It has also made quite a few other people rich and given employment to thousands. Passing By John Kieran on that clever panel program called "Informa tion Please," answered all the Allowing queries in quick suc cession: "What is a dodo? A zobo? A koto? A bolo? A loco foco?" I wonder if Charlie Van Dorcn could have survived that series of queries. 'Eternal Flame' To Honor War Victims Rochester, N. Y. U.R) An "eternal flame" has been chosen to symbolize Rochester's rever ence for its war dead in the re cently built Community War Me morial building. A shrine estblished for those who gave up their lives in the two World Wars and the Korean conflict will contain an altar-like platform of white marble bear ing a bronze truncated cone. From it will issue a gas-fed flame that will burn night and day. Flanking the shrine, expected to be completed by Memorial Day of this year, will be a row of U. S. flags. A tape measure proves it! And it'll have to be a full 122 inches long to measure Plymouth's longest-of-all wheel base. And it'll have to reach 120.9 inches to measure the cargo-carrying floor space alone. More than 10 feet! What else does a Plymouth Suburban offer? Every thing that makes every Plymouth three full years ahead. Wednetda?, March 27. 1957 TIDELANDS WILDCAT Tug with workers approaches oil exploration platform off Santa Barbara, Calif., where two oil companies are pouring $9000 a day down a hole in an effort to find out where to put another hole. The drilling platform is the first to sink its teeth into Cali fornia's tidelands and its owners hope it will prove up commercial oil deposits. Series of Meetings Scheduled in April A series of meetings will be held throughout the county dur ing April concerning family busi ness and lav. The meetings are sponsored by the county extension service and will feature speakers from the Jackson County Bar association. They will be open to the public. Topic of the first meeting will be wills, estates and probates. Sessions will be held in Med ford at the courthouse audito rium April 8, 17 and 24; Eagle Point grange hall, April 4, 11 and 18; Crater High school li brary, April 10, 17 and 24; Elk Trail school, April 9. 16 and 23; and Odd Fellows Hall, Ashland, April 8, 15 and 22. Each meeting will begin at 7:30 p.m., according to Miss Mary Pat Lucy, county home econom ics extension agent. Hidden Luggage Compartment. Locked space for out-of-sight storage of luggage and valuables. On six-passenger models. M'BW hi I .1 rirfrrfTT Postal Savings Show Decrease Since 1952 Postal savings on deposit at the Medford office have drop ped from S386.19 in 1952 to $188,806 at the present time, according to local postal of ficials, and the drop is in line with the national trend. Postmaster Arthur Summer field announced in Washington that postal savings throughout the system has dropped from $3,393,000,000 in 1947 to $1, 765,000,000 at the present time, and the decline continues at the rate of $20 million a month. The post office department has urged Congress to liquidate the postal savings system on grounds that it has outlived its useful ness and Summerfield has urged Congress to approve legislation now before it which will follow the recommendation of the sec ond Hoover commission. For example Torsion-Aire Ride, the same velvety sus pension featured in the costliest of limousines. Plus super safe Total-Contact Brakes. Plus the highest standard horsepower in its field. Plus breathtaking Flight-Sweep Styling. Plus the sure-footedness of sports-car handling. See, compare, drive a Plymouth Suburban today! Comfort Steps on both Make it so easy to get new Observation Seat The Family Council Editor's not: The Family Council consists ot a Judje, a psychiatrist, three clergymen, a newspaper editor, a women's editor and two writers Each article is a summary of an actual report. The Family Council does not give advice; It merely reports on problems that have been dealt with by responsible agencies and counselors. Howard M. Ann is fickle, but I love her. Mrs. D. M. He should turn her down now. Howard M. How can you tell when a fickle girl is ready to settle down and mend her ways? I am a man of 30 and I have been in love with the same girl nearly ten years. At first we dated on-and-otf, .although I would have liked to see her regularly. Ann was a popular girl. She seemed 1 to like me when I was around, but she was so often "too busy" when I called. After a while she became more interested, but suddenly boom! she met her dream man and they got married. After they were married a year, she called me and told rae she was very unhappy and wanted to see me. She said the marriage was a fail ure. I offered to marry her then and there, but she said she'd have to think it over. Her mar riage lasted another two years and now she and her husband have finally split up and she has a child. I love Ann as much as ever and I believe, from the way she talks, she really cares for me. My mother says I'd be a fool to have Ann now. Mrs. D. M. This terrible girl has really ruined Howard's life for the past ten years. She wouldn't let go of him from the first minute she saw him yet she wouldn't have him. In all this time, he has gone out with hundreds of girls, yet he hasn't been able to work up any inter est in them because Ann is on his mind. Ann happens to be a very at tractive girl and has a good, convincing line of talk. I met her alone for a talk recently and she almost made me cry when she explained that she had really always cared for Howard, but this other man swept her off her feet, and then she felt she ought to do her utmost to make a go of the marriage. It wasn't until I got away from her and remem bered again all the suffering she caused Howard .that I realized how selfish and cruel she has been. . I am sure Howard would do sides of tailgate. in and out of the better with another girl and I would like him to have the sat isfaction of turning her down now. The Council: Out of love and hurt for her son, Mrs. D. M. appears to base her opinion of what Howard should do on a purely revenge motive. It is possible that Howard "would do better with another girl" but Mrs. D. M. offers no clear, rational objection to Ann. She points to Ann's selfishness and cruelty, but can Ann really be blamed for the fact that How ard became so obsessed by her that in so many years, and after going out with "hundreds of girls," he was unable to get Ann out of his mind? The much more critical ques tion is brought up by Howard: Will Ann ever really know her own mind? Will she ever be "ready to settle down and mend her ways"? This question can only be answered by Howard himself, through his knowledge of Ann. What is her attitude toward marriage in general? Does she think of it as a hit-or-miss affair or does she truly be lieve in establishing a perma nent relationship? Is she now so unhappy and desperate that she is ready to take him on the rebound? It will take time to get to the i ttod: nn So Convenient at Your FAVORITE GROCER HURRY! SUPPLY LIMITED! 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