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iBrstributcel by King
The difficulties of husband lives longer than any of the oth
hunters in this country continue , er children a mother gives birth
to increase. Fifty years ago, ' to. That's once I get a break from
when your grandma was a bach-, the experts. I am a fourth child,
elorette there were more men !
than women in the United States. I Tuejn-Ager
Husbands were easy to acquire. As for very youthful world's
Now there are a million and a champion boxers, consider the
half more females than males in ! case of "Terrible Terry" McGov
this country. In other countries, i ern, pride of South Brooklyn,
where women are greatly in the Terry was only 19 and a bantam
majority, plans for sharing hus-1 weight when he knocked out
bands have been discussed. That the champions in three divisions
is two women will share one hus-j within 10 months. The defeated
band. How do you think your , ruigmen were Pedlar Palmer,
wife would like to share you with bantamweight; George Dixon,
a beautiful blonde? Or a lively j featherweight; and Franke Erne,
redhead or brunette? And how ! lightweight. Incidentally, at 19,
would you like it? j McGovern was already a mar-
! ried man and a father!
It was none other than Kath- Not
rine Hepburn, who said, -Men who originated what is now
r fully tupid. They are eas- called "Instant Coffee?" It was
llv fcId by pretty girls. They j that highly inventive Texan, Gail
r.irvjtf- bother to trarp thp inner i Borden. That was about 100
qLiities of the plain girls". . .
Mayonnaise was originated by
Cardinal Richelieu. About the
only sauce I can say I am really
Joed of is tartar sauce as used
on scallops.
Legs
Frankie Eailey, musical show
actress of the yesteryear, was 37
years old when she was first
styled -The Girl With The Mil
lion Dollar Legs." It is extreme
ly interesting to note that women
possessing long shapely limbs
usually live to a ripe old age. As
for examples, take Frankie Bai
ley and Mile. Mistinguette, the
Parisian musical show performer.
Marlene Dietrich will probably
live to be a hundred.
Pilling By
Hal Stebbins. Amiable adver
tising specialist. Brilliant han
dler of the English language. Om
nipotent orator and erudite es
sayist. His essay titled "The Cre
ative Spirit In Advertising" is
lomething every young advertis
ing man should read twice. Dur
ing his career as an advertis
ing agent Stebbins has personal
ly written or supervised the
writing of over $100 million
worth of advertising.
Aside
In advising wives how to
achieve a happy marriage, Dr
Samuel Johnson said, "Limit
your fault-finding, ladies No hus
band HUts to live under the eye
of perpetual disapprobation" . .
. .It is said the fourth child
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By E. V. Durling
Features Svadirat. Inc.)
years ago. The idea didn't catch
on. Borden kept on inventing. He
then originated and patented an
idea for condensing milk. That
idea made him a millionaire
many times over. It has also
made quite a few other people
rich and given employment to
thousands.
Passing By
John Kieran on that clever
panel program called "Informa
tion Please," answered all the
Allowing queries in quick suc
cession: "What is a dodo? A
zobo? A koto? A bolo? A loco
foco?" I wonder if Charlie Van
Dorcn could have survived that
series of queries.
'Eternal Flame' To
Honor War Victims
Rochester, N. Y. U.R) An
"eternal flame" has been chosen
to symbolize Rochester's rever
ence for its war dead in the re
cently built Community War Me
morial building.
A shrine estblished for those
who gave up their lives in the
two World Wars and the Korean
conflict will contain an altar-like
platform of white marble bear
ing a bronze truncated cone.
From it will issue a gas-fed flame
that will burn night and day.
Flanking the shrine, expected
to be completed by Memorial
Day of this year, will be a row
of U. S. flags.
A tape measure proves it! And it'll have to be a full
122 inches long to measure Plymouth's longest-of-all wheel
base. And it'll have to reach 120.9 inches to measure the
cargo-carrying floor space alone. More than 10 feet!
What else does a Plymouth Suburban offer? Every
thing that makes every Plymouth three full years ahead.
Wednetda?, March 27. 1957
TIDELANDS WILDCAT Tug with workers approaches
oil exploration platform off Santa Barbara, Calif., where
two oil companies are pouring $9000 a day down a hole
in an effort to find out where to put another hole. The
drilling platform is the first to sink its teeth into Cali
fornia's tidelands and its owners hope it will prove up
commercial oil deposits.
Series of Meetings
Scheduled in April
A series of meetings will be
held throughout the county dur
ing April concerning family busi
ness and lav.
The meetings are sponsored by
the county extension service and
will feature speakers from the
Jackson County Bar association.
They will be open to the public.
Topic of the first meeting will be
wills, estates and probates.
Sessions will be held in Med
ford at the courthouse audito
rium April 8, 17 and 24; Eagle
Point grange hall, April 4, 11
and 18; Crater High school li
brary, April 10, 17 and 24; Elk
Trail school, April 9. 16 and 23;
and Odd Fellows Hall, Ashland,
April 8, 15 and 22.
Each meeting will begin at
7:30 p.m., according to Miss Mary
Pat Lucy, county home econom
ics extension agent.
Hidden Luggage Compartment. Locked
space for out-of-sight storage of luggage
and valuables. On six-passenger models.
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Postal Savings Show
Decrease Since 1952
Postal savings on deposit at
the Medford office have drop
ped from S386.19 in 1952 to
$188,806 at the present time,
according to local postal of
ficials, and the drop is in line
with the national trend.
Postmaster Arthur Summer
field announced in Washington
that postal savings throughout
the system has dropped from
$3,393,000,000 in 1947 to $1,
765,000,000 at the present time,
and the decline continues at the
rate of $20 million a month.
The post office department has
urged Congress to liquidate the
postal savings system on grounds
that it has outlived its useful
ness and Summerfield has urged
Congress to approve legislation
now before it which will follow
the recommendation of the sec
ond Hoover commission.
For example Torsion-Aire Ride, the same velvety sus
pension featured in the costliest of limousines. Plus super
safe Total-Contact Brakes. Plus the highest standard
horsepower in its field. Plus breathtaking Flight-Sweep
Styling. Plus the sure-footedness of sports-car handling.
See, compare, drive a Plymouth Suburban today!
Comfort Steps on both
Make it so easy to get
new Observation Seat
The Family Council
Editor's not: The Family Council consists ot a Judje, a psychiatrist,
three clergymen, a newspaper editor, a women's editor and two writers Each
article is a summary of an actual report. The Family Council does not give
advice; It merely reports on problems that have been dealt with by responsible
agencies and counselors.
Howard M. Ann is fickle,
but I love her.
Mrs. D. M. He should turn
her down now.
Howard M. How can you tell
when a fickle girl is ready to
settle down and mend her ways?
I am a man of 30 and I have
been in love with the same girl
nearly ten years. At first we
dated on-and-otf, .although I
would have liked to see her
regularly. Ann was a popular
girl. She seemed 1 to like me
when I was around, but she was
so often "too busy" when I
called.
After a while she became
more interested, but suddenly
boom! she met her dream man
and they got married. After they
were married a year, she called
me and told rae she was very
unhappy and wanted to see me.
She said the marriage was a fail
ure. I offered to marry her then
and there, but she said she'd
have to think it over. Her mar
riage lasted another two years
and now she and her husband
have finally split up and she
has a child.
I love Ann as much as ever
and I believe, from the way she
talks, she really cares for me.
My mother says I'd be a fool to
have Ann now.
Mrs. D. M. This terrible girl
has really ruined Howard's life
for the past ten years. She
wouldn't let go of him from the
first minute she saw him yet
she wouldn't have him. In all
this time, he has gone out with
hundreds of girls, yet he hasn't
been able to work up any inter
est in them because Ann is on
his mind.
Ann happens to be a very at
tractive girl and has a good,
convincing line of talk. I met
her alone for a talk recently and
she almost made me cry when
she explained that she had really
always cared for Howard, but
this other man swept her off her
feet, and then she felt she ought
to do her utmost to make a go
of the marriage. It wasn't until
I got away from her and remem
bered again all the suffering she
caused Howard .that I realized
how selfish and cruel she has
been. .
I am sure Howard would do
sides of tailgate.
in and out of the
better with another girl and I
would like him to have the sat
isfaction of turning her down
now.
The Council: Out of love and
hurt for her son, Mrs. D. M.
appears to base her opinion of
what Howard should do on a
purely revenge motive.
It is possible that Howard
"would do better with another
girl" but Mrs. D. M. offers no
clear, rational objection to Ann.
She points to Ann's selfishness
and cruelty, but can Ann really
be blamed for the fact that How
ard became so obsessed by her
that in so many years, and after
going out with "hundreds of
girls," he was unable to get Ann
out of his mind?
The much more critical ques
tion is brought up by Howard:
Will Ann ever really know her
own mind? Will she ever be
"ready to settle down and mend
her ways"? This question can
only be answered by Howard
himself, through his knowledge
of Ann. What is her attitude
toward marriage in general?
Does she think of it as a hit-or-miss
affair or does she truly be
lieve in establishing a perma
nent relationship? Is she now
so unhappy and desperate that
she is ready to take him on the
rebound?
It will take time to get to the i
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