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o o CO O o D o rWO MEDFORDP(OBEGON) MAIL TRIBUNE Friday, December 7. 193! 0 o o o o S TAR GAZER' O sf TAUtUS r-. .' , " MAY Jl I- 6 45 48 y5!-70 76 MA' 73 - -3 3S 43 4 65 77 51 'yd . s. m4 P17 24 31 U 5.: 55 59 Hjn n 33 vwco US 34 ?!5 ?9 34 6 0 V!5 ?9 -By CLAV R POLLAV- M Vow OpWjr Actrvity Gu-de . M o According fo the S'o'"!. To develop mesicge for Saturday, rod w?fdS COrrMponding to numbe LIMA OCT 23 !22 23 39 4Aj J -o.d 3? -.-j, h 62 i P-w 33 '-agM fti -io loSoc-Qiiv 31 Cm 6-4 Yjf 5 YfXr 35 P - 65 Yu'rt 6 Yxir b J-i i oof 66 G'OW ' -jt C' 6' i"-aj atiQf- -44 n " 65 Fs9 II You " To 71 CVi r? L'5ir 2 7? Av? !3 G- 43 Pw..eJ 73 itjjvgrtogi". U H.'i 44 Don't 74 5jCcs 15 W-o 5 Va:yob't IS tote '6 V 46 Tm'd 76 r-o'eg'-rt I? 47 Oa'e-j'-y 77- N- 4-3 Av4 73 T-rVjv 20 Tfiri 50 V'c 30 ?! 51 iow ! V-j.e 3? 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His col umn will be resumed on Dec. 17.0 WAIT'S JV ft RADIO SERVICE Oldest Shop in So. Oregon 409 E. Mai . Thone 2-22S9 Pay and NJcht Servlre, O CA (.Medford and vicinity) VJJU No Calls Sundays. No calls Frl. eve or all day Sat. D0W.TV SERVICE Expert Servict All Makes PHONE .2-7994 Day or Nite The Medical Roundup by . fi V Emeritus Consultant In Medicine, Mavo l linic Emeritus Professor or Medicine, Mavo Foundation Persons Who Love Quacks Of late dozens of people have written, most of them in a kind ly vein, urging me to have more sympathy for quacks, and parti cularly for quacks who claim they can cure cancer. As one man said, "Be cause you doc tors arc not able to find a cure for can- Uz. Alvarez cer, why throw cold water on the efforts of those who are hunt ing for a cure or have found one?" The only trouble with this short statement is that it con tains three obvious mistakes. Actually, the curing of early can cer is no problem at all. We doctors an cure almost any can cer if the patient will only come early enough before the thing has seeded and scattered all over his body. If it is localized, we can burn it off, cut it out. or de stroy it with x-rays or radium. The second mis-statement is the inference that we doctors are not searching for a cure. Actual ly, just one great cancer research institute in New York City cov ers, as I remember the place, a block or more, and is full of laboratories in which hundreds of able men and women search constantly for a cure for scat tered cancer. Another great in stitute is to be found at Bethesda, near Washington. D.C. Smaller ones are here and there all over the country. So far as I can learn, the sup posed cancer research of quacks is only 'on paper. Quacks know nothing of research, they are in terested only in selling their so called remedies for large sums cash-down-in-advance. In all the history of medicine and I know this history well no quack has ever contributed any thing of value to medicine, ine old pirate and quack, Thomas Dover, gave us Dover's powder a mixture of opium and ipecac, but today it is not highly re garded and is little used. Inci dentally, people should know that through the ages quacks by the hundred have appeared; some have become famous and have made a fortune, and then have disappeared, leaving nothing of value behind them. In every case the passage of time soon showed that their remedy was useless. It just would not work in the hands of men who were not good promoters and adver tisers. Curiously, it sometimes quit working even in the hands of the original quack when he got wealthy and lost interest in constantly pushing its sale. The final statement of my cor respondent is also wrong. He as sumes that when quacks say they have a cure, they have it. If they had it they would not have to advertise; all fhey would need each day would be a large de tail of police to keep thousands of people from climbing through their windows and mobbing them. Some readers may not be lieve this, but actually, if to morrow I were to find the cure for scattered cancer, I would dread having to announce it, be cause in the following year, what with the crowds applying for the drug, the thousands telegraph ing for it, the swarms of reporters and journalists asking for inter views about it, and the hundreds asking me to come and lecture and receive an honorary degree, my life would not be w-orth liv ing. Like my friend, Sir Fred erick Banting, who discovered insulin and my friend. Dr. Kin sey, who wrote on sex. I would have had to flee and hide some where. I was amused at dozens of people who wrote me to say that, since the able chemists and drug experts of the Food and Drug Administration of the Unit ed States Government, who, aft er analyzing one of the most commonly-used cancer "cures," found nothing in it but tap-water, the government experts and the quack who sells the cure '"could not both be right," and hence the government experts must be wrong, obviously, the only per son able to say such a thing is one who hasn't even a rudimen tary knowledge of chemical analysis. Such persons might logically assume that if a crim inal, being sought by the F.B.I, were to say that he is a Sunday School superintendent, Mr. J. Edgar Hoover must be wrong! I was also amused at the many persons who wrote me saying that I should have listened re spectfully and have been con vinced when a certain "doctor" testified that a particular "can cer cure" is wonderful. My friend. Oliver Field, of the Amer ican Medical Association, who has a big file of information on every ignorant quack in the country, tells me that this sup posed doctor bought his M.D. degree from a notorious diploma mill! The other day when this "doc tor" wrote telling me to keep my mouth shut, he was careful, on his stationery, not to add M.D. after his name. He failed, also, to mention what Mr. Field tells me. which is that he has been working on a salary for the man whose praises he sings! A few dozen persons wrote me saying that a certain big "Insti tute," whose wide advertising draws in hundreds of patients, must be a wonderful place be cause they had seen big editori als in a newspaper praising the man in charge. What they did not know is that the supposed doctor, having waxed rich, had bought the newspaper! It is sad that people who know nothing about medicine think they can Hll a crook and an ignorant quack from an able physician. 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